He brought this up

He isn't a free agent

Some minor flaws, otherwise good point.
- systemtool

yeah I'm pretending it's 2016 when his contract is up.

If he wanted to come here so bad, why even sign a 5 year deal? why not sign a shorter term?

I just peed a little
- marklaprise

oh come on now... you know that's not pee

yeah I'm pretending it's 2016 when his contract is up.

If he wanted to come here so bad, why even sign a 5 year deal? why not sign a shorter term?
- Smitty98

to get to UFA...

Dawson Creek BC.. Mile 0 of the Alaska highway. Some of the nicest country around, peace region.

It's not anything like the show lol.. Not that I've ever watched it, but I recall my sister liking it..
- Arctic_AARDVARK

I'll put it like this, if I wanted to get some ass from my high school girlfriend well then a sacrifice had to be made and that was to watch that show and buffy. It was a very easy sacrifice to make... It didn't hurt that both shows had some nice women.

knowing Joey... perfectly acceptable. Knowing her last name...


seriously though - best (frank)-me-eyes on television after Jenny Love Hewitt on Party of 5
- Badge

I had a huge crush on that whore. Especially the I Know Who You Banged Last Summer days.

yeah I'm pretending it's 2016 when his contract is up.

If he wanted to come here so bad, why even sign a 5 year deal? why not sign a shorter term?
- Smitty98

Ask him, not me. Guaranteed big money as a RFA is my guess. Why tweet that though? Again ask him, not me.

Holy (frank) there is an actual Dawson Creek... where is this place you speak of... I will turn back the clock 15 years and go find Joey Potter rowing down the creek in her hey day before she was nano nanoized by Cruisey boy.

- stammerman

It's a poophole on the Alberta-BC border.


Although it does have a strip club.... Not that you'd wanna see what's in it

yeah I'm pretending it's 2016 when his contract is up.

If he wanted to come here so bad, why even sign a 5 year deal? why not sign a shorter term?
- Smitty98

How? he would be an RFA so it would take an offer sheet that would cost 4 firsts? or a trade

It's a poophole on the Alberta-BC border.


Although it does have a strip club.... Not that you'd wanna see what's in it



- robin_steele264

You under estimate married men. I'd go in there and bang everything that didn't say no or ask for money.

You under estimate married men. I'd go in there and bang everything that didn't say no or ask for money.
- systemtool

You and your married men fantasies

You and your married men fantasies
- PinkSock

Just got your text.

See you there.

I love Cuthbert. Hope she calls leaf games..
- systemtool

Hi friends. Hope all is well.

Hi friends. Hope all is well.
- weirdoh

well it was...

well it was...
- Badge

I know when I'm not welcomed...

I know when I'm not welcomed...
- weirdoh

And now ain't the time

oh come on now... you know that's not pee
- Badge

I dunno. It tasted like pee

my bad thought you were in Alberta... you said you don't like hot weather and being surrounded by rednecks ... and it's mid-July... Alberta... you'll get it...
- Badge

Oh for sure. I live in red deer and work around GP lots.. But for the past 3 weeks I've been on a job near Dawson. No less rednecky here...

Hi friends. Hope all is well.
- weirdoh

*tosses gchondas girlfriend a beer.

Love it, the detractors say "there is absolutely no way that Stamkos will sign in Toronto" with no basis but Leafs fans are dreamers and unrealistic for having some hope of it happening. Not sure how many of your are fortune tellers out there but thanks for sharing.

It's a poophole on the Alberta-BC border.


Although it does have a strip club.... Not that you'd wanna see what's in it



- robin_steele264

I'm across the street from it

But I think it's only Thursdays and Saturdays..

Love it, the detractors say "there is absolutely no way that Stamkos will sign in Toronto" with no basis but Leafs fans are dreamers and unrealistic for having some hope of it happening. Not sure how many of your are fortune tellers out there but thanks for sharing.
- Kinger34

My thoughts exactly.

My thoughts exactly.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

For the record, I don't think he's coming to Toronto and I am not getting my hopes up but it would be great if he did.

For the record, I don't think he's coming to Toronto and I am not getting my hopes up but it would be great if he did.
- Kinger34

Of course.. Sooner or later a star player will have the balls to come to Toronto. Wether it be Stammer or Taveres or someone else, it'll eventually happen.

Love it, the detractors say "there is absolutely no way that Stamkos will sign in Toronto" with no basis but Leafs fans are dreamers and unrealistic for having some hope of it happening. Not sure how many of your are fortune tellers out there but thanks for sharing.
- Kinger34

The worst part about this is that Toronto fans and media are being held responsible for this yet ignoring the part Stamkos played in it all. Hey were just discussing news other people made.