he is very lucky.. he basically had 2 choices in life.. be a hockey player or a ladyboy ... hockey is working out for him luckily so far
- senstroll

No salary cap if he goes the ladyboy route.

no idea.. leafs only track compete

he has a 6.872 compete rating so far.. but if he hustles more to the bench... he could be an 8+
- senstroll

have to get him on the bike with kessel.. his legs are tired obviously

Whats the award they give out for best line changes?
- Cfser

As in over the boards to join a pre-season fight?

That earns you the coveted Water Bottle.

Whats the award they give out for best line changes?
- Cfser

I don't think it's the Ovechkin award.

Understandable, Kessel's not really a significant winger
- Zezel

We weren't only taking about right wing.. I forget about Kessel all the time too... That horn that's always going when he's on the ice is hardly noticable.

As in over the boards to join a pre-season fight?

That earns you the coveted Water Bottle.
- Canada Cup

He cant help it, someone yelled "pile on" and he thought they yelled 'pylon". It was a very understandable mistake.

No salary cap if he goes the ladyboy route.
- Atomic Wedgie

very true.. sky is the limit when you are that pretty

I don't think it's the Ovechkin award.
- Atomic Wedgie

That boy needs to have a better defensive year.

Wow.... Dubinsky gets $5.85m a year for 6 years.

very true.. sky is the limit when you are that pretty
- senstroll

German sex tourists have a lot of money to spend.

If Lucic is gonna run around hammering players smaller than him he's gonna have to answer to someone his size. If he doesn't he'll be less of a threat.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

problem is, there are few players his size who fight and are important enough for him to fight. Orr asks him to and he says no. what happens? nothing. what are the Leafs gonna do, send JVR or Phaneuf after him? i hate the guy as much as anyone but i cannot see any reason for him to fight guys like that. he has nothing to gain.

have to get him on the bike with kessel.. his legs are tired obviously
- Dozzer

I picture this

We weren't only taking about right wing.. I forget about Kessel all the time too... That horn that's always going when he's on the ice is hardly noticable.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

lmao

yeah it's easy to forget about Kessel, every time he winds up a wrist shot the horn and flashing red lights are a huge distraction

problem is, there are few players his size who fight and are important enough for him to fight. Orr asks him to and he says no. what happens? nothing. what are the Leafs gonna do, send JVR or Phaneuf after him? i hate the guy as much as anyone but i cannot see any reason for him to fight guys like that. he has nothing to gain.
- DoubleDown

And I'd like to point out that if Lucic is going around legally hitting guys, why should he have to fight?

It's a stupid new "code" in the NHL that need to be drummed out by referees calling instigator penalties.

If you are 5'9" and don't want to get hit, keep your head up.

If Lucic was on the Habs or Leafs, we'd be loving him six ways to Sunday.

That boy needs to have a better defensive year.
- bixll

that was a doozy. 600 goals and -40.

I picture this


- senstroll

KESSEL ON THE LEFT?

@jonasTSN1050: Nylander played centre growing up. Switched to wing when he joined men's league in Sweden. Says he could see himself playing either in NHL.

Our future #1C

I picture this


- senstroll

I had this in my head:

KESSEL ON THE LEFT?


- Dozzer

I didnt even have to photoshop it

And I'd like to point out that if Lucic is going around legally hitting guys, why should he have to fight?

It's a stupid new "code" in the NHL that need to be drummed out by referees calling instigator penalties.

If you are 5'9" and don't want to get hit, keep your head up.

If Lucic was on the Habs or Leafs, we'd be loving him six ways to Sunday.
- Atomic Wedgie

no (frank)ing doubt. Habs drafted McCarron on the 1% chance he could turn into Lucic (don't worry he won't). those guys are so rare. although Lucic really is stupid and i think that holds him back from being even better.

Brad Marchand though, i can safely say, i would not want on my team in a million years.

problem is, there are few players his size who fight and are important enough for him to fight. Orr asks him to and he says no. what happens? nothing. what are the Leafs gonna do, send JVR or Phaneuf after him? i hate the guy as much as anyone but i cannot see any reason for him to fight guys like that. he has nothing to gain.
- DoubleDown

It doesn't matter whatsoever if he scores 50 goals a season, if he runs around he'll be challenged to a fight. If he declines they'll keep challenging him until he has no choice. Then he'll eventually fight like he did with Orr and get his ass kicked. Now he's not as scary to the Leafs.

I had this in my head:


- Atomic Wedgie

1 year after phil retires

I have seen that pic before...maybe guiness wr?

I didnt even have to photoshop it
- senstroll

Soooo....

Has anyone applied to be the new Leafs in-house host?

I'm hoping for Bushkorn, of course.

problem is, there are few players his size who fight and are important enough for him to fight. Orr asks him to and he says no. what happens? nothing. what are the Leafs gonna do, send JVR or Phaneuf after him? i hate the guy as much as anyone but i cannot see any reason for him to fight guys like that. he has nothing to gain.
- DoubleDown

Phanuef gets poop on for not fighting plugs......