So I guess the tweets and the account was hacked.
- LeafMan

When you post dumb poop on twitter - Your account was hacked

When you cheat on your wife - You are a sexaholic

When you say dumb poop in public - You have a drinking problem and are finally going to AA

I'm sure neither of them care anyways. They're making loot in COD tourneys and saving money taking each other on dates to the movies.
- CanadianBodmon

1 big bucket of popcorn: $8.50

2 small buckets of popcorn: $13.00

Savings!

So when he does, will you shut your poutine-scarfing hole?
- Atomic Wedgie

I want smokeys poutine now..

When you post dumb poop on twitter - Your account was hacked

When you cheat on your wife - You are a sexaholic

When you say dumb poop in public - You have a drinking problem and are finally going to AA
- Mr_Smokey

Let me write this stuff down.

I want smokeys poutine now..
- CanadianBodmon

When you post dumb poop on twitter - Your account was hacked

When you cheat on your wife - You are a sexaholic

When you say dumb poop in public - You have a drinking problem and are finally going to AA
- Mr_Smokey

I tried to look for them but just don't have the time, I remember the Vegas one clearly.

When you post dumb poop on twitter - Your account was hacked

When you cheat on your wife - You are a sexaholic

When you say dumb poop in public - You have a drinking problem and are finally going to AA
- Mr_Smokey

But when you bang a bombshell everyone goes



ayyyy ohhhh

Yes.



Which means, you'll hear me for a long time, still.
- Pecafan Fan

Finally, an incentive for the Leafs to win the Cup twice!

When you post dumb poop on twitter - Your account was hacked

When you cheat on your wife - You are a sexaholic

When you say dumb poop in public - You have a drinking problem and are finally going to AA
- Mr_Smokey

Talking from experience?

Let me write this stuff down.
- Woderwick

You know your old when..

Copy + paste + print

You know your old when..

Copy + paste + print
- CanadianBodmon

Doesn't have the same effect.

Poutine.

Well, I think I successfully quashed all the trolls in EKs thread in one foul drunken swoop.

No, not really because he forced the Leafs to sign Bozak too. Bozak is a 2 million dollar player but he's getting 4.2. So Kessel is pretty much making 10.2 million a year and donating 2.2 to his lifemate.
- JohnFergusonJr

$2m

yeah ok dude

Well, it's not like Kessel won 2 cups with/for the Leafs...
- Pecafan Fan

Who cares if he won a cup. Players should be judges on there individual skills. I'm tired of hearing that. Bolland has won 2 cups so he's worth so much more. If Kane was traded for a player with similar skill but no cups it's not going to make a huge difference in the team.

Who cares if he won a cup. Players should be judges on there individual skills. I'm tired of hearing that. Bolland has won 2 cups so he's worth so much more. If Kane was traded for a player with similar skill but no cups it's not going to make a huge difference in the team.
- JVR_42_PK81

So you honestly think those contracts have nothing to do with the fact they won 2 cups?

So you honestly think those contracts have nothing to do with the fact they won 2 cups?
- Pecafan Fan

Still too much but they earned their pay day I guess.

Talk about inflation...Didn't Getzlaf and Perry just sign for about 8.5/year last off season?

That's a 25% inflation rate!
- Aaron_85

nope you gotta look at what years you're paying for.
how old will Toews/Kane be at the end of their deals?
Perry/Getzlaf?

Doesn't have the same effect.

Poutine.
- Woderwick

Yeah I know, I like to write out things as well. Makes me remember and feels real.

Bacon Poutine.

Let me write this stuff down.
- Woderwick

It''s the Seguin/Woods/Gibson approach

There you are folks, Kevin Cheveldayoff has spoken.
- LeafMan

Actually he has. Look it up

So you honestly think those contracts have nothing to do with the fact they won 2 cups?
- Pecafan Fan

Or that each won the Conn Smythe

Much like Kessel, he doesn't have 2 Cups in his portfolio.
- Pecafan Fan

And two Conn Smythe trophies between them.

Or that each won the Conn Smythe
- AdamFrench

Nothing to do with what they are getting paid.

Kessel took a pay cut. He's skilled. End of discussion.

It''s the Seguin/Woods/Gibson approach
- Mr_Smokey

And two Conn Smythe trophies between them.
- JohnFergusonJr

I thought we were separate people, the (frank)?