1. You will never be a pro athlete.
2. You will never have a hot wife.
3. Nobody will ever want to meet your wife.
- hscesq

#1 is right.

#2 and #3, you are wrong, and (frank) you.

well Horton left! problem solved.
- DoubleDown

i have no idea if that's true. if it was and the team knew about it, it would be tough for him in the locker room.

but horton's wife is really hot so, almost good for him.

i have no idea if that's true. if it was and the team knew about it, it would be tough for him in the locker room.

but horton's wife is really hot so, almost good for him.
- Fountain-San

i have no idea if that's true. if it was and the team knew about it, it would be tough for him in the locker room.

but horton's wife is really hot so, almost good for him.
- Fountain-San

She is. I sat near her in FLA once. Think she's lotsa dumb tho. Then again, he's pretty much a 23 himself.

#1 is right.

#2 and #3, you are wrong, and (frank) you.
- number_23

I'm still right x 3.

She is. I sat near her in FLA once. Think she's lotsa dumb tho. Then again, he's pretty much a 23 himself.
- hscesq

oh i'm sure she's a full on box of rocks.

I'm still right x 3.
- hscesq

Not everyone married ugly Howard. Some of us have social skills with the ladies. Sorry to break it to you.

i have no idea if that's true. if it was and the team knew about it, it would be tough for him in the locker room.

but horton's wife is really hot so, almost good for him.
- Fountain-San

Tammy Horton (born Plante) (born April 26, 1982) is a Canadian model. She was Playboy's Coed of the Week for the 5th week of December 2004,[2] previously she appeared in a Playboy's Sexy Girl Next Door pictorial. She has also posed for issues of Playboy's College Girls including being on the cover.[1] She appeared in the Playboy Special Editions Nudes, Book of Lingerie, Girls of Canada 2007 Calendar, and Sexy 100.

Plante is the great-niece of National Hockey League goalie Jacques Plante

Not everyone married ugly Howard. Some of us have social skills with the ladies. Sorry to break it to you.
- number_23

careful

Bright sun right now downtown.
- WaterBoy

it's completely overcast you lunatic.

careful
- Fountain-San

hey, he went there...

it's completely overcast you lunatic.
- DoubleDown

psss...he's staring at a light-bulb.

hey, he went there...
- number_23

DT is MIA, better check on Mrs #23

DT is MIA, better check on Mrs #23
- Pea-Brain

*frantically calls*

Not everyone married ugly Howard. Some of us have social skills with the ladies. Sorry to break it to you.
- number_23

You need social skills to have a pretty wife?

You need social skills to have a pretty wife?
- hscesq

Money worked well for you.

You need social skills to have a pretty wife?
- hscesq

it helps.

Money worked well for you.
- Pea-Brain

Yeah, my wife is pretty. She's annoying as (frank) though.

it's completely overcast you lunatic.
- DoubleDown

Not here pukefest

Yeah, my wife is pretty. She's annoying as (frank) though.
- hscesq

They all are Howard

psss...he's staring at a light-bulb.
- number_23

it helps.
- number_23

Anything can help. But I don't think that's such a big part of it. Maybe getting a girl to sleep with you, but not marry you.

Not everyone married ugly Howard. Some of us have social skills with the ladies. Sorry to break it to you.
- number_23

Nope.

Money worked well for you.
- Pea-Brain

Not here pukefest
- WaterBoy

DoublePuke!!