Probably some 45 yr old in his moms basement, wearing nothing but boxers with cheetos stains all over them, and wanting people to follow him.
- mdw7413

All while watching Tanner Mayes perform

Has your brother disowned you yet for using Facebook as a source for rumors? lol

I feel like that could make the Sunday family brunch quite interesting
- TPC

no I need him to feed the cats when I go away

no I need him to feed the cats when I go away
- jimbro83

I personally don't get the desire for Eric Staal. In any other trade, we female dog and moan about the cap hit coming back and how it will effect the future of the team. Whether it be Thornton, the previous Stastny talks, any possible FA's, the Richards buyout, it all came back to cap management right?

Now I understand Staal is a proven #1 center who has produced at nearly a PPG average throughout his career, but to the idea of gutting our already thin farm system and giving up our few picks of value over the next few years, just so we have the right to female dog about Staal's 8.25 (frank)ing mil cap hit for the next few years..I'll take a pass

I personally don't get the desire for Eric Staal. In any other trade, we female dog and moan about the cap hit coming back and how it will effect the future of the team. Whether it be Thornton, the previous Stastny talks, any possible FA's, the Richards buyout, it all came back to cap management right?

Now I understand Staal is a proven #1 center who has produced at nearly a PPG average throughout his career, but to the idea of gutting our already thin farm system and giving up our few picks of value over the next few years, just so we have the right to female dog about Staal's 8.25 (frank)ing mil cap hit for the next few years..I'll take a pass
- MeanestOfTimes

yeah, kind of of with ya on this

no I need him to feed the cats when I go away
- jimbro83

Ill be putting Philly on the grill

Ill be putting Philly on the grill
- Slimtj100

we are gonna eat him for Thanksgiving

we had the best record in the Eastern Conference that year
- jimbro83

Yeah. I know. It's certainly a valid argument. I managed to watch every game that year (regular season and playoffs) and just remember there being a ton of games where I felt like they were lucky to have won because they were out played most of the game. I thought their record looked better than their performance.

we are gonna eat him for Thanksgiving
- jimbro83

That's enough for all of sunset ave

I personally don't get the desire for Eric Staal. In any other trade, we female dog and moan about the cap hit coming back and how it will effect the future of the team. Whether it be Thornton, the previous Stastny talks, any possible FA's, the Richards buyout, it all came back to cap management right?

Now I understand Staal is a proven #1 center who has produced at nearly a PPG average throughout his career, but to the idea of gutting our already thin farm system and giving up our few picks of value over the next few years, just so we have the right to female dog about Staal's 8.25 (frank)ing mil cap hit for the next few years..I'll take a pass
- MeanestOfTimes

Agreed. Carolina would have to keep some cap which would drive the price even higher. Even then, the appeal for me would be to get Jordan as well but not with that dog of a contract he has.

Agreed. Carolina would have to keep some cap which would drive the price even higher. Even then, the appeal for me would be to get Jordan as well but not with that dog of a contract he has.
- Maskdman3

there is no appeal to me whatsoever to turn us into the 2013-14 Carolina Hurricanes.

All while watching Tanner Mayes perform
- Slimtj100

All while watching Tanner Mayes perform
- Slimtj100

All while watching Tanner Mayes perform
- Slimtj100

i had to google who that was and since it was TJ posting, i knew to use my phone and not my work PC

i had to google who that was and since it was TJ posting, i knew to use my phone and not my work PC
- MeltingPlastic

Lmao

Her mom is proud I'm sure lol

Lmao

Her mom is proud I'm sure lol
- Slimtj100

God bless all the crappy fathers out there!

anybody wanna be the new Sparky?

http://hockeyjobs.nhl.com/teamwork/r.cfm?i=68155

anybody wanna be the new Sparky?

http://hockeyjobs.nhl.com/teamwork/r.cfm?i=68155
- jimbro83

Outgoing personality
-Strong work ethic, good organization skill
-Flexibility to work days, nights, weekends.
-Good with kids
-Above average skating ability
-Maintaining a good physical condition.
- **Prior Mascot Experience Preferred
Duties include: Greeting fans, birthday parties, community events



I think I only qualify for 2 of those.

If being hammered in a Halloween outfit qualifies for "Prior mascot experience". Make it 3

Outgoing personality
-Strong work ethic, good organization skill
-Flexibility to work days, nights, weekends.
-Good with kids
-Above average skating ability
-Maintaining a good physical condition.
- **Prior Mascot Experience Preferred
Duties include: Greeting fans, birthday parties, community events and taking the ice girls places so they stay outta trouble...or get in even more trouble



I think I only qualify for 2 of those.

If being hammered in a Halloween outfit qualifies for "Prior mascot experience". Make it 3
- mdw7413

Fixed

Fixed
- Slimtj100

You would be fired after an hour.

"Oh I'm sorry , I thought this was the changing room for Sparky..." (As bad 70's disco music plays in the backround)

You would be fired after an hour.

"Oh I'm sorry , I thought this was the changing room for Sparky..." (As bad 70's disco music plays in the backround)
- mdw7413

" I was just getting to know them!"

I see there is more Evander Kane drama. Would a Stepan/Hags package get a deal done? If anyone wanted him, that is...

I see there is more Evander Kane drama. Would a Stepan/Hags package get a deal done? If anyone wanted him, that is...


- mames11

Even assuming that the Rangers wouldn't have the worst center ice core in the league if they made that trade, let's take a look at the numbers.

Stepan in 294 games, has 73 Goals, 124 Assists, 197 Points, and is a whopping +59 on a team that doesn't score much. His average point total over a 82 game season is 54.9.

Hagelin in 184 games, has 41 Goals, 54 Assists, 95 points, and is a +8. His average point total over a 82 game season is 42.3.

Kane in 324 games, has 99 Goals, 101 Assists, 200 points, and is a -9. His average point total over a 82 game season is 50.6, over 4 points worse that Stepan.

The reality is this. Kane has a name and a pedigree. He is an explosive player, sometimes, but he is not only less productive offensively than Derek Stepan, but has no where near the overall game that Stepan does. Couple that with the fact that both Stepan and Hagelin are model citizens, can both kill penalties, have winning pedigrees, and Kane is a self entitled malcontent, and that literally could be the worst trade the Rangers have ever made (or at least close to it).

Even assuming that the Rangers wouldn't have the worst center ice core in the league if they made that trade, let's take a look at the numbers.

Stepan in 294 games, has 73 Goals, 124 Assists, 197 Points, and is a whopping +59 on a team that doesn't score much. His average point total over a 82 game season is 54.9.

Hagelin in 184 games, has 41 Goals, 54 Assists, 95 points, and is a +8. His average point total over a 82 game season is 42.3.

Kane in 324 games, has 99 Goals, 101 Assists, 200 points, and is a -9. His average point total over a 82 game season is 50.6, over 4 points worse that Stepan.

The reality is this. Kane has a name and a pedigree. He is an explosive player, sometimes, but he is not only less productive offensively than Derek Stepan, but has no where near the overall game that Stepan does. Couple that with the fact that both Stepan and Hagelin are model citizens, can both kill penalties, have winning pedigrees, and Kane is a self entitled malcontent, and that literally could be the worst trade the Rangers have ever made (or at least close to it).
- Pete V

Agree & totally agree. Kane is overrated.

I see there is more Evander Kane drama. Would a Stepan/Hags package get a deal done? If anyone wanted him, that is...


- mames11

my goodness would I hate that trade