seriously ... quite simple.

brainwash them watching re-runs of Wendell you tube videos.

show them the stats

re-run the video.
- BorjeFan4Ever

My Steven Wrightesque joke in that post seems to have been overlooked

Interesting signings today....nothing that made it move.
- Gunslinger

I think all the half mast action was yesterday.

Madness?


THESE


ARE


INTANGIBLES



- AdamFrench

The Anti-Clarkson
- MTL1

close...

hard to come up with a Anti-Clarkson definition and label....

but probably consider the Clarkson signing to be about as bad as the Ville Leino deal, although Clarkson gets the benefit of the doubt for the coming year (at least for me).... next up would be the Gomez signing in New York...

and regardless of the players contributions and how they are viewed... each of those deals are horrible cap management moves.

My Steven Wrightesque joke in that post seems to have been overlooked
- 1979AD

nah... I got it... that's why I said "seriously".

close...

hard to come up with a Anti-Clarkson definition and label....

but probably consider the Clarkson signing to be about as bad as the Ville Leino deal, although Clarkson gets the benefit of the doubt for the coming year (at least for me).... next up would be the Gomez signing in New York...

and regardless of the players contributions and how they are viewed... each of those deals are horrible cap management moves.
- BorjeFan4Ever

He will rebound this year
40pts

He will rebound this year
40pts
- MTL1

So his second best season, swag.

He will rebound this year
40pts
- MTL1

perhaps... if he does a couple of things in the offseason
1) go back to the type of skates he was wearing while in Jersey... 'cause he could stand up then - got knock on his butt way too many times this past season
2) lose the pouffy hair cut... and go the way of the subtle mullet... at least then he'll look the part
3) put on some weight
4) create a policy for himself - no interviews until you score in back-to-back games

That's not really spelled out any different than any other conceivable way that would make sense in the English language.
- Bigzby

Or he could have turned it into an acronym at least "BOIDAHB"

perhaps... if he does a couple of things in the offseason
1) go back to the type of skates he was wearing while in Jersey... 'cause he could stand up then - got knock on his butt way too many times this past season
2) lose the pouffy hair cut... and go the way of the subtle mullet... at least then he'll look the part
3) put on some weight
4) create a policy for himself - no interviews until you score in back-to-back games
- BorjeFan4Ever

Nice list
You need to add
Avoid pre-season games

Now if he falters this year I believe the criticism he receives is more than well deserved

Give him a pass for last year

perhaps... if he does a couple of things in the offseason
1) go back to the type of skates he was wearing while in Jersey... 'cause he could stand up then - got knock on his butt way too many times this past season
2) lose the pouffy hair cut... and go the way of the subtle mullet... at least then he'll look the part
3) put on some weight
4) create a policy for himself - no interviews until you score in back-to-back games
- BorjeFan4Ever

might be time to change skates altogether .... the ones he has didn't work any better in NJ.

This season is gonna be dope and there's still 3 more months to improve!

Nice list
You need to add
Avoid pre-season games

Now if he falters this year I believe the criticism he receives is more than well deserved

Give him a pass for last year
- MTL1

Simple solution, we bring back the Kovalchuk.

Simple solution, we bring back the Kovalchuk.
- AdamFrench

We are the KHL hot spot.

We are the KHL hot spot.
- Bigzby

But only for Finns.

@thejustinfisher: Nylander laughs at this. RT @DFriedmanOnNYI: Snow, on Josh Ho-Sang: "Probably has the most talent of anyone in that entire draft."

perhaps... if he does a couple of things in the offseason
1) go back to the type of skates he was wearing while in Jersey... 'cause he could stand up then - got knock on his butt way too many times this past season
2) lose the pouffy hair cut... and go the way of the subtle mullet... at least then he'll look the part
3) put on some weight
4) create a policy for himself - no interviews until you score in back-to-back games
- BorjeFan4Ever

Actually I remember NJ fans complaining about this a lot...... Why am I getting Chinese advertisements on this site now lol

But only for Finns.
- AdamFrench

But only for Finns.
- AdamFrench

Estonia was a part of the USSR lol

Estonia was a part of the USSR lol
- Bigzby

Who wasn't?

Who wasn't?
- AdamFrench

Do you plan on moving back to Canada at some point?

@thejustinfisher: Nylander laughs at this. RT @DFriedmanOnNYI: Snow, on Josh Ho-Sang: "Probably has the most talent of anyone in that entire draft."
- MCharisma91

Cat fight???

Who wasn't?
- AdamFrench

Canada

Do you plan on moving back to Canada at some point?
- BetterCallSaul

Yes.

@thejustinfisher: Nylander laughs at this. RT @DFriedmanOnNYI: Snow, on Josh Ho-Sang: "Probably has the most talent of anyone in that entire draft."
- MCharisma91

Says the guy who gave Garbo and Kulemin 9 milly. It's gotta be true. Incredible cred.