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MJL
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Candyland, PA
Joined: 09.20.2007

Jul 2 @ 11:44 AM ET
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Rainy day funds are part of budgeting 101.

- Tomahawk



Look at all the players the Flyers have been able to add and acquire over the years, since the cap has been instituted? Including when players have been injured. I'd like to see you make the case that the Flyers haven't had rainy day funds!
Guile
Joined: 03.04.2014

Jul 2 @ 11:45 AM ET
I left for two hours and I'm pretty sure there are 8-10 pages of butt grabbing jokes. Awesome! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

Well done.

- coffee junkie


wolfhounds
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: dicky seamus, PA
Joined: 06.02.2009

Jul 2 @ 11:45 AM ET


BulliesPhan87
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: the lone wolf of hockeybuzz
Joined: 07.31.2009

Jul 2 @ 11:45 AM ET
What if that need was a need that developed in the future, and wasn't a need at the time of the purchase. Due to issues beyond your control?
- MJL

I think I missed something, the issue in question is the need for a high quality defenseman right?
coffee junkie
Joined: 02.25.2007

Jul 2 @ 11:45 AM ET
I can imagine some really good signs at the game teasing G.

Score for me Giroux!

...Or at least grab my butt

Giroux was going to win the Hart Trophy
BUTT he was robbed!
MrBigglesworth
Location: PA
Joined: 01.30.2008

Jul 2 @ 11:46 AM ET
I can imagine some really good signs at the game teasing G.
Score for me Giroux!
...Or at least grab my butt

- coffee junkie



Softest hands in the league
aflyerpower8
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: AL
Joined: 06.03.2014

Jul 2 @ 11:47 AM ET
Its a compliment to have your ass grabbed repeatedly... Obviously its a nice ass, or the grabbing would have stopped after the 4th time.
- Guile


At Voodoo Fest, I had my butt grabbed twice and felt flattered that after the first grab, the girl either liked it enough to grab again or told her friend to grab it. That being said, if it had been a male doing the grabbing instead of two relatively attractive females around my age, I am sure I would have felt very differently.
feelingkettle
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: "No sir, I don't like it" Phil, PA
Joined: 11.13.2006

Jul 2 @ 11:47 AM ET
My sources are telling me charges will be field.

They are charging the officer with being too sexy.
Guile
Joined: 03.04.2014

Jul 2 @ 11:48 AM ET
I can imagine some really good signs at the game teasing G.

Score for me Giroux!

...Or at least grab my butt

- coffee junkie



"Keep those hands on your own stick"

"G gets one night for holding"
PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012

Jul 2 @ 11:48 AM ET
this scenario is where we'll really miss hartnell
- -davies-


Ott
Guile
Joined: 03.04.2014

Jul 2 @ 11:48 AM ET
At Voodoo Fest, I had my butt grabbed twice and felt flattered that after the first grab, the girl either liked it enough to grab again or told her friend to grab it. That being said, if it had been a male doing the grabbing instead of two relatively attractive females around my age, I am sure I would have felt very differently.
- aflyerpower8


Just take the compliment... you sound like that homophobic officer now
hammarby31
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: it's been 84 years, AZ
Joined: 01.02.2007

Jul 2 @ 11:49 AM ET
Flyers released a statement saying that they will not release a statement until later.
- aflyerpower8


this sounds like john cleese is their head PR man.
jak521
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Buckle Up.
Joined: 02.19.2008

Jul 2 @ 11:49 AM ET
Giroux, 26, is known for his crack offense, always finding a hole, and firm defense, always applying backside pressure. He’s beloved by Flyers fans for his cheeky disposition and for always giving their opponents a handful.
Feanor
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: DE
Joined: 02.13.2013

Jul 2 @ 11:49 AM ET
JVR's rookies year, the flyers were 8 some cap trouble, an I remember arguing that whether he wasready or not, the flyers needed him to be ready to make things work.
if only they had a JVR equivalent rookie on D right now. Someone that doesn'thave to be great, but play 15 to 18 minutes a night and be competent.

- nails


Alt or Ghost could be that. But they won't know till later in camp at the earliest.
J-P
Location: goo.gl/wzUUGe
Joined: 01.21.2007

Jul 2 @ 11:49 AM ET
Butt Street Bullies. Hoping it's on a dare because the Flyers could have a sticky situation on their hands.
coffee junkie
Joined: 02.25.2007

Jul 2 @ 11:50 AM ET
Softest hands in the league
- MrBigglesworth

Poster:

Call me a police officer Giroux! I'm lonely!

Or

When in Rome/ when in Philly: Kick (or grab) some butt!
vejim
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: FL
Joined: 07.08.2007

Jul 2 @ 11:51 AM ET
I assume Giroux is padding his resume to run for Mayor of Toronto when his hockey career is done.
- wolfhounds

2 minutes for butt ending
Fast_Eddie_1
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Vorhees, NJ
Joined: 01.31.2012

Jul 2 @ 11:51 AM ET
Softest hands in the league
- MrBigglesworth


Hands that would stick handle or grab a$$es in a telephone booth!

Am I "grasping"?
Tomahawk
Location: Driver's Seat: Mitch Marner bandwagon. Grab 'em by the Corsi.
Joined: 02.04.2009

Jul 2 @ 11:51 AM ET
Butt Street Bullies.
- J-P


We pride ourselves on our work on the back-check.
aflyerpower8
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: AL
Joined: 06.03.2014

Jul 2 @ 11:51 AM ET
Butt Street Bullies.
- J-P




With all the butt related jokes at your disposal, you go with Butt Street Bullies.

feelingkettle
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: "No sir, I don't like it" Phil, PA
Joined: 11.13.2006

Jul 2 @ 11:51 AM ET
At Voodoo Fest, I had my butt grabbed twice and felt flattered that after the first grab, the girl either liked it enough to grab again or told her friend to grab it. That being said, if it had been a male doing the grabbing instead of two relatively attractive females around my age, I am sure I would have felt very differently.
- aflyerpower8

When I had long hair when I was younger, this would happen occasionally to me at concerts. Funny that no one was looking at me when I turned around.
funmaster18
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz and I'm fine.
Joined: 03.15.2009

Jul 2 @ 11:51 AM ET
Giroux, 26, is known for his crack offense, always finding a hole, and firm defense, always applying backside pressure. He’s beloved by Flyers fans for his cheeky disposition and for always giving their opponents a handful.
- jak521


funmaster18
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz and I'm fine.
Joined: 03.15.2009

Jul 2 @ 11:52 AM ET
Butt Street Bullies. Hoping it's on a dare because the Flyers could have a sticky situation on their hands.
- J-P


Smells like trouble
PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012

Jul 2 @ 11:52 AM ET
Butt Street Bullies. Hoping it's on a dare because the Flyers could have a sticky situation on their hands.
- J-P


Good one.

-Not_Yan
hammarby31
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: it's been 84 years, AZ
Joined: 01.02.2007

Jul 2 @ 11:53 AM ET
I left for two hours and I'm pretty sure there are 8-10 pages of butt grabbing jokes. Awesome! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

Well done.

- coffee junkie


well...i read page 1, and saw immediate arguing about cap mismanagement. i skipped directly to page 15 to see, wait for it......that's right, the same argument about cap mismanagement, or lack thereof, or what defines said term.

thank goodness for giroux's drunken stupor, cop ass-grabbing behavior, as i'm sure the argument above will still be ongoing at page 30, and likely beyond. i believe there's more to this story, just as i do about his "golf injury" last summer that ultimately led to his olympic team omission as well has the horrible start to his nhl season.
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