I was trying to make you feel better after another one of your jokes went into the crappy joke pile.
- robin_steele264

When you wake up in the morning, do you plan on saying things that will hurt? Or do they just come out?

This is going to be such a joke of a division, damn lol.
- daeth

Forgot FLA...

Fingers crossed... The kid is the next crozby
- Arctic_AARDVARK

He's going to be an animal. He'll probably be good right away too.

Forgot FLA...
- fidopro

Boston is going to finish with 130 points

The Sens are going to play the Sens next year?

What an embarrassing fail.

Back to troll school.
- Atomic Wedgie

He had to have meant Habs. Unless the Habs are now legit contenders like they turned out to be after the last big playoff run a few years back.

Stop with these idiotic dream trades. IT'S NOT HAPPENING. (frank)
- weirdoh

Npt with an attitude like that, they aren't.

Not as weird as no Alfie.. We have no one left to BOOO!!!
- Arctic_AARDVARK

We'll just boo the whole team now.

Still gotta be lucky to win the lottery.

Islanders, Sabres, Sens and a couple of other teams will battle for him. Sabres have their pick and the Islanders pick next year. Now those are some scary odds for McDavid...
- systemtool

I think we might see some major tanking this year.. Maybe there's a small window of opportunity here to win the cup? Maybe? Huh? No? Okay

When you wake up in the morning, do you plan on saying things that will hurt? Or do they just come out?
- weirdoh

I don't even plan to put pants on most days

He's going to be an animal. He'll probably be good right away too.
- daeth

Yeah.. If he goes to the right team like Sid did he could be something special. I'm pretty sure Teemu's rookie record is safe tho

If Phaneuf stays, he has to get off the right side, absolutely brutal clearing the puck on that side plus players blowing by him.
- LeafMan

not having to cover both sides of the ice will definitely make this season easier on him.

We'll just boo the whole team now.
- CanadianBodmon

I guess there's always McArthur...

Glucky loves him

Leafs sign dany heatley to a 2 year 6 million dollar contract. " His career is on the decline, but he has been through it all and he'll be a leader to teach our kids."
- CanadianBodmon

not having to cover both sides of the ice will definitely make this season easier on him.
- Feeling Glucky?

Yeah. That was his problem. Covering up the mistakes of the other guy.

I guess there's always McArthur...

Glucky loves him
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Sign him to a 1 year contract and he'll be awesome

Yeah. That was his problem. Covering up the mistakes of the other guy.
- weirdoh

Gunnar didn't make mistakes last season. He was too far behind the play to do that.

Sign him to a 1 year contract and he'll be awesome
- Feeling Glucky?

This is true

Sign him to a 1 year contract and he'll be awesome
- Feeling Glucky?

Haha... He just needs a chance of scenery... Every year.

- Dozzer

Pierre LeBrun ‏@Real_ESPNLeBrun 1m
So in a league where it's seemingly impossible to acquire top-end centers, Jim Nill picks up Tyler Seguin and Jason Spezza within 12 months

- Dozzer

We need a winger and we always (frank) it up. I think it makes the most sense then. Wait, ur right. We sign him for 6 milly a year

Pierre LeBrun ‏@Real_ESPNLeBrun 1m
So in a league where it's seemingly impossible to acquire top-end centers, Jim Nill picks up Tyler Seguin and Jason Spezza within 12 months
- nbboy

Makes me wanna cry leaf tears

Pierre LeBrun ‏@Real_ESPNLeBrun 1m
So in a league where it's seemingly impossible to acquire top-end centers, Jim Nill picks up Tyler Seguin and Jason Spezza within 12 months
- nbboy

So glad we have Nonis instead of that bum.

Pierre LeBrun ‏@Real_ESPNLeBrun 1m
So in a league where it's seemingly impossible to acquire top-end centers, Jim Nill picks up Tyler Seguin and Jason Spezza within 12 months
- nbboy

crazy.

Pierre LeBrun ‏@Real_ESPNLeBrun 1m
So in a league where it's seemingly impossible to acquire top-end centers, Jim Nill picks up Tyler Seguin and Jason Spezza within 12 months
- nbboy

Good young team in DAL. They'll be real dangerous.