(frank) intact assurance
- Fredobbface

Easy there big fella.

No doubt you can find an honest person in just about any profession if you try hard enough.
- habs12

hb ref?

Me yesterday: when can I go pick-up keys?

Bank: everything is done so first thing in the morning.
Lawyer: everything is done so as soon as I get money from bank.

Me today: watching Wimbledon since 8... Still waiting. Awesome.

I'm guessing the only thing he gives is Aids....smiles.
- stormeyweather

so this will be my first trip to Vegas as a married man. and we're saving for a house. it dawned on me that i can't just keep going to the ATM all week.

so this will be my first trip to Vegas as a married man. and we're saving for a house. it dawned on me that i can't just keep going to the ATM all week.
- DoubleDown

At least you're going to Vegas...

so this will be my first trip to Vegas as a married man. and we're saving for a house. it dawned on me that i can't just keep going to the ATM all week.
- DoubleDown

Play poker, easy to gamble for hours without it costing too much. Also, with the right idiots at the table it's easy enough to win. Just don't be one of those idiots.

so this will be my first trip to Vegas as a married man. and we're saving for a house. it dawned on me that i can't just keep going to the ATM all week.
- DoubleDown

whatever bro, if you lose some money just keep gambling and you'll make it back plus probably some extra cash for a pool.

whatever bro, if you lose some money just keep gambling and you'll make it back plus probably some extra cash for a pool.
- dt99999

- Pecafan Fan

hb ref?
- dt99999

Odds are there would have to be one.

Play poker, easy to gamble for hours without it costing too much. Also, with the right idiots at the table it's easy enough to win. Just don't be one of those idiots.
- golfingsince

don't think i could stomach 3 hours at a table with poker guys. i mean the dude with his hood on and sunglasses wrapped around his face who never looks up? they're all that dude.

No doubt you can find an honest person in just about any profession if you try hard enough.
- habs12

Lawyers...

find one.

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oh, hi Howard!

whatever bro, if you lose some money just keep gambling and you'll make it back plus probably some extra cash for a pool.
- dt99999

Sound advice

so this will be my first trip to Vegas as a married man. and we're saving for a house. it dawned on me that i can't just keep going to the ATM all week.
- DoubleDown

and those ATM's in the Casino's charge you an arm and a leg.

Hey....maybe you'll get hot. My wife wins everytime we go there and I get (frank)ing killed. I plan on turning it all around next time though.

When do you leave?

don't think i could stomach 3 hours at a table with poker guys. i mean the dude with his hood on and sunglasses wrapped around his face who never looks up? they're all that dude.
- DoubleDown

To be honest I rarely see guys like that. Find a place with a huge bad beat jackpot.

- WaterBoy

don't think i could stomach 3 hours at a table with poker guys. i mean the dude with his hood on and sunglasses wrapped around his face who never looks up? they're all that dude.
- DoubleDown

DoubleDown on them.

should make you rich.

Play poker, easy to gamble for hours without it costing too much. Also, with the right idiots at the table it's easy enough to win. Just don't be one of those idiots.
- golfingsince

The shiny lights and bells always draw me in.

"Ohhh....that looks like a fun one. The lady just won."

*15 minutes pass*

"for (frank)s sakes!!!"

and those ATM's in the Casino's charge you an arm and a leg.

Hey....maybe you'll get hot. My wife wins everytime we go there and I get (frank)ing killed. I plan on turning it all around next time though.

When do you leave?
- stormeyweather

i've had such good luck in the last 5-6 years there. won 3-4 grand on 2 occasions and then won over a grand in March. i feel like i'm due to get killed. leaving Tues.

so this will be my first trip to Vegas as a married man. and we're saving for a house. it dawned on me that i can't just keep going to the ATM all week.
- DoubleDown

GRAND CANYON!!!! Hopefully, you'll run into Bobby Brady.

No doubt you can find an honest person in just about any profession if you try hard enough.
- habs12

I see. Got it.

The shiny lights and bells always draw me in.

"Ohhh....that looks like a fun one. The lady just won."

*15 minutes pass*

"for (frank)s sakes!!!"
- stormeyweather

(frank) man slots are the worst.

If you want any chance of making money it's at the tables.

Mother(frank)ers....
- WaterBoy

Wait a second - these guys want to be....PAID? What bumholes.

GRAND CANYON!!!! Hopefully, you'll run into Bobby Brady.
- hscesq

she asked me about that yesterday. "bus picks you up at 7 am and drops you off at 9pm..."

um, no.

(frank) man slots are the worst.

If you want any chance of making money it's at the tables.
- golfingsince

I agree.

My dad won $25,000 on a slot machine on a cruise.

My mom won $15,000 on a slot machine in Vegas.


Gooooo tables!!