You bumhole! This literally made me laugh like a lunatic in the middle of the office. Well done.
- jmatchett383

The random office laughter. The best kind

No. He's this guy who only uses the facts. He doesn't discuss hypotheticals, because they're wrong and he's right. You'll see when you just look at the facts in context.
- jmatchett383

Sounds like my kind of guy. Nothing wrong with keeping it real. Make belief is for kids.

The random office laughter. The best kind
- PhillySportsGuy

That may have been the funniest thing I've ever read on here. I'm not sure why, but that really did it for me.

What if the dirt was poop?
- PhillySportsGuy

Turns out you're noticeable after all.

Havent rubbed you yet baby.

- flyer_nutter

I have a friend who used to write the little blurbs for porn videos. You remind me of him.

No. He's this guy who only uses the facts. He doesn't discuss hypotheticals, because they're wrong and he's right. You'll see when you just look at the facts in context.
- jmatchett383

Sounds like my kind of guy. Nothing wrong with keeping it real. Make belief is for kids.
- SuperSchennBros

Well just keep an eye out for Darth Vader. I'm sure you guys will have a great time, at least until you offer a view that contradicts his.

im fairly certain the last one is a hair cleaning product?
- stayinthefnnet

When I was at CHOP, we had like three Tresemmes. Wild.

When I was at CHOP, we had like three Tresemmes. Wild.
- jak521

I read this too quickly

I read this too quickly
- PhillySportsGuy

Well just keep an eye out for Darth Vader. I'm sure you guys will have a great time, at least until you offer a view that contradicts his.
- jmatchett383

Well as it turns out, a lot of guys here have try to draw me to the dark side...

Nice. For the reception I'd be cool with that. The ceremony has to be magical... Which means none of my relatives are invited.
- FlyersGrace

belated

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- Tomahawk

I just see a hot chick, Is she advertising herself and how much per hour? I'd buy

You're such a (frank)ing idiot
- PhillySportsGuy

I just see a hot chick, Is she advertising herself and how much per hour? I'd buy
- xShoot4WarAmpsx

Where's this hot chick you speak of?

So guess who (thinks he) just finished another song?

And there was much rejoicing

Where's this hot chick you speak of?
- jmatchett383

Are you saying the girl in the soccer pic is unattractive?

So guess who (thinks he) just finished another song?

And there was much rejoicing
- Giroux_Is_God

Are you saying the girl in the soccer pic is unattractive?
- aightwebang17

Attractive, yes. "Hot" no.

As in, would I bang her? Yes. Is she a "wow" type? No. Hope Solo, now we're talking.

You're such a (frank)ing idiot
- PhillySportsGuy

So guess who (thinks he) just finished another song?

And there was much rejoicing
- Giroux_Is_God

Are you saying the girl in the soccer pic is unattractive?
- aightwebang17

She looks very uninterested in soccer

Attractive, yes. "Hot" no.

As in, would I bang her? Yes. Is she a "wow" type? No. Hope Solo, now we're talking.
- jmatchett383

The things I would do...

Miami 2017
- Giroux_Is_God

3 pages later and no one even acknowledged this? They may as well send a carrier up from Norfolk.

She looks very uninterested in soccer
- PhillySportsGuy

It's Vanessa Huppenkothen, Mexico's answer to Erin Andrews. You're welcome.