I've never met any of you and I'd like to keep it that way.
- dt99999

I have several receipts that show different.

I have several receipts that show different.
- hscesq

I don't.

I don't.
- dt99999

I don't.
- dt99999

- WaterBoy

I doubt that. I think he'd be fun to hang with.
- hscesq

Only in the "beavis and butthead" context, whereby you must be able to shut off your intolerance for stupidity and instinctively giggle like a 15 yr old does when someone nearby farts.

I've never met any of you and I'd like to keep it that way.
- dt99999

i've created several scenarios in my mind where you and i have met. most positive.

Just start with that. It's the easiest way.
- hscesq

If I could start by kicking him in the nuts, I'm sure I'd have a much more pleasant time.

Only in the "beavis and butthead" context, whereby you must be able to shut off your intolerance for stupidity and instinctively giggle like a 15 yr old does when someone nearby farts.
- 3M

He's probably quiet as a mouse in person. Just like Paul.

- WaterBoy

WTF is this?

Only in the "beavis and butthead" context, whereby you must be able to shut off your intolerance for stupidity and instinctively giggle like a 15 yr old does when someone nearby farts.
- 3M

does the avatar, online chatting version of people really translate though?

i've created several scenarios in my mind where you and i have met. most positive.
- Fountain-San

IT's a positive experience.. until it's time to pay.

i've created several scenarios in my mind where you and i have met. most positive.
- Fountain-San

Yikes. Please take this private.

i've created several scenarios in my mind where you and i have met. most positive.
- Fountain-San

Holy crap, you're right! Forgot about that lunch!!!!
- hscesq

Yeah, that little (frank)ing midget waiter was giving B a hard time about playing with the billard table. Stupid (frank)nut.

WTF is this?
- 3M

It's funny and for not yan

IT's a positive experience.. until it's time to pay.
- WaterBoy

Then you can be positive that Dan will disappear.

If I could start by kicking him in the nuts, I'm sure I'd have a much more pleasant time.
- 3M

he's aware of these sentiments and surely wears a cup to boston pizza

IT's a positive experience.. until it's time to pay.
- WaterBoy

Yeah, that little (frank)ing midget waiter was giving B a hard time about playing with the billard table. Stupid (frank)nut.
- 3M

Riiiiight!!! I may or may not have taken that into account on his tip.

- WaterBoy

He's probably quiet as a mouse in person. Just like Paul.
- hscesq

I bet Paul would turn into a real character after a few shots of tequila.

Then you can be positive that Dan will disappear.
- hscesq

Yup

I bet Paul would turn into a real character after a few shots of tequila.
- 3M

Can't say.

I bet Paul would turn into a real character after a few shots of tequila.
- 3M

Who wouldn't ?