Where the (frank) have you been? How's your battle going dude?
- Ihatebrianburke

Twitter. Still winning the battle. Started working out 5-6 days a week. Gonna look like Rutt soon, just not all ginger and poop.

You can't masturbate on school property. Don't you know anything?
- Ihatebrianburke

What if you don't go to the school though?

Holy (frank)... We wished you died...


Just kidding (frank) nuts.... What did you do now.... Fail sex ed?
- HouseArrest187

So the class I am getting a 19% right, and I was going to go to the libary yo get causght up, but I needed some sheets because everything I had I had finished. so the fat female dog call the office on me, and I'm like fine I'll work there, I still need my sheets first, then she has the VP escort me, and he tells me if he needs to get me from class again, I'll be suspended.

Nope, still kickin. Still no pulse but alive.
- nated81

That must feel weird... Does it or you just don't notice it anymore?

What if you don't go to the school though?
- nated81

What if you don't go to the school though?
- nated81

You still have to run away from the school cop on duty and hope to not get caught.

Your best pickup line. Hey baby wanna come back to my place and watch me moderate the sh!t out of this thread?
- Ihatebrianburke

Bahahahha

What's goin on, punks?
- nated81

You mother (frank)er. Where the (frank) have you been?

So the class I am getting a 19% right, and I was going to go to the libary yo get causght up, but I needed some sheets because everything I had I had finished. so the fat female dog call the office on me, and I'm like fine I'll work there, I still need my sheets first, then she has the VP escort me, and he tells me if he needs to get me from class again, I'll be suspended.
- Oilers4Life14

Just drop out and start working at mcdonalds already. Aim high. You could be head fry cook by the end of the summer and the manager by 25.

That must feel weird... Does it or you just don't notice it anymore?
- HouseArrest187

Its a great party trick, fall to the ground and pretend you are unconscious. When they go to feel your pulse and realize you don't have one, the look on their face is priceless.

You still have to run away from the school cop on duty and hope to not get caught.
- Ihatebrianburke

If I pull my pants up before starting to run, I should not get caught.

You mother (frank)er. Where the (frank) have you been?
- ruttager17

I've been creepin.

Bahahahha
- Yeti1181

Now that poop was funny...

Its a great party trick, fall to the ground and pretend you are unconscious. When they go to feel your pulse and realize you don't have one, the look on their face is priceless.
- nated81

I bet.... if you ever did that to me I'd kick you in the nuts...

Just drop out and start working at mcdonalds already. Aim high. You could be head fry cook by the end of the summer and the manager by 25.
- Ihatebrianburke

It's always nice to hear it from a guy that been there before.

Well I guess Clouts' farewell blog finally going to fade away into the abyss... It's been locked.

I bet.... if you ever did that to me I'd kick you in the nuts...
- HouseArrest187

You'd poop your pants and I would wait till you called and ambulance then jump up like nothing happened.

If I pull my pants up before starting to run, I should not get caught.
- nated81

Do you finish or do you start to run though when you're spotted? Major dilemma!

You'd poop your pants and I would wait till you called and ambulance then jump up like nothing happened.
- nated81

Well I got news for ya buddy.... Your still gonna need that ambulance... For your nuts.... I usually rock steal toes...

Do you finish or do you start to run though when you're spotted? Major dilemma!
- Ihatebrianburke

I'm a pro, I'd finish the job and just try to run faster afterwards.

Do you finish or do you start to run though when you're spotted? Major dilemma!
- Ihatebrianburke

always finish...

Probably going to be suspended now..
- Oilers4Life14

Oh my god who (frank)ing cares. Stop seeking (frank)ing attention on the internet with your "hey everyone feel sorry for me" posts. Go do that sh!t on facebook.

Well I got news for ya buddy.... Your still gonna need that ambulance... For your nuts.... I usually rock steal toes...
- HouseArrest187

They make steel toe crocks?

They make steel toe crocks?
- nated81

You leave bitey and chommper out of this...

It's always nice to hear it from a guy that been there before.
- nated81

Started from the bottom now we here!