3 boys... 10-8-3

I swear I need a cup just to be home during the weekends.... its horrible...

The 3 Y/O is at the perfect height now.... I'm hoping my balls are so tenderized at this point they can no longer produce the baby makers
- MrBeanTown

I know the feeling. My daughter (21 months) is the size of a 3 yr old. She wants me to pick her up all the time, so stands in front of me, reaches up and grabs whatever part of my pants she can reach. 9 times out of 10, it's not my "pants" she grabs.

Those tiny (frank)ing fingers are like crab pincers.

So... Ireland

They test you a few weeks later just to make sure. Unless he skipped that.



How do you ask for a Paternity Test without coming across as an ass?
- stormey

So... Ireland
- Not_Yan

thank you.

or an active mailman
- hamiltonhabfan

This is also quite plausible. Although my mailman is a 250lb woman, so I think I'm in the clear.

Look, all I know is that they cut open your bag, pull out the tube, cut a section out of it, cauterize both ends and then patch you up. If you can get your boys to traverse the space that used to be part of your vas deferens, through two cauterized ends of said tube, then you have super sperm.
- 3M

Somehow, I'm not surprised to see these words on hockeybuzz... but always thougth I'd see them accompanied by the following: "...guzzling BingoLady".

They test you a few weeks later just to make sure. Unless he skipped that.



How do you ask for a Paternity Test without coming across as an ass?
- stormey

Go get another count done at the lab; if it comes back "zero", then you have your answer.

They test you a few weeks later just to make sure. Unless he skipped that.



How do you ask for a Paternity Test without coming across as an ass?
- stormey

you hope the kid comes out black so you're in the clear.

So... Ireland
- Not_Yan

Super sperm.


That's what Braveheart is made of.

you hope the kid comes out black so you're in the clear.
- dt99999

this

you hope the kid comes out black so you're in the clear.
- dt99999

Do you guys know the story about mr. and mrs Wong?

you hope the kid comes out black so you're in the clear.
- dt99999

Obivously... one is black and the other one is white

Somehow, I'm not surprised to see these words on hockeybuzz... but always thougth I'd see them accompanied by the following: "...guzzling BingoLady".
- TouenneTiiTree

mine are super. Got her prego 1st try both times.

Do you guys know the story about mr. and mrs Wong?
- TouenneTiiTree

no but I have to walk across the street to go to the mailbox. please take advantage of that time to tell it to the others.

I know the feeling. My daughter (21 months) is the size of a 3 yr old. She wants me to pick her up all the time, so stands in front of me, reaches up and grabs whatever part of my pants she can reach. 9 times out of 10, it's not my "pants" she grabs.

Those tiny (frank)ing fingers are like crab pincers.
- 3M

So... True.....

They test you a few weeks later just to make sure. Unless he skipped that.



How do you ask for a Paternity Test without coming across as an ass?
- stormey

You say "please" ???

mine are super. Got her prego 1st try both times.
- BingoLady

yeah same.

both times.


wanna have a kid?

two thirty minutes later: I'm pregnant.

Super sperm.


That's what Braveheart is made of.
- WaterBoy

No wonder Longshanks hated him! Tough to cleanse the Scotts out with all those super sperms floating around.

yeah same.

both times.


wanna have a kid?

two thirty minutes later: I'm pregnant.
- dt99999

I know the feeling. My daughter (21 months) is the size of a 3 yr old. She wants me to pick her up all the time, so stands in front of me, reaches up and grabs whatever part of my pants she can reach. 9 times out of 10, it's not my "pants" she grabs.

Those tiny (frank)ing fingers are like crab pincers.
- 3M

their finger nails are then envy of x-acto knives everywhere.

no but I have to walk across the street to go to the mailbox. please take advantage of that time to tell it to the others.
- dt99999

I'll wait...

mine are super. Got her prego 1st try both times.
- BingoLady

Rohypnol has that affect.

So... True.....
- MrBeanTown

Know what else is great? Standing in line at the grocery store, and as I'm reaching over her unloading the cart, she kicks me right in the crotch. If the banging of me dropping whatever I had in my hand didn't turn every head in the store, the groaning and swearing takes care of the rest.

Know what else is great? Standing in line at the grocery store, and as I'm reaching over her unloading the cart, she kicks me right in the crotch. If the banging of me dropping whatever I had in my hand didn't turn every head in the store, the groaning and swearing takes care of the rest.
- 3M

HAHAHAHAHHHA..... I get it but it's always loading him into the cart.... Happened at costco the other day.... Kid hates sitting in the god damn cart and nails me during his fury!!!!

I considered taking him to customer service and returning him, or exchanging at least for a gift card

their finger nails are then envy of x-acto knives everywhere.
- dt99999

This.