MrBeanTown
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Location: Garth blogs make me regret my literacy, NF Joined: 01.31.2012
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Not my best student. - DrRecchi
Should have known when his doctorate was made using Crayola |
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3M
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Location: Antigua Joined: 06.30.2009
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I'm getting a vasectomy.
Little birthday present for myself. - dt99999
Nothing like treating yourself to another man cutting into your sack. |
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MrBeanTown
Boston Bruins |
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Location: Garth blogs make me regret my literacy, NF Joined: 01.31.2012
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why do they always aim for the balls!?!?!? - dt99999
Pretty sure it's an imbedded game they have at birth called... punch dad in the d!ck it's funny..
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Pecafan Fan
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: Pacioretty, c'est mou comme d'la marde - Gilbert Delorme Joined: 01.20.2009
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Nothing like treating yourself to another man cutting into your sack. - 3M
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MrBeanTown
Boston Bruins |
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Location: Garth blogs make me regret my literacy, NF Joined: 01.31.2012
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- Pecafan Fan
embellishment |
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why do they always aim for the balls!?!?!? - dt99999
!!!!!!BALLS!!!!!!!!
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hscesq
Referee Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: Our debt is easily solvable considering the assets owned by the province. QP, NY Joined: 06.26.2007
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Pretty sure it's an imbedded game they have at birth called... punch dad in the d!ck it's funny.. - MrBeanTown
Not sure why, but mine don't do it.....yet. |
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3M
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Location: Antigua Joined: 06.30.2009
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you know what hurts more?
waking up at 5:30 to a kid who wants to try an elbow drop from the top of a bed post. - dt99999
You know those cardboard-page books that toddlers "read"? Try getting one of those in the eye at 5am. It (frank)ing sucks. |
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embellishment - MrBeanTown
he grabbed the wrong nut faking the injury |
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dt99999
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: wow, hope that's sarcasim Joined: 11.18.2008
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Not sure why, but mine don't do it.....yet. - hscesq
you lucked out with a daughter. |
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3M
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Location: Antigua Joined: 06.30.2009
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well, not that I want to burst your bubble or anything, but vasectomy isn't 100% "secure". - Pecafan Fan
They are now. |
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l3ig_l2ecl
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: Unfortunately, QC Joined: 07.01.2009
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he grabbed the wrong nut faking the injury - hamiltonhabfan
Edit: Or as he was falling, he twisted the other nut? |
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3M
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Location: Antigua Joined: 06.30.2009
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That happened when you got married. - hscesq
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Pecafan Fan
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: Pacioretty, c'est mou comme d'la marde - Gilbert Delorme Joined: 01.20.2009
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They are now. - 3M
I'll let that know to my friend who's girlfriend is now pregnant even if he had a vasectomy just a year ago.
She probably cheated. |
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3M
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Location: Antigua Joined: 06.30.2009
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why do they always aim for the balls!?!?!? - dt99999
I don't ever recall my boy kicking me in the nuts, but my daughter seems to be able to pull it off at least twice/day. |
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3M
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Location: Antigua Joined: 06.30.2009
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- Pecafan Fan
That's some million-dollar pampering right there. |
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I'll let that know to my friend who's girlfriend is now pregnant even if he had a vasectomy just a year ago.
She probably cheated. - Pecafan Fan
mailman |
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- Pecafan Fan
Should've been suspended...
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stormey
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Location: it is Babsy turning a boy into a man - JL0961 Joined: 10.13.2005
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well, not that I want to burst your bubble or anything, but vasectomy isn't 100% "secure". - Pecafan Fan
Well unless your boys can fight through a clamp, untie a knot, jump a half inch, untie another knot, fight through another clamp.....they're pretty secure. |
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MrBeanTown
Boston Bruins |
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Location: Garth blogs make me regret my literacy, NF Joined: 01.31.2012
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I don't ever recall my boy kicking me in the nuts, but my daughter seems to be able to pull it off at least twice/day. - 3M
3 boys... 10-8-3
I swear I need a cup just to be home during the weekends.... its horrible...
The 3 Y/O is at the perfect height now.... I'm hoping my balls are so tenderized at this point they can no longer produce the baby makers |
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3M
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Location: Antigua Joined: 06.30.2009
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I'll let that know to my friend who's girlfriend is now pregnant even if he had a vasectomy just a year ago.
She probably cheated. - Pecafan Fan
Look, all I know is that they cut open your bag, pull out the tube, cut a section out of it, cauterize both ends and then patch you up. If you can get your boys to traverse the space that used to be part of your vas deferens, through two cauterized ends of said tube, then you have super sperm. |
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MrBeanTown
Boston Bruins |
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Location: Garth blogs make me regret my literacy, NF Joined: 01.31.2012
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That's some million-dollar pampering right there. - 3M
Thats photoshopped |
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BingoLady
Montreal Canadiens |
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Location: Ultimate Warrior, NB Joined: 07.15.2009
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yeah mrs.dt uses it too but I think she wants to stop.
also I'd seriously rather cut my Richard off than have another kid. I'm not taking any chances. - dt99999
Buddy had 2 girls in high school. Found out wife is pregnant couple years back. He threw up.
edit: he had a vasectomy |
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Look, all I know is that they cut open your bag, pull out the tube, cut a section out of it, cauterize both ends and then patch you up. If you can get your boys to traverse the space that used to be part of your vas deferens, through two cauterized ends of said tube, then you have super sperm. - 3M
or an active mailman |
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stormey
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Location: it is Babsy turning a boy into a man - JL0961 Joined: 10.13.2005
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I'll let that know to my friend who's girlfriend is now pregnant even if he had a vasectomy just a year ago.
She probably cheated. - Pecafan Fan
They test you a few weeks later just to make sure. Unless he skipped that.
How do you ask for a Paternity Test without coming across as an ass? |
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