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Predictions:

The Rangers race out to an early 9-0 lead, with Carcilo registering a double hat trick, by the 4 minute mark. This prompts the Flyers players to all stand at center ice and perform The Macarena, but to the tune of "The Point of No Return" by Kansas.

The Rangers do not know what think of the dance, and decide it's best to simply engage in a bench-clearing arm wrestling match amongst themselves, presided over by AV. Sadly, none of them can beat Hank, as he defeats each opponent simply by staring at them with his lustful eyes.

Wallowing in shame, the entire Rangers team is reduced to tears, with several of them angrily shaking their first towards the heavens. Seizing their opportunity, the Flyers, playing a 5-0 (excluding the 15 or so roughing minors they have somehow taken) go on to fire 187 shots at Lundqvist. He has a horrible game, only stopping 178 of them, with the Flyers knotting the score with 0.2 seconds left.

The league decides to name the Pittsburgh Penguins the winner.

Coming Friday: Predictions for Game 4, a.k.a. Pterodactyl Porn
- jmatchett383

Man can't wait to see this!

You can spin it however you want, but he's a traitor. Regular season is whatever, but this is the playoffs against our #1 rival.
- jmatchett383

good talk......

http://www.hockeybuzz.com...f-and-the-Cooke/196/59584

Scathing
Accurate

I'd like to see Cooke and Brown in a knee-on-knee joust - a new Olympic sport.

http://www.hockeybuzz.com/blog/Paul-Stewart/The-Snake-the-Wolf-and-the-Cooke/196/59584

Scathing
Accurate
- Scoob

steweeeeey

LETS GO FLYERS!

I'd like to see Cooke and Brown in a knee-on-knee joust - a new Olympic sport.
- wilsonecho91

Brown has never stuck out his knee. Much like the Mike Richards "knee" on Kovalev in 2008, he goes to hit a player with his body turned shoulder first (a knee would imply that you are parallel to a player, not perpendicular), and as a player turns to avoid the hit, he shifts his weight in accordance, and they knock knees. If you look at most of his "knees", you'll notice that his shoulder also makes contact (again, like Richards on Kovalev). He's not Brian Marchment or Ulf Samuelsson, who made it a point to target knees. He's a pretty honest hitter who, due to the nature of the way he plays, is going to be in some messy situations.

Edit: The most famous one is the hit on Rozsival. Note that he's leading with his shoulder, his body is turned at an angle to Rozsival's, and that his right leg is leaning in the same direction as Rozsival's left leg.

They need Raffles to get that 4th line going.
Rags 4th line has been very good.
- Marc D

yes

yes
- -davies-

So, how many hat tricks for Rinaldo tonight?

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INJURY UPDATE: G Steve Mason is day-to-day with an upper-body injury. F Steve Downie is out indefinitely. More: http://nhlflye.rs/1lC12zP

http://the700level.com/ho...ight-orange-t-shirts-too/

uh boy....

So, how many hat tricks for Rinaldo tonight?
- jmatchett383

is a rinaldo hat trick three questionable penalty calls?

is a rinaldo hat trick three questionable penalty calls?
- hogweed

It involves a goal, followed immediately by an (unpenalized) suspendable hit, and a 4-minute double minor on a separate play.

Brown has never stuck out his knee. Much like the Mike Richards "knee" on Kovalev in 2008, he goes to hit a player with his body turned shoulder first (a knee would imply that you are parallel to a player, not perpendicular), and as a player turns to avoid the hit, he shifts his weight in accordance, and they knock knees. If you look at most of his "knees", you'll notice that his shoulder also makes contact (again, like Richards on Kovalev). He's not Brian Marchment or Ulf Samuelsson, who made it a point to target knees. He's a pretty honest hitter who, due to the nature of the way he plays, is going to be in some messy situations.

Edit: The most famous one is the hit on Rozsival. Note that he's leading with his shoulder, his body is turned at an angle to Rozsival's, and that his right leg is leaning in the same direction as Rozsival's left leg.


- jmatchett383

right... considering he clearly targeted hertl's knee

http://the700level.com/hockey-flyers/playoff-hockey-returns-to-the-wells-fargo-center-which-means-bright-orange-t-shirts-too/

uh boy....
- hogweed

eh

Could've been much worse

is a rinaldo hat trick three questionable penalty calls?
- hogweed

a penalty he doesn't deserve, a penalty he does deserve, and an ejection

right... considering he clearly targeted hertl's knee
- 2Real

Yeah...he really stuck out his knee on that one.



His knee is basically right under him. You can see that Hertl turned his path to not get hit. That's what I mean: Brown goes for open-ice hits. If you turn away from an open-ice hit, you risk a lower body injury.

HE'S LOOSE!! EVERYONE RUN!!!


- Streit2ThePoint

boss thinks I'm outta my mind now from all the laughing

http://the700level.com/hockey-flyers/playoff-hockey-returns-to-the-wells-fargo-center-which-means-bright-orange-t-shirts-too/

uh boy....
- hogweed

Better than the Pens' Game 1 shirts, which I think said, "Let's Go!"

Better than the Pens' Game 1 shirts, which I think said, "Let's Go!"
- jmatchett383

Thought it was "Buckle up!" Which is even worse.

Better than the Pens' Game 1 shirts, which I think said, "Let's Go!"
- jmatchett383

One notch above "Go Team!"

I'd like to see Cooke and Brown in a knee-on-knee joust - a new Olympic sport.
- wilsonecho91

just as long as it they take 32 footsteps before impact.

Thought it was "Buckle up!" Which is even worse.
- mrhattrick27

Was it? I knew it was something horrible and generic.

Worst Flyers one was from 2010: "WHY NOT US?"

Translated: "Like, well, I mean, sure, why not, I guess, maybe, we can."

Better than the Pens' Game 1 shirts, which I think said, "Let's Go!"
- jmatchett383

It's blocked at work - what do they have on them?