Please, handsome, full-bearded, virile yet middle-aged Jesus, on the Eve of your most awesome resurrection, please fire the f* ck out of John Torterella. Please.
- Marwood

Have you tried 10lbs, new born Baby Jesus? Middle-aged, Shea Weber playoff bearded Jesus appears to be ignoring you...

Have you tried 10lbs, new born Baby Jesus? Middle-aged, Shea Weber playoff bearded Jesus appears to be ignoring you...
- Chest Rockwell

Baby Jesus was 2 days ago.

Baby Jesus was 2 days ago.
- Marwood

Crap, that pretty much leaves 2 chip tortilla Jesus resemblance in Mexico. But I have a feel he's already pretty busy.

Just imagine how man handled we'd get with the pace of play we are seeing in the first round. We wouldn't stand a chance.
- Chest Rockwell

The team needs a complete overhaul

Cause he's a piece of poop mother (frank)ing slut whore female genitalia female dog thats why
- MattWM

Tell that to Florida fans

The team needs a complete overhaul
- VANTEL

Sounds like Speeza is on the market now. Probably going to effect the volume of suitors for Kessler.

Tell that to Florida fans
- VANTEL

I don't understand the Canucks hate for Luongo....at all.

I don't understand the Canucks hate for Luongo....at all.
- Jeropotato

Don't hate him,he doesn't play for my team so I don't find the need to defend him. The guy is funny as poop !

Sounds like Speeza is on the market now. Probably going to effect the volume of suitors for Kessler.
- Jeropotato

They should be trading the twins.

Don't hate him,he doesn't play for my team so I don't find the need to defend him. The guy is funny as poop !
- VANTEL

Oh, I know...you were responding to guy who wasn't so pleasant. I don't get it...he was run out of town wasn't he?

They should be trading the twins.
- VANTEL

Instead of Kessler? Thats gonna be tough. Only so many teams have so much space. Consider the most recent rumours out there

D & H Sedin
Kessler
Spezza
b.Ryan
E and J Staal

Looks like some pretty (frank)ing good players are on the market......sadly, no good Defensemen

Oh, I know...you were responding to guy who wasn't so pleasant. I don't get it...he was run out of town wasn't he?
- Jeropotato

Nah he was just traded. he wanted it ,we wanted it. It s good all around.

Instead of Kessler? Thats gonna be tough. Only so many teams have so much space. Consider the most recent rumours out there

D & H Sedin
Kessler
Spezza
b.Ryan
E and J Staal

Looks like some pretty (frank)ing good players are on the market......sadly, no good Defensemen
- Jeropotato

Kesler will be the easiest to move.

Sedins and Edler for Spazza and Ryan

Kesler will be the easiest to move.

Sedins and Edler for Spazza and Ryan
- VANTEL

Looks like the Sens are looking to Shed salary...probably want ELC's ,picks and prospects.

Looks like the Sens are looking to Shed salary...probably want ELC's ,picks and prospects.
- Jeropotato

So is everyone.

How about Nathan Mackinnon....... 3 assists tonight in his first playoff game on top of his incredible season. Man it would be nice for the nucks to get a 1st overall pick type player down the line.

How about Nathan Mackinnon....... 3 assists tonight in his first playoff game on top of his incredible season. Man it would be nice for the nucks to get a 1st overall pick type player down the line.


- classic321

Keep the Sedins the core and Torts and we will, next year.

Kesler will be the easiest to move.

Sedins and Edler for Spazza and Ryan
- VANTEL

No thanks, unless you don't mind having Spezza play only 50% of your team's games. As far as Ryan goes, he just had sports hernia surgery, which isn't exactly a walk in the park. Not to mention, he didn't exactly light it up in Ottawa, despite getting quality playing time.

Anyway, just to add, I wouldn't do Sedin and Edler for Spezza and Ryan let alone your suggestion. I think trading BOTH Sedins and Edler for Spezza and Ryan is equivalent to being majorly ass-boinked.

Keep the Sedins the core and Torts and we will, next year.
- VANTEL

GOOD, that is the best year to do so. USA-TODAY wrote an article about Eichel and Mcdavid and they were just saying how driven both these guys are at such a young age like 2 and 1/2 hours in the gym twice day, just a crazy work ethic.

No thanks, unless you don't mind having Spezza play only 50% of your team's games. As far as Ryan goes, he just had sports hernia surgery, which isn't exactly a walk in the park. Not to mention, he didn't exactly light it up in Ottawa, despite getting quality playing time.

Anyway, just to add, I wouldn't do Sedin and Edler for Spezza and Ryan let alone your suggestion. I think trading BOTH Sedins and Edler for Spezza and Ryan is equivalent to being ass-boinked.
- Zogg

To trade a 4 year contract for one. Year? He could sit the whole year I would still be fine

So is everyone.
- VANTEL

Everyone except the Islanders,Oilers, Panthers,& Flames

Ok Canuck fans, best of luck to Trevor Linden,good hockey man and will right the ship quickly. He won't listen to the fan rivalry bull crap either. My question involves the Hawks. Patrick Kane lobbied for his new found buddy Ryan Kesler at the deadline. 19&88 have A Lot of say so. What would be a fair trade proposal for Kesler this summer?I have to believe if the Hawks get bounced by St.Louis that they will revisit that scenario. God knows the Hawks need a guy like that behind Toews,and usually what Patrick want,Patrick usually gets! Especially in a contract year!

Ok Canuck fans, best of luck to Trevor Linden,good hockey man and will right the ship quickly. He won't listen to the fan rivalry bull crap either. My question involves the Hawks. Patrick Kane lobbied for his new found buddy Ryan Kesler at the deadline. 19&88 have A Lot of say so. What would be a fair trade proposal for Kesler this summer?I have to believe if the Hawks get bounced by St.Louis that they will revisit that scenario. God knows the Hawks need a guy like that behind Toews,and usually what Patrick want,Patrick usually gets! Especially in a contract year!
- wonthecup10

Maybe we should hang onto Kes then and wait a year to get Kane

Ok Canuck fans, best of luck to Trevor Linden,good hockey man and will right the ship quickly. He won't listen to the fan rivalry bull crap either. My question involves the Hawks. Patrick Kane lobbied for his new found buddy Ryan Kesler at the deadline. 19&88 have A Lot of say so. What would be a fair trade proposal for Kesler this summer?I have to believe if the Hawks get bounced by St.Louis that they will revisit that scenario. God knows the Hawks need a guy like that behind Toews,and usually what Patrick want,Patrick usually gets! Especially in a contract year!
- wonthecup10

A 1st, Teravaninen and one of shaw/saad would be a starting point.

Here's my armchair GM for the off season.

Kesler to Pitt. For Pouliout Sutter and 2015 first. 5 million out 2.9 million returned savings of 2.1 . Also the rights to Engelland

Tanev Hansen Markstrom and the 6 th over all to WPG for E Kane .

Sign Kassian 5 years 4 million per.

Buyout Garrison savings of 4.6 million

UFA Steve Downie at 2 years 2 million per

Resign Santorelli 2 years . 2 million per

Sedin Sedin Burrows
Kane Sutter Kassian
Booth Santorelli Jensen
Downie Richardson Mathias

Sestito Higgins

Hamhuis Bieksa
Edler COrrado
Pouliot Engelland
Stanton

Lack
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