Show me a politician or a party that isn't owned and I'll point out the unicorns.

All droppings. Any droppings. The droppings.
- wolfhounds

Joe Sestak.
Show me the unicorns.

That works. Sometimes I really wish I DVRd Flyers games so I could check icings, penalties, etc., but that would likely just push me over the edge at times.
- wolfhounds

Joe Sestak.
Show me the unicorns.
- jmatchett383

I heard Comcast literally gave him a wheelbarrow full of cash.

Sorry, Bernie Sanders was the name I was looking for. Guess I'll be putting the unicorns away now. And by away I mean erasing all proof of their existence.

- mayorofangrytown

Damn that goat and the midgets and their cameras!

Doesnt matter to me how he plays it. Can't stand him.

Leno needs to return.
- Flyersgod

Chelsea Handler and Leno? Do you like things that are funny?

Show me a politician or a party that isn't owned and I'll point out the unicorns.

All droppings. Any droppings. The droppings.
- wolfhounds

I have no idea what crazy conspiracy these droppings are referring to.

Chelsea Handler and Leno? Do you like things that are funny?
- ThirdEye

Letterman and Colbert are as funny as dry cat pooh.

Tonight will be a good test for the Flyers. TB has some good speed, Stamkos, and a good defense. Good tuneup for the playoffs for the Flyers.

And as far as TV shows. Checkout the Blacklist. Awesome show.

I have no idea what crazy conspiracy these droppings are referring to.
- Flyersgod

I just mean corporations own everything. A pretty uncontroversial theory.

Tonight will be a good test for the Flyers. TB has some good speed, Stamkos, and a good defense. Good tuneup for the playoffs for the Flyers.

And as far as TV shows. Checkout the Blacklist. Awesome show.
- MJL

Agreed. And I agree with you about not worrying too much about the Rangers. There's no easy out in the playoffs.

Been hearing good things about the Blacklist. Might have to check it out. Just finished the most recent season of Shameless and it was quite good. Got the 3rd season of The Killing lined up next...

Letterman and Colbert are as funny as dry cat pooh.
- Flyersgod

Who is funny? And living?

Agreed. And I agree with you about not worrying too much about the Rangers. There's no easy out in the playoffs.

Been hearing good things about the Blacklist. Might have to check it out. Just finished the most recent season of Shameless and it was quite good. Got the 3rd season of The Killing lined up next...
- wolfhounds

Id rather play NYR, so that Pitt can take out CBJ and we can take out Pitt.

Hopefully Montreal gets a crack at Boston and takes them down.

Flyers vs Montreal is best case scenario in ECF imo.

Who is funny? And living?
- PhillySportsGuy

Steven Wright. Bill Burr.

Agreed. And I agree with you about not worrying too much about the Rangers. There's no easy out in the playoffs.

Been hearing good things about the Blacklist. Might have to check it out. Just finished the most recent season of Shameless and it was quite good. Got the 3rd season of The Killing lined up next...
- wolfhounds

James Spader is phenomenal in it.

And my take on it is, it's the playoffs. Not supposed to be easy. If they can't beat the Rangers, then they aren't going to go far this year anyway. So bring them on. Should be fun.

Id rather play NYR, so that Pitt can take out CBJ and we can take out Pitt.

Hopefully Montreal gets a crack at Boston and takes them down.

Flyers vs Montreal is best case scenario in ECF imo.
- FlyersSteve118

Yupper, I like it!

Tonight will be a good test for the Flyers. TB has some good speed, Stamkos, and a good defense. Good tuneup for the playoffs for the Flyers.

And as far as TV shows. Checkout the Blacklist. Awesome show.
- MJL

Walking Dead
Game Of Thrones
Sons Of Anarchy
Supernatural
The Following
Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D
Arrow

I like the dark and depressing shows....

Walking Dead
Game Of Thrones
Sons Of Anarchy
Supernatural
The Following
Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D
Arrow

I like the dark and depressing shows....
- MBFlyerfan

Then you would probably like the Blacklist. Spader's character, Red Reddington is almost unhuman, without any emotion, guilt or remorse from doing anything. Just up and left his family one day to become a ruthless criminal.

So, Dallas or Phoenix, who gets the last spot in the West?

I think Phoenix nabs it with a regulation win at home over the Stars on the last day of the season.
- BiggE

I still think it's Dallas -- TBH, I honestly think they might've underachieved just a wee bit this season. I think they take the Yotes in that last game

Steven Wright. Bill Burr.


- wolfhounds

I don't think Flyergod has a favorite comic. Maybe Dennis Miller.

I don't think Flyergod has a favorite comic. Maybe Dennis Miller.
- PhillySportsGuy

Carrot Top
Gallagher

Carrot Top
Gallagher
- jmatchett383

Ellen.
Roseanne Barr.
Bill Maher.

I don't think Flyergod has a favorite comic. Maybe Dennis Miller.
- PhillySportsGuy

Speaking of never funny...

Who is funny? And living?
- PhillySportsGuy

Colbert is hilarious.

I just mean corporations own everything. A pretty uncontroversial theory.
- wolfhounds

They don't own you and I. They do provide us jobs etc.

They only own what we allow them to own. I'd rather corporations have what they have over government having what corporations have now.

Louie CK is funny. Patton Oswalt cracks me up.