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hammarby31
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: it's been 84 years, AZ
Joined: 01.02.2007

Apr 7 @ 3:45 PM ET
A Devils loss in regulation tonight, coupled with a Flyers win in Florida tomorrow night, clinches a spot.
- PLindbergh31


which is what i asked last night but nobody answered. a regulation devils loss and 1 pt by the flyers does it i think.
jmatchett383
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Newark, DE
Joined: 03.09.2010

Apr 7 @ 3:46 PM ET
I get bored. During private dances the girls always tell me, " you can touch my legs". Why would I? I don't get it.
- Flyersgod


You don't?
PLindbergh31
Location: NJ
Joined: 02.01.2008

Apr 7 @ 3:46 PM ET
shawnee hill. yes. he does the in game entertainment during commercial breaks too.
- hammarby31


His Parents must be proud.
mayorofangrytown
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Downingtown, PA
Joined: 08.16.2006

Apr 7 @ 3:46 PM ET
my guess would be the same reason you pay strangers money to dance nekkid?
- -davies-

What if you can't get people you know to do it for free.

I'm married so you know, just asking.
jmatchett383
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Newark, DE
Joined: 03.09.2010

Apr 7 @ 3:47 PM ET
His Parents must be proud.
- PLindbergh31


That he gets to go to Flyers' games for free and gets paid by them? Seems like a pretty sweet gig to me.
ThirdEye
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Ardmore, PA
Joined: 01.04.2013

Apr 7 @ 3:47 PM ET
I never paid. Friends would pay bc I refused. I'd rather get with the wife.

Strippers are hookers who don't put out.

- Flyersgod


My boss when I lived in AZ loved these places. Ended up in a bidding war with Jenna Jameson for one in Scottsdale. Anyways, I was never a big fan. He made me go with him once... he dropped 2k in cash on the table and said, have fun! I made sure to go with him every time after that. Never paid to go with my own money though, just don't see the point.

Did bring my future wife to that place after one of our company Christmas parties once. Now *that* was interesting.
hammarby31
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: it's been 84 years, AZ
Joined: 01.02.2007

Apr 7 @ 3:48 PM ET
His Parents must be proud.
- PLindbergh31


i took my kids to the camden aquarium last year, and he worked there.
Flyersgod
Philadelphia Flyers
Joined: 01.07.2013

Apr 7 @ 3:48 PM ET
You don't?
- jmatchett383


Shins don't do anything for me I guess.

Would rather my normal 5 minutes of sex with the wife.
PLindbergh31
Location: NJ
Joined: 02.01.2008

Apr 7 @ 3:48 PM ET
which is what i asked last night but nobody answered. a regulation devils loss and 1 pt by the flyers does it i think.
- hammarby31


Devils loss in Reg tonight means best they can do is 90 points, Flyers get to OT tomorrow that gives them 90. Is first tiebreak wins in regulation? If so you are correct.
Flyersgod
Philadelphia Flyers
Joined: 01.07.2013

Apr 7 @ 3:49 PM ET
My boss when I lived in AZ loved these places. Ended up in a bidding war with Jenna Jameson for one in Scottsdale. Anyways, I was never a big fan. He made me go with him once... he dropped 2k in cash on the table and said, have fun! I made sure to go with him every time after that. Never paid to go with my own money though, just don't see the point.

Did bring my future wife to that place after one of our company Christmas parties once. Now *that* was interesting.

- ThirdEye


Jenna Jameson is the hottest republican on earth. I'd pay to rub her shins.
PLindbergh31
Location: NJ
Joined: 02.01.2008

Apr 7 @ 3:49 PM ET
i took my kids to the camden aquarium last year, and he worked there.
- hammarby31


I didn't know Camden aquarium had walruses.
hammarby31
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: it's been 84 years, AZ
Joined: 01.02.2007

Apr 7 @ 3:50 PM ET
My boss when I lived in AZ loved these places. Ended up in a bidding war with Jenna Jameson for one in Scottsdale. Anyways, I was never a big fan. He made me go with him once... he dropped 2k in cash on the table and said, have fun! I made sure to go with him every time after that. Never paid to go with my own money though, just don't see the point.

Did bring my future wife to that place after one of our company Christmas parties once. Now *that* was interesting.

- ThirdEye


i'm not sure what this means.

my boss.

he made me go.

it's for a friend.
jmatchett383
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Newark, DE
Joined: 03.09.2010

Apr 7 @ 3:51 PM ET
My boss when I lived in AZ loved these places. Ended up in a bidding war with Jenna Jameson for one in Scottsdale. Anyways, I was never a big fan. He made me go with him once... he dropped 2k in cash on the table and said, have fun! I made sure to go with him every time after that. Never paid to go with my own money though, just don't see the point.

Did bring my future wife to that place after one of our company Christmas parties once. Now *that* was interesting.

- ThirdEye


Haha, last time out I got put on the hot seat at Bare Necessities in AC. Couldn't let my wife see my back for 3 days before the marks healed.

Time before that was at Show and Tell, and all I remember if my best friend (his bachelor party) literally throwing fistfulls on $1's in the air.

Time before that, took an ex to Fantasy Showbar. It all went well until one of the strippers waved to me and said hi to me (by name) while on stage. That was fun.
Flyersgod
Philadelphia Flyers
Joined: 01.07.2013

Apr 7 @ 3:51 PM ET
i'm not sure what this means.

my boss.

he made me go.

it's for a friend.

- hammarby31


What is..... Things we tell our wives when we get caught looking at strippers!
hammarby31
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: it's been 84 years, AZ
Joined: 01.02.2007

Apr 7 @ 3:51 PM ET
I didn't know Camden aquarium had walruses.
- PLindbergh31


now now. i wasn't taking a shot at any of these guys. i just wanted to know if anybody knew what eric does. not easy to get a gig sporting an orange mohawk with flyers tattoos, unless you're running your own place.
PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012

Apr 7 @ 3:51 PM ET
Jenna Jameson is the hottest republican on earth. I'd pay to rub her shins.
- Flyersgod


I thought Sheldon Adelson was
Flyersgod
Philadelphia Flyers
Joined: 01.07.2013

Apr 7 @ 3:52 PM ET
I thought Sheldon Adelson was
- PhillySportsGuy


Who?
jmatchett383
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Newark, DE
Joined: 03.09.2010

Apr 7 @ 3:53 PM ET
Shins don't do anything for me I guess.

Would rather my normal 5 minutes of sex with the wife.

- Flyersgod


I'm a legs man, I guess.

Anyways, I've only been a handful of times. They're basically money pits.
jmatchett383
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Newark, DE
Joined: 03.09.2010

Apr 7 @ 3:53 PM ET
I thought Sheldon Adelson was
- PhillySportsGuy


Is that the guy from The Big Bang Theory?
hammarby31
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: it's been 84 years, AZ
Joined: 01.02.2007

Apr 7 @ 3:53 PM ET
What is..... Things we tell our wives when we get caught looking at strippers!
- Flyersgod


i don't get caught. i openly point them out and go "hey! look at the cans on THAT bimbo!" (bachelor party, tom hanks brother)
PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012

Apr 7 @ 3:53 PM ET
Who?
- Flyersgod


HOTTT
FlyersSteve118
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Delco, PA
Joined: 10.02.2013

Apr 7 @ 3:53 PM ET
Devils loss in Reg tonight means best they can do is 90 points, Flyers get to OT tomorrow that gives them 90. Is first tiebreak wins in regulation? If so you are correct.
- PLindbergh31


First tiebreaker is ROW, non shootout wins.
Flyersgod
Philadelphia Flyers
Joined: 01.07.2013

Apr 7 @ 3:53 PM ET
I'm a legs man, I guess.

Anyways, I've only been a handful of times. They're basically money pits.

- jmatchett383


I'm a knees to neck guy. Face doesn't matter if everything else fits my tastes.
Flyersgod
Philadelphia Flyers
Joined: 01.07.2013

Apr 7 @ 3:54 PM ET
HOTTT
- PhillySportsGuy


Hotter than George Soros?
jmatchett383
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Newark, DE
Joined: 03.09.2010

Apr 7 @ 3:54 PM ET
now now. i wasn't taking a shot at any of these guys. i just wanted to know if anybody knew what eric does. not easy to get a gig sporting an orange mohawk with flyers tattoos, unless you're running your own place.
- hammarby31


I kinda figure he just hangs out outside of the Wells Fargo Center all day, looking tough and walking back and forth with purpose, shouting at all passersby that they're not real fans.
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