I hope you didn't sign them Whipper!

I sign everything "The Whip"
- whipper334

that's the nickname I've given you in my dreams

nice choice of words...
- HouseArrest187

Well I typed C*nt and thats what popped up...

that's the nickname I've given you in my dreams
- ruttager17

sluttager is here to save the day... yay... slut im half cut and board out of my tree... please help...

Well I typed C*nt and thats what popped up...
- OilerFan16

fair enough...

sluttager is here to save the day... yay... slut im half cut and board out of my tree... please help...
- HouseArrest187

If you were still in Edmonton, I could be there in 5 hours.....but you are in Suckskatchewan.

If you were still in Edmonton, I could be there in 5 hours.....but you are in Suckskatchewan.
- ruttager17

stop rubbing it in...

also im running out of beer... double

on the bright side i just found my weed...

stop rubbing it in...

also im running out of beer... double

on the bright side i just found my weed...
- HouseArrest187

I just got off work, heading to Hudsons for a quick reeb or 2 then home. That game was soooooo awful tonight, I may try to find weed and learn how to smoke it

I just got off work, heading to Hudsons for a quick reeb or 2 then home. That game was soooooo awful tonight, I may try to find weed and learn how to smoke it
- ruttager17

you find it, ill walk ya through how to smoke it... ill even teach you how to make a make shift pipe out of an apple or coke can or water bottle.... what ever you got around the house... im like mother (frank)ing magiver when it comes to drug paraphernalia...

you find it, ill walk ya through how to smoke it... ill even teach you how to make a make shift pipe out of an apple or coke can or water bottle.... what ever you got around the house... im like mother (frank)ing magiver when it comes to drug paraphernalia...
- HouseArrest187

I love Macguyver. Ill give you a pencil, paper clip, rubber band, stick of gum....and go. Macguyver could make an AK-47 out of that lol

I love Macguyver. Ill give you a pencil, paper clip, rubber band, stick of gum....and go. Macguyver could make an AK-47 out of that lol
- ruttager17

thats easy, pull out the eraser, use the paper clip to push the led out of the pencil, then use the gum to make a cone shaped bowl on the end... boom... you got a one hitter.

thats easy, pull out the eraser, use the paper clip to push the led out of the pencil, then use the gum to make a cone shaped bowl on the end... boom... you got a one hitter.
- HouseArrest187

Haha. A one hitter is the name of a game laughs beautiful sister n I play.

Haha. A one hitter is the name of a game laughs beautiful sister n I play.
- ruttager17

i bet you play that game with all the girls.

i bet you play that game with all the girls.
- HouseArrest187

No way man. I save that donkey punching poop for a special lady...... like laughs sister

No way man. I save that donkey punching poop for a special lady...... like laughs sister
- ruttager17

is that before or after the horse?

is that before or after the horse?
- HouseArrest187

Before, during, and after. Of course after concussion protocols have been assessed

Before, during, and after. Of course after concussion protocols have been assessed
- ruttager17

only cause you a such a good dr slutmuffin...

(frank). im officly out of beer...

only cause you a such a good dr slutmuffin...

(frank). im officly out of beer...
- HouseArrest187

Me tooooo. Came home. No beer in the house, but remember you found your weed

Me tooooo. Came home. No beer in the house, but remember you found your weed
- ruttager17

ya, i just smoked some... now im eating reese peanut buttercup ice cream.... thats making it all better.

its so fuccking good when your baked.

Stopped watching after the first, aren't I lucky.

I understand that Jones and Ference are both done now? Likely safe to say that Lander-Gagner-Perron won't stay together esp if/when Yak comes back.

Stopped watching after the first, aren't I lucky.

I understand that Jones and Ference are both done now? Likely safe to say that Lander-Gagner-Perron won't stay together esp if/when Yak comes back.
- Morris

Dubnyk would've won that game for us.

Stopped watching after the first, aren't I lucky.

I understand that Jones and Ference are both done now? Likely safe to say that Lander-Gagner-Perron won't stay together esp if/when Yak comes back.
- Morris

ference is out a few days. jones is gone.

ference is out a few days. jones is gone.
- deks1

Oh I heard that Ference's injury would keep him out the rest of the year. Torn Pectoral or something.

and yeah that's likely flow's last game as an Oiler.

I don't like this talk of Smyth retiring though. I want him back on the 4th line.

Oh I heard that Ference's injury would keep him out the rest of the year. Torn Pectoral or something.

and yeah that's likely flow's last game as an Oiler.

I don't like this talk of Smyth retiring though. I want him back on the 4th line.
- Morris

i've only heard sunday morning from rishaug he is out a few days. maybe you got an update after the game.

jones is long gone.

i wasn't a fan of seeing smyth back in the beginning of the season, but he sold me on being a 4th line lw. one year $1m-$1.5m.

i've only heard sunday morning from rishaug he is out a few days. maybe you got an update after the game.

jones is long gone.

i wasn't a fan of seeing smyth back in the beginning of the season, but he sold me on being a 4th line lw. one year $1m-$1.5m.
- deks1

Jones can rekindle his career in Minnesota. That's my prediction. His hair is more suited for Florida though . I hope he recovers well from his injury.

I'm fine with Smyth back on the 4th lw/c. Very minimal PP time and only if he stands in front of the net like he made a living doing.

Dubnyk would've won that game for us.
- Oilers4Life14

Are you in 'Special Ed'?