Wait a minute... With your hand, right? Cause if not, we're right back in Brokeback Mountain territory and I'm going to have to consult Flyersgod on this...
- wolfhounds

Only one way to find out.

Come over here, sailor!

then it sounds as though youre leading an enjoyable life.
- stayinthefnnet

But I don't drink, which apparently means I'm angry and hate life.

By the way, anyone know how youarewrong and his wife are doing?

Only one way to find out.

Come over here, sailor!
- jmatchett383

Wait a minute... With your hand, right? Cause if not, we're right back in Brokeback Mountain territory and I'm going to have to consult Flyersgod on this...
- wolfhounds

Blasphemy! Left hands are for smoking while driving, wearing a baseball gloves, and arm wrestling girls. Nothing more.

But I don't drink, which apparently means I'm angry and hate life.

By the way, anyone know how youarewrong and his wife are doing?
- jmatchett383

Hopefully well...

Blasphemy! Left hands are for smoking while driving, wearing a baseball gloves, and arm wrestling girls. Nothing more.
- Flyersgod

I'm beginning to think you are ALL drunk today. This thread is outta control...

ah the sweet smell of justice in the morning
- stayinthefnnet

Also sued buffalo wild wings and won. That by far was the most glorious thing ever.

It's been over 40-years since a human has left low earth orbit... only way we're getting to another star system is by transporting our digitized consciousness over a laser beam or something crazy like that.
- Tomahawk

Ender's game has it all worked out. We need a non-physical consciousness who can transport us off of the plane of reality to a spacer which has no true dimensions which then allows us to be placed at any other point in our plane of reality.

It's not that hard people!

But I don't drink, which apparently means I'm angry and hate life.

By the way, anyone know how youarewrong and his wife are doing?
- jmatchett383

i thoroughly enjoy a good drink now and again, but honestly, i feel as though the percentages of those who drink heavily and are angry and hate life would be higher than of those that dont.

either way, its a personal choice and theres nothing wrong with that bud.

Blasphemy! Left hands are for smoking while driving, wearing a baseball gloves, and arm wrestling girls. Nothing more.
- Flyersgod

...and the stranger.

cause you need your right hand to clean up.

Also sued buffalo wild wings and won. That by far was the most glorious thing ever.
- Flyersgod

That's fantastic. Please elaborate.

Also sued buffalo wild wings and won. That by far was the most glorious thing ever.
- Flyersgod

in some ways its impossible to beat the "big guys", but in other ways its cool because they tend to just settle so quick just to rid themselves of you.

I'm beginning to think you are ALL drunk today. This thread is outta control...
- FlyersGrace

Of course you wouldn't understand, liberal.

I'm beginning to think you are ALL drunk today. This thread is outta control...
- FlyersGrace

Heh I haven't had a drink in years. It's Friday and this behaviour helps men pass the time. Quickly I may add.

i thoroughly enjoy a good drink now and again, but honestly, i feel as though the percentages of those who drink heavily and are angry and hate life would be higher than of those that dont.

either way, its a personal choice and theres nothing wrong with that bud.
- stayinthefnnet

To sum it up:

Was at a bachelor party, said I wasn't drinking because I was straight edge. Very drunk man berating me verbally about hating life because I didn't drink.

Then his face hurt.

Blasphemy! Left hands are for smoking while driving, wearing a baseball gloves, and arm wrestling girls. Nothing more.
- Flyersgod

Woah woah woah, you just made the list. Us southpaws are taking over. We've taken baseball, next we're taking over the scissors/can openers industry.

I'm about a Joni Pitkanen mini-stick away from cutting the cord... I think I could purchase all the shows/movies I care about and still come out way ahead. Just got a Chromecast to replace the PS3, too... thing is a little miracle worker.
- Tomahawk

i bought one of those chromecast, it just crashed repeatedly and did nothing

i must be doing something wrong

Woah woah woah, you just made the list. Us southpaws are taking over. We've taken baseball, next we're taking over the scissors/can openers industry.
- BulliesPhan87

Woah woah woah, you just made the list. Us southpaws are taking over. We've taken baseball, next we're taking over the scissors/can openers industry.
- BulliesPhan87

Woah woah woah, you just made the list. Us southpaws are taking over. We've taken baseball, next we're taking over the scissors/can openers industry.
- BulliesPhan87

That's fantastic. Please elaborate.
- jmatchett383

GM fired my wife for not paying for walk outs. Took her tip money for the night. Called police and filed a report of theft. Police laughed after my wife let them search her and her car for missing money, found nothing and left.

Sued for wrongful termination and garrnishing an employee's wages illegally. Settled out of court for some cash and the termination of the GM.

They accepted.

Right to work state too. We still have the same rights as anyone else down here.

Of course you wouldn't understand, liberal.
- jmatchett383

Seriously!?!

Woah woah woah, you just made the list. Us southpaws are taking over. We've taken baseball, next we're taking over the scissors/can openers industry.
- BulliesPhan87

Notice the rise in steroids since left handed folk took over baseball?

- jmatchett383

Did we post this one yet?




- Tomahawk

right in the privates.

oh boy.