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PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012

Mar 14 @ 1:32 PM ET
he his rather dashing.
- stayinthefnnet


He looks weird with facial hair. He has such a child's face. When girl's (frank) him, I bet they ask for ID first.
stayinthefnnet
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: Philadelphia, PA
Joined: 01.12.2012

Mar 14 @ 1:32 PM ET
Don't forget that NBC Sports is broadcasting the Blackhawks game too. We'll get to hear Edzo talk about his Blackhawks for 2.5 hours during that game as well!
- PhillySportsGuy

at least you guys are playing decent/exciting teams that bring the flyers up to the national broadcast level
SchennBros
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Gettysburg, PA
Joined: 08.06.2012

Mar 14 @ 1:33 PM ET

- Streit2ThePoint

stayinthefnnet
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: Philadelphia, PA
Joined: 01.12.2012

Mar 14 @ 1:34 PM ET
He looks weird with facial hair. He has such a child's face. When girl's (frank) him, I bet they ask for ID first.
- PhillySportsGuy

he does look weird with facial hair. the dude will never be mistaken for a mans man. but when girls (frank) him, i doubt theyre asking for much of anything since like most professional athletes the dude just straight nuts out oodles of hundred dollar bills.
PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012

Mar 14 @ 1:34 PM ET
at least you guys are playing decent/exciting teams that bring the flyers up to the national broadcast level
- stayinthefnnet


It's good, but I'd still rather play Buffalo. I think NBC Sports has shown every Pens Sabres game this season. It seems like they're always on.
FlyersGrace
Season Ticket Holder
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Pronger "Play the game puffnuts!" , DE
Joined: 07.02.2012

Mar 14 @ 1:35 PM ET
Karmas a female dog
- PhillySportsGuy

This made me laugh. I feel like a horrible person now.
PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012

Mar 14 @ 1:36 PM ET
he does look weird with facial hair. the dude will never be mistaken for a mans man. but when girls (frank) him, i doubt theyre asking for much of anything since like most professional athletes the dude just straight nuts out oodles of hundred dollar bills.
- stayinthefnnet


There are so many women who will just sleep with guys because they're famous. My fiancé's cousin just slept with Brayden Schenn and I asked why and she said "Because he plays for the Flyers". She knows NOTHING else about him.
PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012

Mar 14 @ 1:37 PM ET
This made me laugh. I feel like a horrible person now.

- FlyersGrace


Nothing wrong with dark humor.
wolfhounds
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: dicky seamus, PA
Joined: 06.02.2009

Mar 14 @ 1:37 PM ET
Nope. Mason,Emery,Mason no matter what.
- PhillySportsGuy


I roll Mason back-to-back if he wins Saturday. In fact, I wonder, since Emery has had only practiced twice since his injury, if he has any chance of playing this weekend.
stayinthefnnet
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: Philadelphia, PA
Joined: 01.12.2012

Mar 14 @ 1:37 PM ET
There are so many women who will just sleep with guys because they're famous. My fiancé's cousin just slept with Brayden Schenn and I asked why and she said "Because he plays for the Flyers". She knows NOTHING else about him.
- PhillySportsGuy

not to be overly sexist and generalize, because im more than certain there are loads of men that fit the same description, but there are a lot of really really stupid women out there.
FlyersGrace
Season Ticket Holder
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Pronger "Play the game puffnuts!" , DE
Joined: 07.02.2012

Mar 14 @ 1:39 PM ET
Ugh. Way to ruin my excitement for the game...I forgot all about the Pens lovefest on NBC from Doc, Pierre and Edzo. That's just f'n painful to listen to. Pens can do no wrong, Flyers are part of the evil empire.
- wolfhounds

Don't forget we have weak goaltending and the highest penalty minutes in the league because the team is full of goons!
Or where Read went to college. I swear Bjmedi gvies Pierre endorsement cash!
I guess I can't stand how obvious it is who they want to win. At least TRY to be impartial...
wolfhounds
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: dicky seamus, PA
Joined: 06.02.2009

Mar 14 @ 1:39 PM ET
Nothing wrong with dark humor.
- PhillySportsGuy


Take that and sarcasm away and say hello to boring.
Streit2ThePoint
Seattle Kraken
Location: it's disgusting how good you are at hockeybuzz.
Joined: 09.20.2013

Mar 14 @ 1:39 PM ET
not to be overly sexist and generalize, because im more than certain there are loads of men that fit the same description, but there are a lot of really really stupid women out there.
- stayinthefnnet


Touche.
stayinthefnnet
Pittsburgh Penguins
Location: Philadelphia, PA
Joined: 01.12.2012

Mar 14 @ 1:41 PM ET
Don't forget we have weak goaltending and the highest penalty minutes in the league because the team is full of goons!
Or where Read went to college. I swear Bjmedi gvies Pierre endorsement cash!
I guess I can't stand how obvious it is who they want to win. At least TRY to be impartial...

- FlyersGrace


they do the same thing with kunitz. OHHHHHHH OUT OF TINY FERRIS STATE. next shift: THE UNDRAFTED COLLEGIAN ZOOMS UP THE BOARDS.

i get it.
wolfhounds
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: dicky seamus, PA
Joined: 06.02.2009

Mar 14 @ 1:42 PM ET
Don't forget we have weak goaltending and the highest penalty minutes in the league because the team is full of goons!
Or where Read went to college. I swear Bjmedi gvies Pierre endorsement cash!
I guess I can't stand how obvious it is who they want to win. At least TRY to be impartial...

- FlyersGrace


blo·vi·ate (ˈblōvēˌāt/)
verb informal
1. Talk at length, esp. in an inflated or empty way.

Also see:
SchennBros
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Gettysburg, PA
Joined: 08.06.2012

Mar 14 @ 1:45 PM ET
wolfhounds
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: dicky seamus, PA
Joined: 06.02.2009

Mar 14 @ 1:45 PM ET
There are so many women who will just sleep with guys because they're famous. My fiancé's cousin just slept with Brayden Schenn and I asked why and she said "Because he plays for the Flyers". She knows NOTHING else about him.
- PhillySportsGuy


I'm going to guess she's also pretty young, just like Brayden. That kinda plays a part.

Did you at least get an autograph out of it, or a compromising pic you can parlay into season tickets?
FlyersGrace
Season Ticket Holder
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Pronger "Play the game puffnuts!" , DE
Joined: 07.02.2012

Mar 14 @ 1:45 PM ET
blo·vi·ate (ˈblōvēˌāt/)
verb informal
1. Talk at length, esp. in an inflated or empty way.

Also see:

- wolfhounds

Ah - see out of the three I can stand Doc the most. He has a script he sticks to and he doesn't know crap about the flyers beyond the fact that we are goons and have weak goaltending but the man's a legend so I can cut him some slack.
Pierre's gushing drives me insane. "Shut-up Pierre!" is a constant refrain out of my mouth all game long. And Edzo is so anti-Flyer it makes my teeth ache. We get it you dislike our team... Go have a beer get the frell away from the microphone and leave us in peace.
PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012

Mar 14 @ 1:46 PM ET
I'm going to guess she's also pretty young, just like Brayden. That kinda plays a part.

Did you at least get an autograph out of it, or a compromising pic you can parlay into season tickets?

- wolfhounds


No.

She is Schenn's age. Maybe a year younger. She's very attractive, but I'll just say Schenn isn't her first or most famous.
johndewar
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: South Jersey, NJ
Joined: 01.16.2009

Mar 14 @ 1:47 PM ET
Don't forget we have weak goaltending and the highest penalty minutes in the league because the team is full of goons!
Or where Read went to college. I swear Bjmedi gvies Pierre endorsement cash!
I guess I can't stand how obvious it is who they want to win. At least TRY to be impartial...

- FlyersGrace


When Pierre starts name dropping where players played Junior Hockey, it immediately makes me want to set my television on fire.
johndewar
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: South Jersey, NJ
Joined: 01.16.2009

Mar 14 @ 1:48 PM ET
No.

She is Schenn's age. Maybe a year younger. She's very attractive, but I'll just say Schenn isn't her first or most famous.

- PhillySportsGuy


You can't just leave this here like this.

/gets popcorn
//pulls up chair
wolfhounds
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: dicky seamus, PA
Joined: 06.02.2009

Mar 14 @ 1:48 PM ET
Ah - see out of the three I can stand Doc the most. He has a script he sticks to and he doesn't know crap about the flyers beyond the fact that we are goons and have weak goaltending but the man's a legend so I can cut him some slack.
Pierre's gushing drives me insane. "Shut-up Pierre!" is a constant refrain out of my mouth all game long. And Edzo is so anti-Flyer it makes my teeth ache. We get it you dislike our team... Go have a beer get the frell away from the microphone and leave us in peace.

- FlyersGrace


Doc and his incessant chatter, usually not about the game going on in front of him, drives me out of my mind. But yeah, they are all bad/annoying in their own special way.

To frell with them all!
PhillySportsGuy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: any donut with a hole in the middle can get (frank)ed right in its hole, NJ
Joined: 04.08.2012

Mar 14 @ 1:49 PM ET
Ah - see out of the three I can stand Doc the most. He has a script he sticks to and he doesn't know crap about the flyers beyond the fact that we are goons and have weak goaltending but the man's a legend so I can cut him some slack.
Pierre's gushing drives me insane. "Shut-up Pierre!" is a constant refrain out of my mouth all game long. And Edzo is so anti-Flyer it makes my teeth ache. We get it you dislike our team... Go have a beer get the frell away from the microphone and leave us in peace.

- FlyersGrace


I like Brian Engblom
FlyersGrace
Season Ticket Holder
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: Pronger "Play the game puffnuts!" , DE
Joined: 07.02.2012

Mar 14 @ 1:49 PM ET
When Pierre starts name dropping where players played Junior Hockey, it immediately makes me want to set my television on fire.
- johndewar

A man after my own heart!
johndewar
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: South Jersey, NJ
Joined: 01.16.2009

Mar 14 @ 1:49 PM ET
I'm going to guess she's also pretty young, just like Brayden. That kinda plays a part.

Did you at least get an autograph out of it, or a compromising pic you can parlay into season tickets?

- wolfhounds


I think I read somewhere where Derek Jeter gives out gift baskets, featuring an autographed baseball to his conquests.

Which, really, is kind of nice. He could have given them herpes, but instead they get a gift basket.
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