I found this funny. You guys probably won't and will mock me.

Seven retired Jewish Floridian fellows were playing poker in the condo
clubhouse, when Meyer loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his
chest and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other six continue
playing, but standing up. At the end of the game, Finklestein
looks around and asks:
"So, who's gonna tell his wife?"

They cut the cards. Goldberg picks the low card and has to carry the news.
They tell him:
"Be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse."
"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet.
Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."
Goldberg goes over to Meyer's condo and knocks on the door.
The wife answers through the door and asks what he wants?
Goldberg declares:
"Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game and is afraid to
come home."
"Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife.
"I'll go tell him." says Goldberg.

you should roll down that path like the boulder in Indiana Jones.







ps. all your piqueur, bring this one home.
- dt99999

EDIT: this one is better

I found this funny. You guys probably won't and will mock me.

Seven retired Jewish Floridian fellows were playing poker in the condo
clubhouse, when Meyer loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his
chest and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other six continue
playing, but standing up. At the end of the game, Finklestein
looks around and asks:
"So, who's gonna tell his wife?"

They cut the cards. Goldberg picks the low card and has to carry the news.
They tell him:
"Be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse."
"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet.
Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."
Goldberg goes over to Meyer's condo and knocks on the door.
The wife answers through the door and asks what he wants?
Goldberg declares:
"Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game and is afraid to
come home."
"Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife.
"I'll go tell him." says Goldberg.
- hscesq

Question: Why did they have to be jewish?

Question: Why did they have to be jewish?
- Scabeh

Un accommodement raisonnable.

Question: Why did they have to be jewish?
- Scabeh

I thought the same thing. And I don't really have an answer.

by the way, je trouve ma joke d'accommodement raisonnable vraiment très, très drôle.



Edit: LOL!

Un accommodement raisonnable.
- Pecafan Fan

Meh.

by the way, je trouve ma joke d'accommodement raisonnable vraiment très, très drôle.



Edit: LOL!
- Pecafan Fan

Meh.

I thought the same thing. And I don't really have an answer.
- hscesq

stereotypes
Florida... retirees... condo... money...

stereotypes
Florida... retirees... condo... money...
- DoubleDown

Yeah, I thought about that. But then $500 wouldn't mean much.

Yeah, I thought about that. But then $500 wouldn't mean much.
- hscesq

Exactly.

Make it 5000$, remove the jewish and it all makes sense.

Stormey?

Yeah, I thought about that. But then $500 wouldn't mean much.
- hscesq

I thought the same thing. And I don't really have an answer.
- hscesq

Did you not read their names? It'd be fishy if they weren't Jewish...no?

Did you not read their names? It'd be fishy if they weren't Jewish...no?
- TouenneTiiTree

Good god you're a (frank)ing idiot sometimes.

Yeah, I thought about that. But then $500 wouldn't mean much.
- hscesq

But they're cheap...so even if they're filthy rich, losing $500 is a big deal...hell the joke could've been made with a nickel!

Did you not read their names? It'd be fishy if they weren't Jewish...no?
- TouenneTiiTree

Good god you're a (frank)ing idiot sometimes.
- hscesq

FFS Howard...you have to know I'm kidding there...

Enough with the jewish jokes

- Scabeh

I like it!

But they're cheap...so even if they're filthy rich, losing $500 is a big deal...hell the joke could've been made with a nickel!
- TouenneTiiTree

Oh yeah? Why are they cheap?

Enough with the jewish jokes
- Symba007

Ya yeule.

by the way, je trouve ma joke d'accommodement raisonnable vraiment très, très drôle.



Edit: LOL!
- Pecafan Fan

elle est ou ta joke? (quelle page).

I found this funny. You guys probably won't and will mock me.

Seven retired Jewish Floridian fellows were playing poker in the condo
clubhouse, when Meyer loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his
chest and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other six continue
playing, but standing up. At the end of the game, Finklestein
looks around and asks:
"So, who's gonna tell his wife?"

They cut the cards. Goldberg picks the low card and has to carry the news.
They tell him:
"Be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse."
"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet.
Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."
Goldberg goes over to Meyer's condo and knocks on the door.
The wife answers through the door and asks what he wants?
Goldberg declares:
"Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game and is afraid to
come home."
"Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife.
"I'll go tell him." says Goldberg.
- hscesq

elle est ou ta joke? (quelle page).
- TouenneTiiTree