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Elbows15
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: I was going to do the math on this but I don't think it will help., IL
Joined: 08.04.2013

Feb 19 @ 10:16 PM ET
Alberta? Better known as gods country?


- Iggysbff

Wouldn't know. god is a concept fed to the masses to keep them down.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Feb 19 @ 10:16 PM ET
Hamilton - Pittsburgh .....same thing....
- Iggysbff


I'm just amazed any American has even heard of Hamilton. Nobody ever notices Canada, all tucked away down there.
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Feb 19 @ 10:17 PM ET
we do not take women's hockey serious down here
- homiedclown

Women have only been able to vote down there for the last 10 years right?
homiedclown
Buffalo Sabres
Location: We want 1, FL
Joined: 02.24.2008

Feb 19 @ 10:17 PM ET
I'm just amazed any American has even heard of Hamilton. Nobody ever notices Canada, all tucked away down there.
- Zezel

drove through that sewer on my way from Buffalo to Toronto for concerts and Jay's games
Elbows15
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: I was going to do the math on this but I don't think it will help., IL
Joined: 08.04.2013

Feb 19 @ 10:19 PM ET
drove through that sewer on my way from Buffalo to Toronto for concerts and Jay's games
- homiedclown

Truthfully, its not Cleveland. (frank)ing Scranton would be more accurate.
Iggysbff
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Peter Chiarelli is a fking moron, Calgary, AB
Joined: 07.12.2012

Feb 19 @ 10:19 PM ET
Lake Louise?
- nated81


Close. Emerald lake
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Feb 19 @ 10:19 PM ET
We have Mississippi. You have Alberta. I call it even.
- Elbows15

Yeah but only half of our population is related here.
Elbows15
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: I was going to do the math on this but I don't think it will help., IL
Joined: 08.04.2013

Feb 19 @ 10:20 PM ET
Women have only been able to vote down there for the last 10 years right?
- sanfordnson


We let em vote. We just don't tell them its all pretend.
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Feb 19 @ 10:20 PM ET
I can assure you that there's at least one idiot who has suggested I off myself because of the blog. So while 99% of people caught on to the humour and spirit of what I wrote there are a few dimwits who took things a little too far.
- Matt_Henderson

(frank)in crims
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Feb 19 @ 10:21 PM ET
Yeah but only half of our population is related here.
- sanfordnson

If we take iggysbff and HouseArrest families out it brings down to 15%
Elbows15
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: I was going to do the math on this but I don't think it will help., IL
Joined: 08.04.2013

Feb 19 @ 10:23 PM ET
Yeah but only half of our population is related here.
- sanfordnson

They are all related. No one has the heart to them that cousins are relatives.
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Feb 19 @ 10:25 PM ET
They are all related. No one has the heart to them that cousins are relatives.
- Elbows15

Yeah but the oil companies and Tom Hortons order in enough TFWs to keep the ratio respectable.
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Feb 19 @ 10:26 PM ET
If we take iggysbff and HouseArrest families out it brings down to 15%
- Yeti1181

I would add Lahey's name but he's adopted.
Iggysbff
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Peter Chiarelli is a fking moron, Calgary, AB
Joined: 07.12.2012

Feb 19 @ 10:26 PM ET
If we take iggysbff and HouseArrest families out it brings down to 15%
- Yeti1181

Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Feb 19 @ 10:27 PM ET
I would add Lahey's name but he's adopted.
- sanfordnson

Still cant believe someone actually picked him.
Gunslinger
Montreal Canadiens
Location: ID
Joined: 10.15.2011

Feb 19 @ 10:27 PM ET
Ha ha, I love that even some of the yank posters know enough to make fun of Hamilton. Kudos.
- Zezel


Reminds me too much of Buffalo....
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Feb 19 @ 10:28 PM ET
Still cant believe someone actually picked him.
- Yeti1181

It was a discount place where you just point at a carseat and hope for the best.

Cant win em all.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Feb 19 @ 10:32 PM ET
drove through that sewer on my way from Buffalo to Toronto for concerts and Jay's games
- homiedclown


I hope you drove really (frank)ing fast.
Mentalorgasm5
Buffalo Sabres
Location: "F-" Robert, NY
Joined: 06.29.2007

Feb 19 @ 10:33 PM ET
The irony of it all is that 60% of Canadians cannot find Canada on a map of...........Canada.
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Feb 19 @ 10:34 PM ET
It was a discount place where you just point at a carseat and hope for the best.

Cant win em all.

- sanfordnson

Bet they were pissed. Congrats you guys got a Lahey

*ten minute expletive filled rant*
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Feb 19 @ 10:35 PM ET
The irony of it all is that 60% of Canadians cannot find Canada on a map of...........Canada.
- Mentalorgasm5

The irony of it really is that 70% of Americans have thought about molesting a dead horse.
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Feb 19 @ 10:35 PM ET
The irony of it all is that 60% of Canadians cannot find Canada on a map of...........Canada.
- Mentalorgasm5

sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Feb 19 @ 10:36 PM ET
Bet they were pissed. Congrats you guys got a Lahey

*ten minute expletive filled rant*

- Yeti1181

Strict no return policy. He was raised in a cage mostly.
Reveen
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Who's your daddy ?, BC
Joined: 05.25.2011

Feb 19 @ 10:36 PM ET
1. Canada barely beat teams they should have dominated.

2. Canada has too many EGOs, there is no I in team.

3. GO USA!

- cuethenoise

Mentalorgasm5
Buffalo Sabres
Location: "F-" Robert, NY
Joined: 06.29.2007

Feb 19 @ 10:37 PM ET

- Yeti1181

I go to the hospital of free too, the benefits of having a job that pays for my health insurance.
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