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Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Feb 22 @ 5:38 PM ET
goddamnit Henderson.... get your poop together.

Your like the yeti of blogging.

- HouseArrest187

(frank) you buddy (frank) you.
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Feb 22 @ 5:39 PM ET
Last year, then they handed over the longest playoff drought to the oilers.
- Yeti1181

That was a half season, put an asterisk beside that just like Barry Bonds stats. I'm talking this year. Back to the leafs with you yeti.
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Feb 22 @ 5:40 PM ET
(frank) sakes youre not even a real murse yet
- Yeti1181

Never once said I was. Do you even bother to read, or just make up what ya see? There are pills for that too.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 22 @ 5:42 PM ET
Worked till 3am + insomnia = was still awake
- ruttager17

And you just pass out mid conversation with out saying goodnight.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 22 @ 5:43 PM ET
It's Student murse yeti, and why don't I play dress up as your parole officer and pay a cop to walk with me to your front door. How fast would it be before you poop your pants and started flushing the drugs?
- ruttager17


I would eat them all before I flushed them... It would be a hell of a trip.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 22 @ 5:44 PM ET
(frank) you buddy (frank) you.
- Yeti1181

ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Feb 22 @ 5:45 PM ET
And you just pass out mid conversation with out saying goodnight.
- HouseArrest187

Sorry boss. Bought a new laptop yesterday and it died. Plugged it in and went to bed, but felt super guilty bout that and had nightmares all night about fluffy strangling me.
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Feb 22 @ 5:46 PM ET
I would eat them all before I flushed them... It would be a hell of a trip.
- HouseArrest187

Just like that cheech n chong movie and then he is in court and (frank)ed outta his mind? wicked cool. Imma gonna go pop a few percs n gravol right now, in honor of that film.
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Feb 22 @ 5:51 PM ET
That was a half season, put an asterisk beside that just like Barry Bonds stats. I'm talking this year. Back to the leafs with you yeti.
- ruttager17

Ahhhh so that's how the oilers managed to make it all the way to 7 th last, short season . Leafs are currently and have been all year in a playoff spot.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 22 @ 5:51 PM ET
Sorry boss. Bought a new laptop yesterday and it died. Plugged it in and went to bed, but felt super guilty bout that and had nightmares all night about fluffy strangling me.
- ruttager17

good. I waited for hours for you to come back.

Man I just watch an awesome show on anacondas. It was called do or die, basically it shows you what to do if you are full out attacked buy a man eater. Basically YOU would be (frank)ed.
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Feb 22 @ 5:52 PM ET
Never once said I was. Do you even bother to read, or just make up what ya see? There are pills for that too.
- ruttager17

No I knew that I just didn't fit with my post.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 22 @ 5:55 PM ET
Just like that cheech n chong movie and then he is in court and (frank)ed outta his mind? wicked cool. Imma gonna go pop a few percs n gravol right now, in honor of that film.
- ruttager17


ya man, one time I got pulled over and had 16 hits of acid on me. I new I was going to get arrested so I ate them..... Got arrested and spent the night tripping balls in cells... Really fun and horrible at the same time.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 22 @ 5:56 PM ET
Just like that cheech n chong movie and then he is in court and (frank)ed outta his mind? wicked cool. Imma gonna go pop a few percs n gravol right now, in honor of that film.
- ruttager17


How many of each do you take and what's the effect?
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Feb 22 @ 6:08 PM ET
How many of each do you take and what's the effect?
- HouseArrest187

I feel like giving you this info, would be enabling you
Dimenhydrinate or gravol is an opiate potentiator. So instead of you popping a few percs then washing the down with beer, skip the beer and take 2 gravol and one perc, depending on your tolerance of course, but usually if you haven't take them for a while it is a pretty intense relaxatory high, and safer than mixing with alcohol. But I know you are gonna have a beer or 2 so just take it easy
Cptmjl
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.05.2011

Feb 22 @ 6:08 PM ET
Matt Henderson: 5 Things The US Needs To Know About Canada
- Matt_Henderson

Wow. Bit condescending don't you think? Sorry I read your blog.
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Feb 22 @ 6:09 PM ET
Ahhhh so that's how the oilers managed to make it all the way to 7 th last, short season . Leafs are currently and have been all year in a playoff spot.
- Yeti1181

So switch that Edmonton Oilers back to the leafs and stop pretending. You can be a leafs fan when they blow a 4-0 lead in game 7 again.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 22 @ 6:10 PM ET
I feel like giving you this info, would be enabling you
Dimenhydrinate or gravol is an opiate potentiator. So instead of you popping a few percs then washing the down with beer, skip the beer and take 2 gravol and one perc, depending on your tolerance of course, but usually if you haven't take them for a while it is a pretty intense relaxatory high, and safer than mixing with alcohol. But I know you are gonna have a beer or 2 so just take it easy

- ruttager17


Well, if you need me I'll be out purchasing some gravol...
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Feb 22 @ 6:10 PM ET
Wow. Bit condescending don't you think? Sorry I read your blog.
- Cptmjl

Well yeah it would appear that way it the reader was defensive, insecure, and couldn't comprehend the satire.
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Feb 22 @ 6:11 PM ET
Well, if you need me I'll be out purchasing some gravol...
- HouseArrest187

5$ says you have trouble buying it. Assuming it is behind the counter. Better bring your ID with ya.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 22 @ 6:12 PM ET
5$ says you have trouble buying it. Assuming it is behind the counter. Better bring your ID with ya.
- ruttager17

What a good excuse to get it?
Cptmjl
New York Islanders
Joined: 11.05.2011

Feb 22 @ 6:14 PM ET
Well yeah it would appear that way it the reader was defensive, insecure, and couldn't comprehend the satire.
- ruttager17

I got it now thanks. Where is Canada again?
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Feb 22 @ 6:16 PM ET
I got it now thanks. Where is Canada again?
- Cptmjl

Which part? The center of the Universe (Toronto), the part that wants to be their own country (Quebec), the flat part that only has Pilsner which they stole from Alberta, and whose lives revolve around the Riders, and everyone leaves (Suckskatchewan) or the part that is all trees and riots (B.C.-Vancouver)
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 22 @ 6:19 PM ET
Which part? The center of the Universe (Toronto), the part that wants to be their own country (Quebec) or the part that is all trees and riots (B.C.-Vancouver)
- ruttager17

Don't forget the life sucking black hole that is Saskatchewan...
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Feb 22 @ 6:19 PM ET
What a good excuse to get it?
- HouseArrest187

I have never had an issue, my doctor recommended it to me for sleep and a lot of shift workers in health care use that instead of the heavy prescription sleeping pills. Just don't walk up to the counter looking like a burnt out junkie, or a homeless person, I once went to a pharmacy on the Northside of town (an area with a lot of homeless natives) and they wouldn't sell it without ID. Which isn't an issue for a law abiding, upstanding whitey like me
nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013

Feb 22 @ 6:19 PM ET
5$ says you have trouble buying it. Assuming it is behind the counter. Better bring your ID with ya.
- ruttager17

Do they really keep that behind the counter? Its out on the shelf here in Winnipeg.
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