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HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 21 @ 9:42 PM ET
No sh!t. So if we do signs Scrivens for under 3 mil, we should get another 40 start Goalie. Don't know if Bachman is that guy. Maybe Bryz? Halak?
- Jeropotato

Agree. Get a good 1-a/1-b going.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 21 @ 9:43 PM ET
That means he reached level 2 of becoming a oilers goalie. To reach that level the have to either win 5 games for the team or stop 1000 shots or a combo of the two.

First level - get signed as a goalie for a 1yr rental deal - reward= Name stiched onto rental jersey

Second level win 5 games for the team or stop 1000 shots or a combo of the two. reward= Mask Painted

Third Level- Finish the season with a better record than the goalie you replaced
Reward =Contract talks and the fanbase creaming their pants

Fourth level- get us to the Stanley cup playoffs
Reward= multi million dollar contract awarded

Fifth- get us to the SCF's and either win or lose
Reward- Get remembered as the goalie that won or get chased out of town, because lets face it you're only the 2nd best

- nagasadow

Jeropotato
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Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 21 @ 9:43 PM ET

I though today was supposed to be epic for troll battles on HB. I'm largely dissapointed that the majority of the 'Murican douchebags are staying away, and all we have left is the polite, graceful, & cordial citizens of the USA to deal with.
No.
Fun.
At.
All.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 21 @ 9:46 PM ET
I though today was supposed to be epic for troll battles on HB. I'm largely dissapointed that the majority of the 'Murican douchebags are staying away, and all we have left is the polite, graceful, & cordial citizens of the USA to deal with.
No.
Fun.
At.
All.

- Jeropotato

I know right. After all that smack talk they all puss out.
Jeropotato
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Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 21 @ 9:52 PM ET
I know right. After all that smack talk they all puss out.
- HouseArrest187


That's okay, I can always go visit the Sabres thread to rub it in to Jkc3953 and cheeseballin, or the Rangers thread to see if Rangerdanger94 is still full of bravado.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 21 @ 9:55 PM ET
That's okay, I can always go visit the Sabres thread to rub it in to Jkc3953 and cheeseballin, or the Rangers thread to see if Rangerdanger94 is still full of bravado.
- Jeropotato

rangerdanger is a wiener.
Jeropotato
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Feb 21 @ 10:04 PM ET
rangerdanger is a wiener.
- HouseArrest187


Seems accurate.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 21 @ 10:08 PM ET
Seems accurate.
- Jeropotato

so what's on the agenda for tonight... Now that ripping on yanks is out?
Jeropotato
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Feb 21 @ 10:10 PM ET
so what's on the agenda for tonight... Now that ripping on yanks is out?
- HouseArrest187


Not much. Went to the Tattoo parlor for a consultation, got groceries.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 21 @ 10:11 PM ET
Not much. Went to the Tattoo parlor for a consultation, got groceries.
- Jeropotato

Nice. I got groceries too... Mostly beer.
Reveen
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Who's your daddy ?, BC
Joined: 05.25.2011

Feb 21 @ 10:15 PM ET
Not much. Went to the Tattoo parlor for a consultation, got groceries.
- Jeropotato


You should try one of these



Jeropotato
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Edmonton Oilers
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Feb 21 @ 10:17 PM ET
You should try one of these




- Reveen


I'll pass...
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 21 @ 10:17 PM ET
You should try one of these




- Reveen

the bottom one is awesome.
Reveen
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Who's your daddy ?, BC
Joined: 05.25.2011

Feb 21 @ 10:20 PM ET
I'll pass...
- Jeropotato

HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 21 @ 10:24 PM ET

- Reveen

Or any of these...

http://www.thechobble.com...ght-not-like-as-much.html
Jeropotato
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Edmonton Oilers
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Feb 21 @ 10:24 PM ET

- Reveen


Still no. The artist is pretty cute and has HUMUNGOUS BIG Jugs too. Not that it matters, just saying.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 21 @ 10:27 PM ET
Still no. The artist is pretty cute and has HUMUNGOUS BIG Jugs too. Not that it matters, just saying.
- Jeropotato


You should hit that poop.
Reveen
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Who's your daddy ?, BC
Joined: 05.25.2011

Feb 21 @ 10:27 PM ET
Still no. The artist is pretty cute and has HUMUNGOUS BIG Jugs too. Not that it matters, just saying.
- Jeropotato


I have a feeling the only way she is going to touch your junk is if you get a tat on it....
Jeropotato
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Edmonton Oilers
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Feb 21 @ 10:30 PM ET
Or any of these...

http://www.thechobble.com...ght-not-like-as-much.html

- HouseArrest187


Yeah, some of those aint bad. I especially like the p ussy eater one.
Jeropotato
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Edmonton Oilers
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Feb 21 @ 10:31 PM ET
I have a feeling the only way she is going to touch your junk is if you get a tat on it....
- Reveen


Probably. Just saying ,I have the penis control of a 13 year old, I don't want to embarrass myself.
Reveen
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Who's your daddy ?, BC
Joined: 05.25.2011

Feb 21 @ 10:32 PM ET
Probably. Just saying ,I have the penis control of a 13 year old, I don't want to embarrass myself.
- Jeropotato

http://s3-live.tapcdn.com...0/hahaha-penis-tattoo.jpg
Jeropotato
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Edmonton Oilers
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Feb 21 @ 10:33 PM ET

Anyone read this article last week?
http://www.thefourthperio...com/trade_deadline/top25/
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 21 @ 10:33 PM ET
http://s3-live.tapcdn.com/images/tap/e/e/8/4/2/42c/b29/480x480/hahaha-penis-tattoo.jpg
- Reveen


Classy.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 21 @ 10:36 PM ET
http://s3-live.tapcdn.com/images/tap/e/e/8/4/2/42c/b29/480x480/hahaha-penis-tattoo.jpg
- Reveen

Reveen
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Who's your daddy ?, BC
Joined: 05.25.2011

Feb 21 @ 10:39 PM ET
Anyone read this article last week?
http://www.thefourthperio...com/trade_deadline/top25/

- Jeropotato


I'm a little curious as to why Eberle is on that list.
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