Because she's a stupid b1tch... I don't think I'm cut out to work for others... At least not women. It took everything I had today not to tell her to STFU and make me a sandwich.
- laughs2907

you should have smacked that female dog. What happened?

you should have smacked that female dog. What happened?
- HouseArrest187

Dropped on her head as a child?

Dropped on her head as a child?
- laughs2907

I see.

Because she's a stupid b1tch... I don't think I'm cut out to work for others... At least not women. It took everything I had today not to tell her to STFU and make me a sandwich.
- laughs2907

Was a pretty boring game anyways.

Was a pretty boring game anyways.
- ruttager17

- laughs2907

Thats an awesome (frank)ing mask.

Thats an awesome (frank)ing mask.
- HouseArrest187

Awesome everything.

Thats an awesome (frank)ing mask.
- HouseArrest187

Can we still do that reality TV thing?

Awesome everything.
- Yeti1181

Agree. Looks like he may be sticking around for a while.

Can we still do that reality TV thing?
- laughs2907

Yes... yes we can.

Yes... yes we can.
- HouseArrest187

Agree. Looks like he may be sticking around for a while.
- HouseArrest187

Let bryz walk bring up Bachman to back up?

Let bryz walk bring up Bachman to back up?
- Yeti1181

That or sign an A-1.

Klefbom got his first AHL goal tonight

Klefbom got his first AHL goal tonight
- MaximumBone

5 year 20 mill extention.

5 year 20 mill extention.
- HouseArrest187

Exactly what I was thinking

That or sign an A-1.
- HouseArrest187

I'm not sure what steak sauce has to do with it.

I'm not sure what steak sauce has to do with it.
- Yeti1181

Bullseye is better.

- laughs2907

Hay laughs.

Thats an awesome (frank)ing mask.
- HouseArrest187

Does that mean he's negotiating a contract?

Because she's a stupid b1tch... I don't think I'm cut out to work for others... At least not women. It took everything I had today not to tell her to STFU and make me a sandwich.
- laughs2907

Does that mean he's negotiating a contract?
- Jeropotato

That means he reached level 2 of becoming a oilers goalie. To reach that level the have to either win 5 games for the team or stop 1000 shots or a combo of the two.

First level - get signed as a goalie for a 1yr rental deal - reward= Name stiched onto rental jersey

Second level win 5 games for the team or stop 1000 shots or a combo of the two. reward= Mask Painted

Third Level- Finish the season with a better record than the goalie you replaced
Reward =Contract talks and the fanbase creaming their pants

Fourth level- get us to the Stanley cup playoffs
Reward= multi million dollar contract awarded

Fifth- get us to the SCF's and either win or lose
Reward- Get remembered as the goalie that won or get chased out of town, because lets face it you're only the 2nd best

That means he reached level 2 of becoming a oilers goalie. To reach that level the have to either win 5 games for the team or stop 1000 shots or a combo of the two
- nagasadow

No sh!t. So if we do signs Scrivens for under 3 mil, we should get another 40 start Goalie. Don't know if Bachman is that guy. Maybe Bryz? Halak?

Does that mean he's negotiating a contract?
- Jeropotato

Sure hope so.

Sure hope so.
- HouseArrest187

see my levels of becoming a oilers goalie