Hey guys just remember USA won Bieber

Hey guys just remember USA won Bieber
- nagasadow

Nice...

Hey guys just remember USA won Bieber
- nagasadow

that would explain why I was so nervous the whole game, nobody wants him!

Hey guys just remember USA won Bieber
- nagasadow

Thank (frank)ing god!

False. I'm an Oilers fan, aren't I?
- MaximumBone

I knew I loved you for a reason.

that would explain why I was so nervous the whole game, nobody wants him!
- ChetManly

I kept taking my pulse in the third period. With 3 mins to go, it reached 110bpm just sitting watching from my couch. I would like to say I was masturbating more vigorously than laughs does when his sister gets into the shower, but sadly, was just sitting here.

Did you all see Ralphie Kruger?
- Jeropotato

He's working for team canada isn't he? He was there against Latvia as well.

I kept taking my pulse in the third period. With 3 mins to go, it reached 110bpm just sitting watching from my couch. I would like to say I was masturbating more vigorously than laughs does when his sister gets into the shower, but sadly, was just sitting here.
- ruttager17

that's kinda high isn't it?

I kept taking my pulse in the third period. With 3 mins to go, it reached 110bpm just sitting watching from my couch. I would like to say I was masturbating more vigorously than laughs does when his sister gets into the shower, but sadly, was just sitting here.
- ruttager17

You probably should get a really health care person to check you out.

He's working for team canada isn't he? He was there against Latvia as well.
- Lahey

Special adviser. Makes sense with all his Euro experience. I wonder if the handshakes went like "Good Job Steve, Thanks Bob, (frank) you Kevin, congrats Kenny..."

You probably should get a really health care person to check you out.
- Lahey

Wtf is a really health care person? You might wanna get checked out yourself lahey.

that's kinda high isn't it?
- HouseArrest187

If it were like that all the time sitting around, should probably get myself on some beta blockers, stat. Not one true Canadian fan can say that their HR was not elevated, sitting and watching this game.

If it were like that all the time sitting around, should probably get myself on some beta blockers, stat. Not one true Canadian fan can say that their HR was not elevated, sitting and watching this game.
- ruttager17

I don't know. I wasnt very concerned at all by the middle of the 2nd.

@Dater's butt must be hurting about now

Hopefully they never reproduce together

I kept taking my pulse in the third period. With 3 mins to go, it reached 110bpm just sitting watching from my couch. I would like to say I was masturbating more vigorously than laughs does when his sister gets into the shower, but sadly, was just sitting here.
- ruttager17

I was checking mine too, 0bpm though.

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- nagasadow

Omfg yes.

Late to the party but regardless of who won that was an amazing display of hockey.

I hate my boss!

I hate my boss!
- laughs2907

Why? Didnt let you watch the game.

I hate my boss!
- laughs2907

We can fix that

We can fix that
- nagasadow

Sounds shady... im In.

Why? Didnt let you watch the game.
- HouseArrest187

Because she's a stupid b1tch... I don't think I'm cut out to work for others... At least not women. It took everything I had today not to tell her to STFU and make me a sandwich.