Yeah, it's hard for me to relate as well. My favorite Christians are the hateful, unforgiving ones, that say "I'm Christian. I have high morals".
- Jeropotato

Peace be with you unless you don't follow my religion then we have aproblem.

Alberta? Better known as gods country?


- Iggysbff

God is American. He can afford motors for his boats.

God is American. He can afford motors for his boats.
- Potash4prez

Guys I get it, Canada was build on hockey. That's why it's their national sport. Just about the only thing useful that they have been able to produce over the last century is a couple billion barrels of oil and a few good hockey players. At least we have been able to import one of the two. Now that the United States, a country who holds pansey sports like Lacrosse with higher regard, is going to bring this entire nation to its knees on Friday, you all just can't stand it. You guys have 28 hours and change to hold yourself to the highest of hockey standards in the world. But when you walk into Tim Hortons and ask someone the score, youll know just by the tears in their eyes that the day of reckoning is coming.

I read 24 pages of this before giving up.

God is American. He can afford motors for his boats.
- Potash4prez

We can tell. They're all stolen.

Yeah, Rush, our greatest import ever, bar none , probably don't appeal to that demographic.



And if any of my fellow Canadians want to dispute my claim that Rush is the greatest band to come out of Canada, they can swiftly go (frank) themselves .
- Jeropotato

That sucks, because rush blows. I think celine dion is better.

That sucks, because rush blows. I think celine dion is better.
- mjh609

At least Celine can sing. Geddy Lee is a good bass player and has a good range, but his voice sucks.

Peace be with you unless you don't follow my religion then we have aproblem.
- Yeti1181

You changed your location!

Garth... is from Canada...

Also, thanks for making my morning fantastic.

Canadian Seed - #3.
USA Seed - #2.
- jkc3953

so does that mean that Sweden > USA? that's some pretty awesome logic you have there

You're just lucky we don't roll up there and take over Canada and use up all your oil. Hell, I think your Navy is in a museum somewhere.

However, keep producing the Maple Syrup. Big fan!

I assume everyone is reveen in some form.
- Yeti1181

Yes, I am his father

Yeah, but I live in the USA, therefore I win automatically.
- jkc3953

USA doesn't even make my top 10 places in the world I'd like to live. Are you (frank)ing kidding me? Like I want to walk around everywhere with a bullet proof vest on and no healthcare, no jobs, extremely high poverty line and a lower standard of living? Give me a break.

Unless its Olympic hockey gold. or waistline. or graduating classes. or...
- sanfordnson

or healthcare, or unemployment rates, or mass homicides, or violent crimes, or poverty lines. But they do have honey boo boo and the cast of Jersey shore, I'm sure they consider that a win.

USA doesn't even make my top 10 places in the world I'd like to live. Are you (frank)ing kidding me? Like I want to walk around everywhere with a bullet proof vest on and no healthcare, no jobs, extremely high poverty line and a lower standard of living? Give me a break.
- SpoiledByOil

yea well, it's cold in Canada, and you STILL HAVE GARTH!!

USA doesn't even make my top 10 places in the world I'd like to live. Are you (frank)ing kidding me? Like I want to walk around everywhere with a bullet proof vest on and no healthcare, no jobs, extremely high poverty line and a lower standard of living? Give me a break.
- SpoiledByOil

Yes because all 3.79 square miles of the United States perfectly fits that description.

This was by the far the most annoying point ever made today. YOU CAN'T REVIEW A PLAY AND REWARD A PENALTY SHOT.

The commentators and coaches are just absolutely idiotic for bringing it up. Shows the lack of knowledge of some people. It can't be reviewed in the Olympics, NHL, or any league. Was it a penalty shot? Of course. Can you review it? Nope. Therefore, no penalty shot.
- jkc3953

You're just all kinds of smart aren't you? Everyone knows that genius, what you seem to be too stupid to comprehend, is that everyone was saying the ref was standing 2 feet away, directly over the action, seeing EVERYTHING, and there's no reason why he should have missed that obvious call. Are you really this slow?

Yes because all 3.79 square miles of the United States perfectly fits that description.
- nookie649

The majority does, You will never in your life meet someone from Canada who would rather live in the States, The states is a joke to every other developed country in the world. Like I want to send my kids to public schools so they can learn about young earth creationism

USA doesn't even make my top 10 places in the world I'd like to live. Are you (frank)ing kidding me? Like I want to walk around everywhere with a bullet proof vest on and no healthcare, no jobs, extremely high poverty line and a lower standard of living? Give me a break.
- SpoiledByOil

Hey chief....regardless of what the fat slob Michael Moore tells you, you pay for that health care through your $50 case of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Enjoy when you blow out your knee and have to wait 7 months to get it operated on.

Nobody should own an AR-15. IF the USA took away welfare and forced those to take drug tests or to work say....a toll booth to earn their check, you'd be shocked how quickly that would turn around....Sadly, half of country just votes based on what Tom Cruise and the rest of Hollywood says.

How did those superstars do against a no-name Latvian team? Can barely beat a bunch of scrubs, let alone a team full of NHL players who are playing better than YOUR team of all-stars.
- jkc3953

They outshot them 57-16 and had possession of the puck for 90% of the game, are you too dumb to realize what a hot goalie can do? That's the only reason you guys even won silver last time so I figured you'd understand. Can't fix stupid though.

The majority does, You will never in your life meet someone from Canada who would rather live in the States, The states is a joke to every other developed country in the world. Like I want to send my kids to public schools so they can learn about young earth creationism
- SpoiledByOil

Well....go visit Florida and ask your brothern to pack up their crap and move back to fine the world of Edmonton, Alberta. So nice, that Mrs. Pronger cried, pleaded, and begged her husband to get traded out of that hell hole.

that's AFTER they made a game 7 of a cup final.

At least you got the 80s to reflect back on......and Billy Ranford.

Hey chief....regardless of what the fat slob Michael Moore tells you, you pay for that health care through your $50 case of Pabst Blue Ribbon. Enjoy when you blow out your knee and have to wait 7 months to get it operated on.

Nobody should own an AR-15. IF the USA took away welfare and forced those to take drug tests or to work say....a toll booth to earn their check, you'd be shocked how quickly that would turn around....Sadly, half of country just votes based on what Tom Cruise and the rest of Hollywood says.
- SteveRain

did I say I didn't pay for my healthcare? 7 months for a blown out knee? Are you trying to be serious here? In my life time I've had 3 operations, all of which would of cost me well over $300,000 in the states, easily. You know how long I had to wait for my 1st operation? About an hour.

Well....go visit Florida and ask your brothern to pack up their crap and move back to fine the world of Edmonton, Alberta. So nice, that Mrs. Pronger cried, pleaded, and begged her husband to get traded out of that hell hole.

that's AFTER they made a game 7 of a cup final.

At least you got the 80s to reflect back on......and Billy Ranford.
- SteveRain

Who gives a (frank) about Mrs. Pronger? Nice insult, I'm so ashamed.

did I say I didn't pay for my healthcare? 7 months for a blown out knee? Are you trying to be serious here? In my life time I've had 3 operations, all of which would of cost me well over $300,000 in the states, easily. You know how long I had to wait for my 1st operation? About an hour.
- SpoiledByOil

I'll call BS on that. No way. Not unless it was life threatening.