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rangerdanger94
New York Rangers
Location: NY
Joined: 05.23.2010

Feb 20 @ 12:42 AM ET
Mmm what city do you think I live in?
- sanfordnson

any canadian city
Elbows15
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: I was going to do the math on this but I don't think it will help., IL
Joined: 08.04.2013

Feb 20 @ 12:42 AM ET
You need a lot less Canadian beer to get drunk though.
- sanfordnson


That is you assuming I drink Millers or Buds. We have a poopload of micro brews here.
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Feb 20 @ 12:42 AM ET
any canadian city
- rangerdanger94

Yeah hey great talking with you.
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Feb 20 @ 12:43 AM ET
That is you assuming I drink Millers or Buds. We have a poopload of micro brews here.
- Elbows15

point conceded.
rangerdanger94
New York Rangers
Location: NY
Joined: 05.23.2010

Feb 20 @ 12:43 AM ET
Edmonton is ok. Its your typical DFF town with a hockey team. DFF is what they do... Drink, Fight, and Fornicate, and not necessarily in that order.

A company I used to work for had an office there. The ladies were VERY friendly. They were probably cold though

- wizardofi

eskimos don't really have much else to do besides bang. it's the same with hasidic jews here.
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Feb 20 @ 12:44 AM ET
Edmonton is ok. Its your typical DFF town with a hockey team. DFF is what they do... Drink, Fight, and Fornicate, and not necessarily in that order.

A company I used to work for had an office there. The ladies were VERY friendly. They were probably cold though

- wizardofi

Has one of the largest continuous green spaces in any north american city. A poop tonne of summer festivals and the downtown revitalization is a full speed go. Edmonton isnt nearly as bad as people think.

Still, Im happier not to live there.
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Feb 20 @ 12:45 AM ET
eskimos don't really have much else to do besides bang. it's the same with hasidic jews here.
- rangerdanger94

They're not called eskimos.
rangerdanger94
New York Rangers
Location: NY
Joined: 05.23.2010

Feb 20 @ 12:47 AM ET
They're not called eskimos.
- sanfordnson

there's no need to complicate things. if you live in the frozen tundra and ice fish for fun, you're an eskimo.
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Feb 20 @ 12:49 AM ET
there's no need to complicate things. if you live in the frozen tundra and ice fish for fun, you're an eskimo.
- rangerdanger94

Inuit. The tundra is thousands of km north of Edmonton. Who doesnt like ice fishing? Ive ice fished with guys from Florida before and they loved it.
Mentalorgasm5
Buffalo Sabres
Location: "F-" Robert, NY
Joined: 06.29.2007

Feb 20 @ 12:49 AM ET

- TheNugeIsHuge

how dare you use my favorite tv against me
Iggysbff
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Peter Chiarelli is a fking moron, Calgary, AB
Joined: 07.12.2012

Feb 20 @ 12:50 AM ET
there's no need to complicate things. if you live in the frozen tundra and ice fish for fun, you're an eskimo.
- rangerdanger94





Oh good lord....


Bye.
As_I_See_It
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 02.28.2011

Feb 20 @ 12:52 AM ET
eskimos don't really have much else to do besides bang. it's the same with hasidic jews here.
- rangerdanger94

Oh oh, looks like they've brought in the brain trust.

Sorry, we don't speak inbred.

Run along, pusscake!
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 20 @ 12:52 AM ET
It's ok... I'm back.
dprice818
Los Angeles Kings
Location: CA
Joined: 08.16.2011

Feb 20 @ 12:53 AM ET
American women are a lot of fun when they are abroad They get better servicing when hanging out with the Canadians.
- wizardofi

I met some lovely Canadian flight attendants that were committed to good service, :while working in Hawaii while back. They were better than most American woman I've met. Gave me new love for Canada (aside from the beer........big fan of Canadian beer)
rangerdanger94
New York Rangers
Location: NY
Joined: 05.23.2010

Feb 20 @ 12:53 AM ET




Oh good lord....


Bye.

- Iggysbff

unnuaqhatkut
rangerdanger94
New York Rangers
Location: NY
Joined: 05.23.2010

Feb 20 @ 12:54 AM ET
Inuit. The tundra is thousands of km north of Edmonton. Who doesnt like ice fishing? Ive ice fished with guys from Florida before and they loved it.
- sanfordnson

km? LOLOLOL
wizardofi
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Maple Ridge, BC
Joined: 04.17.2011

Feb 20 @ 12:54 AM ET
I met some lovely Canadian flight attendants that were committed to good service, :while working in Hawaii while back. They were better than most American woman I've met. Gave me new love for Canada (aside from the beer........big fan of Canadian beer)
- dprice818


Cold winters make for warmer women
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 20 @ 12:56 AM ET
there's no need to complicate things. if you live in the frozen tundra and ice fish for fun, you're an eskimo.
- rangerdanger94

Is my brain suppose to cry when you speak?
TheNugeIsHuge
Edmonton Oilers
Location: McJesus, AB
Joined: 01.09.2013

Feb 20 @ 12:56 AM ET
how dare you use my favorite tv against me
- Mentalorgasm5


Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Feb 20 @ 12:57 AM ET
Is my brain suppose to cry when you speak?
- HouseArrest187

That just might be the fact your 1st cousin is your mother.
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Feb 20 @ 12:57 AM ET
km? LOLOLOL
- rangerdanger94

Yep. MURICA.

Representing your country fine.
TheNugeIsHuge
Edmonton Oilers
Location: McJesus, AB
Joined: 01.09.2013

Feb 20 @ 12:57 AM ET
how dare you use my favorite tv against me
- Mentalorgasm5


TheNugeIsHuge
Edmonton Oilers
Location: McJesus, AB
Joined: 01.09.2013

Feb 20 @ 12:58 AM ET
I'm frightened by the amount of these on the internet
rangerdanger94
New York Rangers
Location: NY
Joined: 05.23.2010

Feb 20 @ 12:58 AM ET

- TheNugeIsHuge

troll
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Feb 20 @ 12:58 AM ET
That just might be the fact your 1st cousin is your mother.
- Yeti1181

And you should die of aids in a fire...
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