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Cheeseballin
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Rochester, NY
Joined: 07.05.2011

Feb 19 @ 11:50 PM ET
he was executed for his role on that dark day.

We dont consider Vancouver to be part of Canada.

- sanfordnson

Elbows15
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: I was going to do the math on this but I don't think it will help., IL
Joined: 08.04.2013

Feb 19 @ 11:50 PM ET
he was executed for his role on that dark day.

We dont consider Vancouver to be part of Canada.

- sanfordnson

We feel the same about Detroit. Doesn't work unfortunately.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 19 @ 11:50 PM ET

- Cheeseballin



Yeah, well, I guess we just can't compete with Wal-Mart.
Elbows15
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: I was going to do the math on this but I don't think it will help., IL
Joined: 08.04.2013

Feb 19 @ 11:51 PM ET
Loser.

L-O-S-E-R.

No idea what a looser is.

- Jeropotato

According to Yeti. Your Mom.

Did I do that right Yeti?
Elbows15
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: I was going to do the math on this but I don't think it will help., IL
Joined: 08.04.2013

Feb 19 @ 11:52 PM ET
See edit
- Yeti1181

Oh in that case.

You're welcome.
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Feb 19 @ 11:52 PM ET
According to Yeti. Your Mom.

Did I do that right Yeti?

- Elbows15

Subtle but it works.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 19 @ 11:52 PM ET
According to Yeti. Your Mom.

Did I do that right Yeti?

- Elbows15


Pretty sure my Mom is haired up and healed over...but I wouldn't know for sure.
Iggysbff
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Peter Chiarelli is a fking moron, Calgary, AB
Joined: 07.12.2012

Feb 19 @ 11:53 PM ET
According to Yeti. Your Mom.

Did I do that right Yeti?

- Elbows15

Elbows15
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: I was going to do the math on this but I don't think it will help., IL
Joined: 08.04.2013

Feb 19 @ 11:54 PM ET
Same $hit different pile... we are still part of the British commonwealth. If you want to get technical is was those shifty savages that beat Murica.
- Reveen


I don't think the British consider the War of 1812 a victory. Though, they may as misguided as those tea sucking inbreds are.
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Feb 19 @ 11:54 PM ET
Yeah, well, I guess we just can't compete with Wal-Mart.
- Jeropotato

I think Wal-Mart has actually taken over the US as well.

Weirdest sight ever: going throught the airport in Oaxaca...and seeing a parade of newly trained Mexican Wal-Mart employees dancing to the spanish Achy-Breaky Heart. One of the few times in my life that I just didnt have the words.
Cheeseballin
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Rochester, NY
Joined: 07.05.2011

Feb 19 @ 11:57 PM ET

- Iggysbff


Elbows15
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: I was going to do the math on this but I don't think it will help., IL
Joined: 08.04.2013

Feb 19 @ 11:57 PM ET

- Iggysbff



Wow, you really whipped out the heavy guns, huh? The metric system? How will I ever recover? Oh, right. Who cares about the metric system? People who get confused easily.
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Feb 19 @ 11:58 PM ET
Wow, you really whipped out the heavy guns, huh? The metric system? How will I ever recover? Oh, right. Who cares about the metric system? People who get confused easily.
- Elbows15

You have to admit it really is a lot more logical.

Admittedly, I still give my height in feet and inches and my weight in pounds.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 19 @ 11:59 PM ET
I think Wal-Mart has actually taken over the US as well.

Weirdest sight ever: going throught the airport in Oaxaca...and seeing a parade of newly trained Mexican Wal-Mart employees dancing to the spanish Achy-Breaky Heart. One of the few times in my life that I just didnt have the words.

- sanfordnson


If I articulated my thoughts of the people I saw in the Houston airport, I would be banned from Hockey Buzz for life.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 20 @ 12:00 AM ET
Wow, you really whipped out the heavy guns, huh? The metric system? How will I ever recover? Oh, right. Who cares about the metric system? People who get confused easily.
- Elbows15


Haha...most 'Muricans don't understand Imperial either.
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Feb 20 @ 12:00 AM ET

- Cheeseballin

I watch major news outlets of any source in either country for comedy purposes only. One of my favorite things is to watch O'Reilly and Maddow one right after the other. Its better than smoking a joint.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 20 @ 12:01 AM ET
You have to admit it really is a lot more logical.

Admittedly, I still give my height in feet and inches and my weight in pounds.

- sanfordnson


I think most of us do. I used to buy grass by grams and ounces though.
Iggysbff
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Peter Chiarelli is a fking moron, Calgary, AB
Joined: 07.12.2012

Feb 20 @ 12:02 AM ET
Wow, you really whipped out the heavy guns, huh? The metric system? How will I ever recover? Oh, right. Who cares about the metric system? People who get confused easily.
- Elbows15

Cheeseballin
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Rochester, NY
Joined: 07.05.2011

Feb 20 @ 12:02 AM ET
I watch major news outlets of any source in either country for comedy purposes only. One of my favorite things is to watch O'Reilly and Maddow one right after the other. Its better than smoking a joint.
- sanfordnson


HAHA. The amount of garbage that comes out of FOX and MSNBC is hilarious. Glen Beck was one of the funniest wack jobs ever.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 20 @ 12:03 AM ET
I watch major news outlets of any source in either country for comedy purposes only. One of my favorite things is to watch O'Reilly and Maddow one right after the other. Its better than smoking a joint.
- sanfordnson


Who's that one crotch that pounces on every sensational story with vim and vigor? Nancy Grace? Now there is a wonderful American.
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Feb 20 @ 12:03 AM ET
If I articulated my thoughts of the people I saw in the Houston airport, I would be banned from Hockey Buzz for life.
- Jeropotato

I just kept silent and eyes down in Dallas once I realized I was a minority.
nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013

Feb 20 @ 12:05 AM ET
I watch major news outlets of any source in either country for comedy purposes only. One of my favorite things is to watch O'Reilly and Maddow one right after the other. Its better than smoking a joint.
- sanfordnson

You must not be smoking that BC bud then.
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Feb 20 @ 12:05 AM ET
Who's that one crotch that pounces on every sensational story with vim and vigor? Nancy Grace? Now there is a wonderful American.
- Jeropotato

She just fills me with a deep rage. I cant watch for more than literally a minute or two without my fists clenching.
sanfordnson
Edmonton Oilers
Location: BiggButtz
Joined: 03.11.2010

Feb 20 @ 12:06 AM ET
You must not be smoking that BC bud then.
- nated81

I dont at all anymore. I make way too much money to lose it over weed.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 20 @ 12:07 AM ET
I just kept silent and eyes down in Dallas once I realized I was a minority.
- sanfordnson


Holy smokes are those people loud! Why in the hell do they have to butcher the English at such a voulume. Also, how hard is it to pronounce the word "Ask"? How does A-S-K spell Axe?
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