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MaximumBone
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 06.15.2012

Feb 19 @ 12:39 AM ET
Yeah, I find most domestic beers like Molson, Kokanee, Pil, and Bud all taste terrible and give me brutal hangovers. Same as light beer, though I piss most of it out before I get a good buzz.
My top 10 go to beers.

10. Kilkenny
9. Keith's Pale Ale (Green)
8. O.V.
7.Keith's White
6. Big Rock Traditional Ale
5.Boddingtons
4.Teuborg
3.Steamwhistle
2.Carlsberg
1.Guiness

- Jeropotato

(frank). Yes!
nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013

Feb 19 @ 12:40 AM ET
Of course they were, stud.
- Jeropotato

There has to be one stud in every group, right? For real though, my buddies also banged their fair share of hot chicks too.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 19 @ 12:40 AM ET
Sometimes you find out the crazy afterwards though.
- nated81


Yeah, and sometimes you already know and figure you'll just take your chances for a shot at the honey hole. Usually a mistake.
nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013

Feb 19 @ 12:42 AM ET
Yeah, and sometimes you already know and figure you'll just take your chances for a shot at the honey hole. Usually a mistake.
- Jeropotato

Ain't that the truth.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 19 @ 12:42 AM ET
There has to be one stud in every group, right? For real though, my buddies also banged their fair share of hot chicks too.
- nated81


I'm pretty sure you had to slay a dragon yourself before.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 19 @ 12:43 AM ET
(frank). Yes!
- MaximumBone


I see you decided to join the men in conversation.
nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013

Feb 19 @ 12:44 AM ET
I'm pretty sure you had to slay a dragon yourself before.
- Jeropotato

It's all part of being a good wing man.
nayefj
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Colorado/Qatif, Saudi Arabia/القطيف
Joined: 02.04.2010

Feb 19 @ 12:45 AM ET
Banging crazy chicks can be awesome. It's all the bullsh!t after I can't handle.
- Jeropotato


Exactly. My best friend's ex told me she liked me before they were together. She has some undiagnosed personality disorder, in my non-expert opinion. Killer body, face plain, but eyes just screamed of straight jackets. She's also one of the stupidest people I've ever met.

Because of her potential disorder, she's very unsociable and when she dated my friend she only saw him and I only saw her and I was the third wheel, which she didn't mind because she liked me.

After breaking things off, she still wanted to be friends with him again, yet she was trying to start a relationship with me, or at least (frank) me, all at the same time. Then she made half-a-joke regarding a threesome with me and my friend.

In the end I had to stop replying to her after yet again trying to get me to (frank) her. She's still in town after dropping out from school because she did nursing and gave a patient the wrong dosage of meds. I wish she'd go back to Washington state, but she's too (frank)ing poor to leave here. Now she works at Starbucks and I can't go there.

Though who needs (frank)ing Starbucks with Tim Hortons in town?
MaximumBone
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 06.15.2012

Feb 19 @ 12:46 AM ET
I see you decided to join the men in conversation.
- Jeropotato

I'm sorry! I just got back from road hockey
deks1
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 02.13.2012

Feb 19 @ 12:46 AM ET
Exactly. My best friend's ex told me she liked me before they were together. She has some undiagnosed personality disorder, in my non-expert opinion. Killer body, face plain, but eyes just screamed of straight jackets. She's also one of the stupidest people I've ever met.

Because of her potential disorder, she's very unsociable and when she dated my friend she only saw him and I only saw her and I was the third wheel, which she didn't mind because she liked me.

After breaking things off, she still wanted to be friends with him again, yet she was trying to start a relationship with me, or at least (frank) me, all at the same time. Then she made half-a-joke regarding a threesome with me and my friend.

In the end I had to stop replying to her after yet again trying to get me to (frank) her. She's still in town after dropping out from school because she did nursing and gave a patient the wrong dosage of meds. I wish she'd go back to Washington state, but she's too (frank)ing poor to leave here. Now she works at Starbucks and I can't go there.

Though who needs (frank)ing Starbucks with Tim Hortons in town?

- nayefj


you should just (frank) her.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 19 @ 12:48 AM ET
Exactly. My best friend's ex told me she liked me before they were together. She has some undiagnosed personality disorder, in my non-expert opinion. Killer body, face plain, but eyes just screamed of straight jackets. She's also one of the stupidest people I've ever met.

Because of her potential disorder, she's very unsociable and when she dated my friend she only saw him and I only saw her and I was the third wheel, which she didn't mind because she liked me.

After breaking things off, she still wanted to be friends with him again, yet she was trying to start a relationship with me, or at least (frank) me, all at the same time. Then she made half-a-joke regarding a threesome with me and my friend.

In the end I had to stop replying to her after yet again trying to get me to (frank) her. She's still in town after dropping out from school because she did nursing and gave a patient the wrong dosage of meds. I wish she'd go back to Washington state, but she's too (frank)ing poor to leave here. Now she works at Starbucks and I can't go there.

Though who needs (frank)ing Starbucks with Tim Hortons in town?

- nayefj


If you ever post a story long that long again it better end with you banging her. Very, VERY, disappointing.
nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013

Feb 19 @ 12:49 AM ET
If you ever post a story long that long again it better end with you banging her. Very, VERY, disappointing.
- Jeropotato

You read more than four lines?
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 19 @ 12:49 AM ET
I'm sorry! I just got back from giving road head
- MaximumBone



Keep that sh!t to yourself, son!
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 19 @ 12:49 AM ET
you should just (frank) her.
- deks1

nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013

Feb 19 @ 12:49 AM ET
I'm sorry! I just got back from road hockey
- MaximumBone

You still haven't had that talk with your dad, eh.
MaximumBone
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 06.15.2012

Feb 19 @ 12:50 AM ET
Exactly. My best friend's ex told me she liked me before they were together. She has some undiagnosed personality disorder, in my non-expert opinion. Killer body, face plain, but eyes just screamed of straight jackets. She's also one of the stupidest people I've ever met.

Because of her potential disorder, she's very unsociable and when she dated my friend she only saw him and I only saw her and I was the third wheel, which she didn't mind because she liked me.

After breaking things off, she still wanted to be friends with him again, yet she was trying to start a relationship with me, or at least (frank) me, all at the same time. Then she made half-a-joke regarding a threesome with me and my friend.

In the end I had to stop replying to her after yet again trying to get me to (frank) her. She's still in town after dropping out from school because she did nursing and gave a patient the wrong dosage of meds. I wish she'd go back to Washington state, but she's too (frank)ing poor to leave here. Now she works at Starbucks and I can't go there.

Though who needs (frank)ing Starbucks with Tim Hortons in town?

- nayefj

Downvote for lack of intercourse in the conclusion.
MaximumBone
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 06.15.2012

Feb 19 @ 12:51 AM ET
You still haven't had that talk with your dad, eh.
- nated81

No rollerblades this time, I promise
nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013

Feb 19 @ 12:53 AM ET
No rollerblades this time, I promise
- MaximumBone

Hey, look at that, you are learning.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 19 @ 12:55 AM ET
Downvote for lack of intercourse in the conclusion.
- MaximumBone


100% Bubba.

No one gives a flying (frank) about a guy who avoided (frank)ing a crazy chick. Just like no one cares about avoiding getting in a scrap, avoiding a wicked car crash, etc.....it simply does not make good copy.
nayefj
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Colorado/Qatif, Saudi Arabia/القطيف
Joined: 02.04.2010

Feb 19 @ 12:57 AM ET
you should just (frank) her.
- deks1


Well I considered that. But there was the fact that not only was she pursuing me, she also went after my friend's friends and it was borderline stalking. Our friend was so uncomfortable that she wanted to call the cops on her at some point.

Also unlike you guys, I'm not taking advantage of a chick who has a range of emotional and mental unwellness. This is a chick who absolutely has no friends and no way to deal with people. Why trick her into thinking I actually like her then discard her? The only favor I can do her is to not exacerbate her problems.

Plus she's a stalker so (frank) that poop.
nayefj
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Colorado/Qatif, Saudi Arabia/القطيف
Joined: 02.04.2010

Feb 19 @ 12:59 AM ET
100% Bubba.

No one gives a flying (frank) about a guy who avoided (frank)ing a crazy chick. Just like no one cares about avoiding getting in a scrap, avoiding a wicked car crash, etc.....it simply does not make good copy.

- Jeropotato


What you wanted me to embellish the story by lying and saying that I came inside her like a fire hose? What am I, laughs?
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 19 @ 1:00 AM ET
Well I considered that. But there was the fact that not only was she pursuing me, she also went after my friend's friends and it was borderline stalking. Our friend was so uncomfortable that she wanted to call the cops on her at some point.

Also unlike you guys, I'm not taking advantage of a chick who has a range of emotional and mental unwellness. This is a chick who absolutely has no friends and no way to deal with people. Why trick her into thinking I actually like her then discard her? The only favor I can do her is to not exacerbate her problems.

Plus she's a stalker so (frank) that poop.

- nayefj


You probably made the right call. Pussay.
Jeropotato
Season Ticket Holder
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 01.03.2013

Feb 19 @ 1:01 AM ET
What you wanted me to embellish the story by lying and saying that I came inside her like a fire hose? What am I, laughs?
- nayefj


Not at all, I was just expecting an awesome story about a crazy chick you banged....not this buzz kill.
deks1
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 02.13.2012

Feb 19 @ 1:01 AM ET
Well I considered that. But there was the fact that not only was she pursuing me, she also went after my friend's friends and it was borderline stalking. Our friend was so uncomfortable that she wanted to call the cops on her at some point.

Also unlike you guys, I'm not taking advantage of a chick who has a range of emotional and mental unwellness. This is a chick who absolutely has no friends and no way to deal with people. Why trick her into thinking I actually like her then discard her? The only favor I can do her is to not exacerbate her problems.

Plus she's a stalker so (frank) that poop.

- nayefj


stage 5 clinger
nayefj
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Colorado/Qatif, Saudi Arabia/القطيف
Joined: 02.04.2010

Feb 19 @ 1:02 AM ET
Not at all, I was just expecting an awesome story about a crazy chick you banged....not this buzz kill.
- Jeropotato


That'll happen when I visit Edmonton. Or laughs' sister.
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