I'm having a blast giving Nuck fans the rasberries in their thread. Turn about is fair play

Kessel>Tavares
- sanfordnson

Not any more

Tavares>Kessel

Sweet. Bring some of your tears in a jar when you come. I like the taste.
- systemtool

Sounds like Mrs. Systemtool last night! ZZZZIING!!!

Hey fellas, I have a question - hoping someone can help.

I saw a porn movie a couple of years ago, and I can't remember the name:

First scene: guy and girl do it.

Second scene: guy and two girls do it.

Third scene: two girls do it.

Does this ring a bell? Did anyone see it?
- Atomic Wedgie

Was it Ordinary Peepholes?

It might have been Shaving Ryan's Privates, or even Driving Miss Daisy.

but wasn't the Canuck fans who were telling us before the season how great the Canuck prospects and draft picks are?

you seem to want to make it sound like there's a drop off in ability when there's a few injuries... or am I missing something.


PS Quality Trolling requires subtlety and cleverness. Save your energy.
- BorjeFan4Ever

Bieksa and Tanev really are all world D-men..oh and Henrik has missed a couple games as well. Hard to blame injuries on 7 straight. Remember when we had JVR, Smith, McClement, Smithson at center when Kadri was suspended, and Bozak and Bolland hurt? We still took 2 of 3

Bieksa and Tanev really are all world D-men..oh and Henrik has missed a couple games as well. Hard to blame injuries on 7 straight. Remember when we had JVR, Smith, McClement, Smithson at center when Kadri was suspended, and Bozak and Bolland hurt? We still took 2 of 3
- GardinerExpress

They don't have Bernier

Was it Ordinary Peepholes?

It might have been Shaving Ryan's Privates, or even Driving Miss Daisy.
- Aetherial

Did it have Dirty Randy in it?

Sweet. Bring some of your tears in a jar when you come. I like the taste.
- systemtool

'tool you don't want to be drinking that stuff... probably be diluted by all the rain or taste smokey after fires...

stick with Ontario micro-brews.

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Does someone really need a multi colored graph to show Erik Karlsson is key in Ottawa's possession game? Cause if you do I'm so, so sorry


- burn

Hahah Perfect.

... That's what I keep asking these guys. I had Mirtle tell me that Corsi predicted the Leafs would get around 90-92 points... and they are right on track.

I told him most of the hockey world, who have never seen advanced stats, also predicted the Leafs would get about that many points and battle for playoff spot.

I'm having a blast giving Nuck fans the rasberries in their thread. Turn about is fair play
- GCHonda

make sure you don't overdue it tonight..

there will likely be years of this to enjoy...

"we don't need to rebuild... a little tweak or a retool will do just fine"....

Did it have Dirty Randy in it?
- GardinerExpress

It might have had Dirty Sanchez.

looks like toronto is canadas only good team/

Bieksa and Tanev really are all world D-men..oh and Henrik has missed a couple games as well. Hard to blame injuries on 7 straight. Remember when we had JVR, Smith, McClement, Smithson at center when Kadri was suspended, and Bozak and Bolland hurt? We still took 2 of 3
- GardinerExpress

We did our fair share of injury/suspension whining.

Sounds like Mrs. Systemtool last night! ZZZZIING!!!
- hankthetank

Admit it, you were watching me most of the time.

looks like toronto is canadas only good team/
- Jurco_28

Montreal is back to winning all the time again.

looks like toronto is canadas only good team/
- Jurco_28

Yes.

Looks like Detroilet is still poor.

They don't have Bernier
- Garnie

on another note... how is "Patches" mangina this evening... after he skated into the net.

he must really want another masterson trophy....

I can smell it now... and miraculously Patches Mangina Patchoretti recovers and returns to the lineup...

Hahah Perfect.

... That's what I keep asking these guys.I had Mirtle tell me that Corsi predicted the Leafs would get around 90-92 points... and they are right on track.

I told him most of the hockey world, who have never seen advanced stats, also predicted the Leafs would get about that many points and battle for playoff spot.
- Aetherial

That's is complete and utter bullpoop. Out and out lie.

Admit it, you were watching me most of the time.
- systemtool

Actually he was mostly watching me and hugeb. I think. I dunno. The lineup was pretty long.

Yes.

Looks like Detroilet is still poor.
- jbold

eh, rather have rob ford. least hes entertaining

Montreal is back to winning all the time again.
- Aetherial

Come Aetherial, give us your daily "Leafs going to miss the playoffs" speech and get it over with.

Nuck fans think there is "location material"on here???

Nuck fans think there is "location material"on here???
- burn

Nuck fans can read?

make sure you don't overdue it tonight..

there will likely be years of this to enjoy...

"we don't need to rebuild... a little tweak or a retool will do just fine"....
- BorjeFan4Ever

Ya the Nucks are a bunch of tools alright. From their stupid owners who hire an idiot GM, he who than hires a goofball coach and a lousy team.

Actually he was mostly watching me and hugeb. I think. I dunno. The lineup was pretty long.
- sanfordnson

Im not just a ladies man

I felt hugeb, but i never felt you go in. I can assure you, I wasn't wondering why you call the guy huge after that night.