Your LOVE for Pyatt is strong. I can feel the force is strong from you with this one.
- powerhouse

If they're not going to utilize his skillset properly alongside Crosby and Kunitz i have no use for him.

If they're not going to utilize his skillset properly alongside Crosby and Kunitz i have no use for him.
- canadianpenfan

Good news. Your Pyatt jersey COLLECTION is in the mails... We wanted to get you an early birthday gift.

We can all celebrate by burning them when he is waved after everyone returns to health. He is definitely not going to be the 2009 version of Craig Adams, waiver pickup to the stars.

I'll bring some Sloop Betty and my sticks next time I drive back to western PA from Annapolis. We can leave the clubs in the car...stick with the distilled, not the disturbed!
- akane13

What in the he double hockey sticks is Sloop Betty?

Good news. Your Pyatt jersey COLLECTION is in the mails... We wanted to get you an early birthday gift.

We can all celebrate by burning them when he is waved after everyone returns to health. He is definitely not going to be the 2009 version of Craig Adams, waiver pickup to the stars.
- akane13

Washable toilet paper. Interesting idea.

What in the he double hockey sticks is Sloop Betty?
- canadianpenfan

fantastically good vodka distilled in Maryland.

fantastically good vodka distilled in Maryland.

- akane13

Do all the women look like that after you finish a bottle?

Do all the women look like that after you finish a bottle?
- canadianpenfan

I'm pretty sure. I mean, it's on their marketing flyer, so it must be true.

Do all the women look like that after you finish a bottle?
- canadianpenfan

No, that requires two bottles.

No, that requires two bottles.
- powerhouse

That's usually how it works. Even the best voka generally requires you to be well into the 2nd bottle before the sweatpants turn into skirts and fishnets. But it can be done, just remain focused.

That's usually how it works. Even the best voka generally requires you to be well into the 2nd bottle before the sweatpants turn into skirts and fishnets. But it can be done, just remain focused.
- canadianpenfan

Just have to remember not to get so far into that second bottle that you end up staying till morning.......cause then you sober up and realize the mistake.

Just have to remember not to get so far into that second bottle that you end up staying till morning.......cause then you sober up and realize the mistake.
- kgrpitt

OK, you are right. Driving might not work. Perhaps just sleep it off on driveway?

Just have to remember not to get so far into that second bottle that you end up staying till morning.......cause then you sober up and realize the mistake.
- kgrpitt

Never leave your wing man. Bad things always happen.

Just have to remember not to get so far into that second bottle that you end up staying till morning.......cause then you sober up and realize the mistake.
- kgrpitt

Great point. Nothing's worse than having to talk to her the next day. Especially if she's already called the number you've given her and found out it's a drycleaners.

OK, you are right. Driving might not work. Perhaps just sleep it off on driveway?
- powerhouse

haha take a cab to your car you left somewhere? If she wakes before you and sees you in the driveway....busted!

Never leave your wing man. Bad things always happen.
- akane13

Soo true. I mean, so I've heard.

Great point. Nothing's worse than having to talk to her the next day. Especially if she's already called the number you've given her and found out it's a drycleaners.
- canadianpenfan

Or that you actually aren't an astronaut...