Kinda like how I like my steak:

Walk it through a warm kitchen.
- Atomic Wedgie

The only way to do it.

I think I'll be having steak for dinner now. It's stuck in my brain.

I don't care how he gets the job done. All I know is that he's performing it better than Franson this year.

I really don't care how many imaginary hits the ACC stat counter has awarded Franson, and his slightly better offensive production will only ensure he gets well overpaid this off season.
- Leeman4Gilmour

imaginary...

well we need to imagine Gardiner hitting somebody...never catch it on tape that's for sure.

you are in dream world thinking Gardiner is performing better. Franson sucks - Gardiner is totally irrelevant when he plays...it's sad...I like Gardiner too but I wish he could score or help us score...but he does the opposite...I think he's a spy

then try seeing
- DoubleDown

I had a bottle of it, drank it mostly straight.

Though I did light a couple of ounces of it on fire to see how it burned.


That cup sounded like a jet engine

imaginary...

well we need to imagine Gardiner hitting somebody...never catch it on tape that's for sure.

you are in dream world thinking Gardiner is performing better. Franson sucks - Gardiner is totally irrelevant when he plays...it's sad...I like Gardiner too but I wish he could score or help us score...but he does the opposite...I think he's a spy
- Garnie

Bench him. That's what Norris winners get.

imaginary...

well we need to imagine Gardiner hitting somebody...never catch it on tape that's for sure.

you are in dream world thinking Gardiner is performing better. Franson sucks - Gardiner is totally irrelevant when he plays...it's sad...I like Gardiner too but I wish he could score or help us score...but he does the opposite...I think he's a spy
- Garnie

Noticeably fewer pucks go into our own net per even strength minute when Gardiner is on the ice than Franson.

The end.

favorite scotch?

and is Bombay Sapphire worth the price over Gordon's?
- Feeling Glucky?

I drink Tanqueray, which I find better than Bombay.

As for scotch, I just finished a Glenlivet 18 that was pretty awesome.

Just did a bit more googling.

Found out that since her name isn't on a lease, and she shares a bathroom or kitchen with the leaseholders, she doesn't actually have any rights

Literally one of only 2 dmen that can get the puck past centre without icing the (frank)ing thing.....be it by passing or skating with it.
- BlowMonkey

yes...he skates it all the way to their goal line...and then........................................................................................zip.

or he ices it and could have skated it over the red line and dumped it.



I hate ALL of our D...I have so much hate, I even hate Rielly.

Just did a bit more googling.

Found out that since her name isn't on a lease, and she shares a bathroom or kitchen with the leaseholders, she doesn't actually have any rights
- Feeling Glucky?

how old are you? how the (frank) you still have room mates?

Noticeably fewer pucks go into our own net per even strength minute when Gardiner is on the ice than Franson.

The end.
- Leeman4Gilmour

sure

glad you're not a GM

cheers

the end.

yes...he skates it all the way to their goal line...and then........................................................................................zip.

or he ices it and could have skated it over the red line and dumped it.



I hate ALL of our D...I have so much hate, I even hate Rielly.
- Garnie

He's too little to hate...C'mon - he's just a baby, cute little thing.

I saw a commercial on late night TV, it said,"Forget everything you know about slipcovers." So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn't know what the hell they were.

Mitch Hedberg pre game laugh before you cry

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier'n helpin' 'em move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load poop into a truck.

I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, "I hear music", as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but it did not work.

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

I like vending machines 'cause snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at a store, oftentimes, I will drop it... so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait"

An escalator can never break--it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there."

What am I drinking? NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable.

I saw a lady on T.V. She was born without arms. Literally, she was born with her hands attached to her shoulders... and that was sad, but then they said, "Lola does not know the meaning of the word 'can't.'" And that to me was kinda worse... in a way... ya know? Not only does she not have arms, but she doesn't understand simple contractions. It's very simple, Lola, you just take two words, you put them together, then you take out the middle letter, you put a comma in there and you raise it up!

Here's a thought for sweat shop owners: Air Conditioning. Problem solved.

I angered the clerk in a clothing shop today. She asked me what size I was and I said actual, because I am not to scale.

He's too little to hate...C'mon - he's just a baby, cute little thing.
- Woderwick

I drink Tanqueray, which I find better than Bombay.

As for scotch, I just finished a Glenlivet 18 that was pretty awesome.
- Pecafan Fan

Nice- how much was that, $90?
I've heard Ardberg is pretty good, but haven't gotten my hands on it.

Also- if you see it anywhere, grab a bottle of Glenfiddich 14 year rich oak. My favourite so far.



For gin, since I'm a newbie on the subject... what do you look for? What marks a good gin?

Just did a bit more googling.

Found out that since her name isn't on a lease, and she shares a bathroom or kitchen with the leaseholders, she doesn't actually have any rights
- Feeling Glucky?

my wife's friend rents this really nice, modern/renovated 2-bedroom place. not downtown, but not too far either. ridiculous rent, like $600-$700. a few weeks ago she wrote him a letter saying that he owed her $1000 for damages/inconvenience due to some power outages/hot water shortages that occurred over the year. he writes back saying that when her lease is up in June, he's taking over the place on his own and she has to find somewhere else to live. not sure what the law is but who the (frank) threatens their landlord when they're paying that rent?

how old are you? how the (frank) you still have room mates?
- Pecafan Fan

25... try paying rent downtown Toronto without them .


But we're done with the whole thing soon. Lease is up in May, and we're gonna get a place of our own.

Nice- how much was that, $90?
I've heard Ardberg is pretty good, but haven't gotten my hands on it.

Also- if you see it anywhere, grab a bottle of Glenfiddich 14 year rich oak. My favourite so far.



For gin, since I'm a newbie on the subject... what do you look for? What marks a good gin?
- Feeling Glucky?

Depends on what you like. It's the herbs used in it that change the taste from one another... my favorites are Hendricks and Tanqueray 10, but some people really love Bombay. Boils down to what you prefer. I like a gin that I can drink straight with ice and a little lime.

my wife's friend rents this really nice, modern/renovated 2-bedroom place. not downtown, but not too far either. ridiculous rent, like $600-$700. a few weeks ago she wrote him a letter saying that he owed her $1000 for damages/inconvenience due to some power outages/hot water shortages that occurred over the year. he writes back saying that when her lease is up in June, he's taking over the place on his own and she has to find somewhere else to live. not sure what the law is but who the (frank) threatens their landlord when they're paying that rent?
- DoubleDown

Honestly, getting someone evicted can be a hassle from what I've read. Even if they're not paying their rent, it can take months to get them legally moved out, and you've gotta pay throughout the process.

In ontario, saying you're taking over the area for your family's use is fair grounds to get someone evicted, not sure about Quebec.

Mitch Hedberg pre game laugh before you cry
- senstroll

I used to lie in my twin sized bed, and wonder where my brother was

how old are you? how the (frank) you still have room mates?
- Pecafan Fan

I think he's running a brothel.

I think he's running a brothel.
- Woderwick

I wish.

Mitch Hedberg pre game laugh before you cry
- senstroll

"I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down."

"I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down."


- 1979AD

Honestly, getting someone evicted can be a hassle from what I've read. Even if they're not paying their rent, it can take months to get them legally moved out, and you've gotta pay throughout the process.
- Feeling Glucky?

evicted is one thing, but when the lease is up is probably a different story. i don't think there's anything that forces a landlord to re-new, as long as there is written notice well in advance. not 100% sure though. i know in Quebec the rental board is pretty awful if you're a landlord.

I think he's running a brothel.
- Woderwick

It's the new, progressive, style of pimp. It's much less demeaning to call them 'roommates' rather than 'female doges' or 'hoes'.