Don't worry, I've already sent Canada's management group an angry letter about it.
- JAKEw1234

That won't do you any good.

He was born in Massachusetts.

I didn't think you were taking a shot. I just think it's a worthy reminder. The dude is probably gutting it out a bit.
- johndewar

Bull. Braydon "Bust" Schenn had an assist and an OT GWG with his stomach sliced open.

Don't worry, I've already sent Canada's management group an angry letter about it.
- JAKEw1234

Isn't gill an American?

That won't do you any good.

He was born in Massachusetts.
- johndewar

He'll send it anyway. We want the world to know our outrage!

Isn't gill an American?
- twotoekenn

Totally more deserving than Yandle.

That won't do you any good.

He was born in Massachusetts.
- johndewar

Also holds the state high school record for interceptions thrown in 1 game (7, I think).

Bull. Braydon "Bust" Schenn had an assist and an OT GWG with his stomach sliced open.
- jmatchett383

That's going to be a nice scar. I could definitely turn that baby into a few hot girls

Bull. Braydon "Bust" Schenn had an assist and an OT GWG with his stomach sliced open.
- jmatchett383

Also holds the state high school record for interceptions thrown in 1 game (7, I think).
- jmatchett383

That's an interesting tidbit. Also, why was he playing QB and not LT?

That's going to be a nice scar. I could definitely turn that baby into a few hot girls
- PhillySportsGuy

Yeah, but any "extra curriculars" with them might force you to bleed out. Nice way to go, though.

I don't think Mike Richards would let that stop him. So if he wants those comparisons to be true, he needs to go get his groove on.

That won't do you any good.

He was born in Massachusetts.
- johndewar

psh... I think they'll get the message

Bull. Braydon "Bust" Schenn had an assist and an OT GWG with his stomach sliced open.
- jmatchett383

Apply a little Gorilla Glue and you're good to go.

Also holds the state high school record for interceptions thrown in 1 game (7, I think).
- jmatchett383

That stat is irrelevant without proper context.

Apply a little Gorilla Glue and you're good to go.
- 77rams

But if Gorilla Glue works, then he's made of wood, and therefore a witch.

That stat is irrelevant without proper context.
- Moose_15

What context? It happened...while he was playing football? It was outdoors? His first name is Hal?

That stat is irrelevant without proper context.
- Moose_15

I heard he was under constant duress the entire game.

But if Gorilla Glue works, then he's made of wood, and therefore a witch.
- Moose_15

Build a bridge out of him!

That's going to be a nice scar. I could definitely turn that baby into a few hot girls
- PhillySportsGuy

I haven't met any girls who actually like nasty scars across a man's body.

When I lived in NJ, I worked at Hollydell Ice Arena and one morning I was opening up the Zamboni doors after a game and I managed to smash my hand between my thumb and fingers between the handle and the stopper. My hand busted open and I grabbed it to stop the bleeding... never realizing I had actually placed my fingers inside my other hand. After getting stiches I figured women would love the scar. Not one woman I've met likes it.

If it's too early to declare Schenn a bust.. isn't it a little early to declare he's not a bust?

But if Gorilla Glue works, then he's made of wood, and therefore a witch.
- Moose_15

His diet is high in fiber so it worked like a charm.

I haven't met any girls who actually like nasty scars across a man's body.

When I lived in NJ, I worked at Hollydell Ice Arena and one morning I was opening up the Zamboni doors after a game and I managed to smash my hand between my thumb and fingers between the handle and the stopper. My hand busted open and I grabbed it to stop the bleeding... never realizing I had actually placed my fingers inside my other hand. After getting stiches I figured women would love the scar. Not one woman I've met likes it.
- Flyersgod

Maybe because you told the true story.

Edit: Next time tell them you saved children from a burning building. Don't give any details. Just say you don't like to talk about it.

Maybe because you told the true story.
- PhillySportsGuy

Story version: I fought a grizzly bear in Moose Jaw that was attacking a beagle puppy. Bear got my hand, but I saved that poor dogs life.

Better story: I fought a Grizzly bear in Moose Jaw that was attacking a beagle puppy. Bear got my hand, but I saved that poor dogs life.
- Moose_15

I like the way you think

If it's too early to declare Schenn a bust.. isn't it a little early to declare he's not a bust?
- Flyersgod

Nope. Next Gretzky.

Nope. Next Gretzky.
- JAKEw1234

So--does that make Luke the next Brent?