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They are corksucking iceholes who have violated my pharging civil rights.... - mohel
Love that movie.... |
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mohel
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Location: IL Joined: 02.08.2013
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Love that movie.... - UnnamedSource
I love the newspaper headline: Maroni deported to Sweden, Claims He's Not From There. |
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philco28
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Location: Mississauga, ON Joined: 12.06.2011
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UnnamedSource
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Location: Local Mall, IL Joined: 01.03.2012
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I love the newspaper headline: Maroni deported to Sweden, Claims He's Not From There. - mohel
I need to watch again. |
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faustus1500
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Location: Decatur, IL Joined: 07.16.2010
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What they can't handle is the randomness of the event: a cypher like Oswald kills JFK, a minor low-life like a Ruby kills Oswald, a schizophrenic like Chapman kills Lennon to impress Jody Foster, a non-entity like Ray assassinates Dr. King, a great team like the Blackhawks actually loses a game or two....
There has to be more to it than that - a grand conspiracy to justify it.
Not that I'm equated the loss of a hockey game to the loss of JFK or Dr. King, although it seems like it here sometime. - StLBravesFan
Here is my conspiracy theory about why the Blackhawks are have been prevented from winning every game. Last winter, the maple syrup reserves in Quebec were raided for tens of millions of dollars worth of syrup. This syrup was sold on the black market. Supposedly, the culprits were caught. However, in reality they were not. A Quebec separatist group is actually the culprit. Given the red hot start the Hawks had last year they were worried that Chicago would match the dominance of the Canadiens of yesteryear. The first stealing of the maple syrup was a warning to Canada and the NHL that if Chicago meets the greatness of the Canadiens they will destroy the maple syrup reserves. Given that the reserves are in Quebec and the French hate working more than 32 hours a week and they can not protect the reserves all the time. The Canadian government had nothing it could do but acquiesce to the terrorists demands and they went to Bettman and told him that the Hawks can win the Cup but they can not win more than 60 games. |
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faustus1500
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Location: Decatur, IL Joined: 07.16.2010
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Ogilthorpe2
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Location: 37,000 FT Joined: 07.09.2009
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mohel
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Location: IL Joined: 02.08.2013
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Here is my conspiracy theory about why the Blackhawks are have been prevented from winning every game. Last winter, the maple syrup reserves in Quebec were raided for tens of millions of dollars worth of syrup. This syrup was sold on the black market. Supposedly, the culprits were caught. However, in reality they were not. A Quebec separatist group is actually the culprit. Given the red hot start the Hawks had last year they were worried that Chicago would match the dominance of the Canadiens of yesteryear. The first stealing of the maple syrup was a warning to Canada and the NHL that if Chicago meets the greatness of the Canadiens they will destroy the maple syrup reserves. Given that the reserves are in Quebec and the French hate working more than 32 hours a week and they can not protect the reserves all the time. The Canadian government had nothing it could do but acquiesce to the terrorists demands and they went to Bettman and told him that the Hawks can win the Cup but they can not win more than 60 games. - faustus1500
Sounds as good as any of them!
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philco28
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Location: Mississauga, ON Joined: 12.06.2011
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mohel
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Location: IL Joined: 02.08.2013
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philco28
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Only Bettman knows... - mohel
Dude's a Ratworm
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Elbows15
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Location: I was going to do the math on this but I don't think it will help., IL Joined: 08.04.2013
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Are we the kinder and gentler Blackhawks blog now? What is the point of being a Chicago sports fan if you can't be surly and bitter? - faustus1500
Some people are born bumholes, others have bumholes thrust upon them. |
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tomcat24
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I need to watch again. - UnnamedSource
Really was a great movie. Even joe piscopo was good in it. You can't say that very often although he was good with danny devito and capt. Lou albano |
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Ogilthorpe2
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Location: 37,000 FT Joined: 07.09.2009
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Sounds as good as any of them!
- mohel
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mohel
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Location: IL Joined: 02.08.2013
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- Ogilthorpe2
Christ, get me a vat of scotch!! |
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Al
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Mere detail. Funny... I don't remember a stipulation about the LTIR - rtang415
I will still buy let me know when going to be there.
Yep original "dispute" was if Khabby was going to play again and I said yes unless if injured or if he quit. |
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rtang415
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Location: Palatine, IL Joined: 02.07.2009
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I will still buy let me know when going to be there.
Yep original "dispute" was if Khabby was going to play again and I said yes unless if injured or if he quit. - Al
Yes I remember you saying something about that. It's all good. |
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Ogilthorpe2
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Location: 37,000 FT Joined: 07.09.2009
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kwolf68
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Location: Mt. Lebanon, PA Joined: 12.18.2010
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Shocked Bryan Bickell didn't make Team Canada. |
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mohel
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Shocked Bryan Bickell didn't make Team Canada. - kwolf68
He's Jamaican... |
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Ogilthorpe2
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Location: 37,000 FT Joined: 07.09.2009
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He's Jamaican... - mohel
Jamaican us crazy? |
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Elbows15
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Location: I was going to do the math on this but I don't think it will help., IL Joined: 08.04.2013
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Jamaican us crazy? - Ogilthorpe2
You reaaaaallly need to get out of Buffalo. |
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mohel
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Location: IL Joined: 02.08.2013
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Jamaican us crazy? - Ogilthorpe2
Totes Mygotes... |
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Elbows15
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Location: I was going to do the math on this but I don't think it will help., IL Joined: 08.04.2013
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mohel
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Location: IL Joined: 02.08.2013
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FFS Mo. Don't encourage him. - Elbows15
Sorry, Elbows, couldn't help myself. The poor guy is in phucking Buffalo, ffs, and needs to keep his sanity somehow!!! |
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