Most advanced stats are made up by people who've never played hockey and know way too much about microsoft excel so that isn't as bad as it could be.
- daeth

but corsi played in the italian league

Ott couldn't avoid that, looks to be okay.
- LeafMan

he stayed down to get a whistle because he didn't know where the puck was

Yea a bit of an exaggeration, but this team has a new number 1 guy on any given night. So it's hard to outright say who is the best guy.
- Leafland

7x7, baby!

+phaneuf needs to use a wooden stick
90mph on net is better than 100 off the glass
- Sammich

Not sure why penalty killers don't use wooden sticks. Nothing worse than a broken stick 5-on-4.

lol raymond

raymond steal.... raymond falls down.

+phaneuf needs to use a wooden stick
90mph on net is better than 100 off the glass
- Sammich

Not a bad idea, perfect height on every shot to, (frank)ers don't come over the thighs unless you dig or knuckle puck one.


Rielly has looked sooo fast tonight.

but corsi played in the italian league
- burn

he needed a stat system to explain why he gave up so many goals and went undrafted

Not sure why penalty killers don't use wooden sticks. Nothing worse than a broken stick 5-on-4.
- Leeman4Gilmour

better for clearing guys out of the crease too

but corsi played in the italian league
- burn

In Italy, a shot counts as a goal. They're still learning this thing.

Not a bad idea, perfect height on every shot to, (frank)ers don't come over the thighs unless you dig or knuckle puck one.


Rielly has looked sooo fast tonight.
- Leafland

its a great idea
i should be coach

We are barely beating these bottom feeders. We're flipped

he needed a stat system to explain why he gave up so many goals and went undrafted
- daeth

the way he intended it isn't the way its being used now.

In Italy, a shot counts as a goal. They're still learning this thing.
- Leeman4Gilmour

in italy no one keeps track of shots on goal
cuz nobody sees nothin
ok?

In Italy, a shot counts as a goal. They're still learning this thing.
- Leeman4Gilmour

dude, corsi counts shots that miss equally

raymond steal.... raymond falls down.
- burn

That guy needs better edges on his skates.

If Clarkson was half the player Steve Ott is, I would be ok with the signing.

Most advanced stats are made up by people who've never played hockey and know way too much about microsoft excel so that isn't as bad as it could be.
- daeth

Really? Because the advanced stats have been bang (frank)ing on about your team this year

That guy needs better edges on his skates.
- LeafMan

every time he tries to stop hes down.

"The Battle of the Basement" Part 4,

Great defensive play by franson, I hope phaneuf and glucky were watching!

Franson, 4th in the league in hits. Who is it who says he's not physical enough?

That guy needs better edges on his skates.
- LeafMan

Vancouver fans warned us of this.

Really? Because the advanced stats have been bang (frank)ing on about your team this year
- scotch_tape

I guess I don't really see what's so advanced about shot count. Pretty (frank)ing basic actually.

You start betting money based on these formulas and get back to me though.

Really? Because the advanced stats have been bang (frank)ing on about your team this year
- scotch_tape

One day people will realize nearly everything I say is a joke.