and counted to infinity twice
- shanekern03

Matt Ellis solved pi

Thunder is caused when Matt Ellis rubs teh stubble on his chin

What am I missing about Ellis? How did he become the chuck norris of hockey?
- therealagent

You don't question Matt Ellis. You embrace him.

This is y you are one of few to know my true identity
- hubie

Clark...is that you?

Matt Ellis makes ballons out of animals

Matt Ellis makes ballons out of animals
- hubie

You don't question Matt Ellis. You embrace him.
- Jawallstar1

Well I did hear once that he hugged himself just to see what the fuss was about.
He's a lot like Dale Weiss who has the same stardom in Vancouver.

Matt Ellis ate Gilbert Grape

Matt Ellis ate Gilbert Grape
- sbroads24

Matt Ellis knows what scotty dosent

Matt Ellis knows what scotty dosent
- hubie

Matt Ellis CAN believe it's not butter.

Matt Ellis CAN believe it's not butter.
- Jawallstar1

Matt Ellis won a game of russian roulette with a fully loaded gun

The Hokie Pokie is that's what it's all about was written about Matt Ellis

If at first you dont succeed, youre not Matt Ellis

What am I missing about Ellis? How did he become the chuck norris of hockey?
- therealagent

Matt Ellis is insulted you compared him to Chuck Norris. You might die now.

Matt Ellis beat a brick wall in a game of tennis

Matt Ellis beat a brick wall in a game of tennis
- hubie

Matt Ellis won a game of Tic Tac Toe.... in two moves.

Matt Ellis took a whole bottle of sleeping pills ..... he blinked once

Matt Ellis won a game of Tic Tac Toe.... in two moves.
- cowmad152

You cant google search Matt Ellis he searches for you

WHen Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into hulk, when hulk gets mad he turns into Matt Ellis

The original move was titled Aliens vs Matt Ellis but nobody would pay $11 to see a 8 second movie.

Matt Ellis actually understands my wife.

WHen Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into hulk, when hulk gets mad he turns into Matt Ellis
- hubie

Death once had a near-Matt Ellis experience.

Matt Ellis burns ants with a magnafing glass .. at night

Matt Ellis burns ants with a magnafing glass .. at night
- hubie

Matt Ellis can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.

There was once a Matt Ellis Toilet Paper but it wouldnt take sheet from anyone