Matt Ellis does not own a lawnmower.... he just looks at his grass and dares it to grow.
- JVince11

Matt Ellis looked in the mirror and said they can only be one Matt Ellis, the reflection cried and ran away

I thought the same thing.... isn't he the Devils 4C right now though?
- JVince11

Probably, he was moved though because LA had literally no room for him, and he has 11 goals in 59 games with the Devils so far. Just small moves like that can pay off sometimes

Matt Ellis looked in the mirror and said they can only be one Matt Ellis, the reflection cried and ran away
- hubie

Matt Ellis has a grizzly bear rug in his bedroom.... the bear isn't dead.. it is just terrified to move.

incase anyone was wondering...

NHL 14 does not accept a 6th rounder for Linus Omark in franchise mode....
- JVince11

nope.... no one was wondering.

How'd Foligno do in his fight last night??

I haven't watched the game recap or anything yet...

Sounds like Myers, Foligno, Flynn, and Stafford had some good plays.
- JVince11

Pretty good. I'd score it a win. Perfect timing too.

Probably, he was moved though because LA had literally no room for him, and he has 11 goals in 59 games with the Devils so far. Just small moves like that can pay off sometimes
- sbroads24

Literally, literally? like literally no room? Fire Marshall told them they were literally over capacity?

Some magicians can walk on water..... well Matt Ellis can swim through land.

Literally, literally? like literally no room? Fire Marshall told them they were literally over capacity?
- JVince11

Matt Ellis has a grizzly bear rug in his bedroom.... the bear isn't dead.. it is just terrified to move.
- JVince11

Matt Ellis has been to mars thats why there is no sign of life there

Matt MF Ellis can win a game of Connect 4 in three moves.

i think i might have to tell MFE to pay a visit to some of you guys.. stop taunting me

Its going to be really confusing with Linus Ullmark and Linus Omark.

Some magicians can walk on water..... well Matt Ellis can swim through land.
- JVince11

Matt Ellis once pissed in a semi trucks gas tank, its now known as optimus prime

Matt Ellis has been to mars thats why there is no sign of life there
- hubie

that literally is a repeat of one from yesterday

i think i might have to tell MFE to pay a visit to some of you guys.. stop taunting me
- IndianaSabresFan

Hitler committed suicide because Matt Ellis showed up in the DeLorean.

Matt Ellis once pissed in a semi trucks gas tank, its now known as optimus prime
- hubie

Matt Ellis can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while its raining.

Its going to be really confusing with Linus Ullmark and Linus Omark.
- Buffalo-Sabres

Its a race to the nick name "the Blanket"

Matt Ellis can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while its raining.
- JVince11

Matt Ellis can slam a revolving door

I appear to have entered "Romper room".

Its going to be really confusing with Linus Ullmark and Linus Omark.
- Buffalo-Sabres

To quote Kris Baker "Ullmark officially referred to as Linus The Goalie."

Probably a stupid question but how long does this trade freeze last?

I appear to have entered "Romper room".
- BuffaloHardHat

I don't think they know what that is .

Probably a stupid question but how long does this trade freeze last?
- shanekern03

I think until at least after XMas... but they say the same thing about 4th of July.. but things still happened on that date each of the last 2 years.

I don't think they know what that is .
- cabin

something you old people must know.....



all I know... is that there is NO sex.... in the Champagne room... absolutely.. positively... no sex.. in the champagne room.... NONE