Like Texas!
- youarewrong

One of my coworkers is a short, 40-year-old Chinese woman in sales. We are in the business of gas analyzers. She recently moved to Texas. I wonder how a short little Chinese woman's sales numbers will be when she'll be talking to rich, old-money white men from Texas.

Was it on a weekend?
- jmatchett383

Nope it was a couple seasons ago I think. I'm not on during the weekend. Work time only. I wouldnt waste my free time on you people.

I was trying to think of a cross between them. Slapshot aside, Al Iafrate seems like a prime choice.
- jmatchett383

When he was healthy that guy was amazing.

Nope it was a couple seasons ago I think. I'm not on during the weekend. Work time only. I wouldnt waste my free time on you people.
- youarewrong

..and here I thought you and I had something special...

One of my coworkers is a short, 40-year-old Chinese woman in sales. We are in the business of gas analyzers. She recently moved to Texas. I wonder how a short little Chinese woman's sales numbers will be when she'll be talking to rich, old-money white men from Texas.
- jmatchett383

Somehow I knew you had a job like gas analyzers. In texas the job name is Fart Sniffers.

But dont worry for her. Rich White men love little Asian Women.

..and here I thought you and I had something special...
- jmatchett383

When he was healthy that guy was amazing.
- twotoekenn

Guy was a maniac. I've heard some fun stories about him.

Well, we apparently are restricted to hockey-only conversation, so....
- jmatchett383

We often have popular culture conversation. But keeping it away from polarizing topics that are designed for trolls is the point.

We often have popular culture conversation. But keeping it away from polarizing topics that are designed for trolls is the point.
- bodiva88

In that case, who do you think has had more luck with the ladies over his entire lifetime: Ryan Seacrest or Carson Daley?

In that case, who do you think has had more luck with the ladies over his entire lifetime: Ryan Seacrest or Carson Daley?
- jmatchett383

I think she just called you a Troll....

But seriously... Nothing on the Fart Sniffer Joke.... That was my best material...

Guy was a maniac. I've heard some fun stories about him.
- jmatchett383

Big buff actually reminds me of iafrate.

I think she just called you a Troll....

But seriously... Nothing on the Fart Sniffer Joke.... That was my best material...
- youarewrong

Yeah, I read it.

Big buff actually reminds me of iafrate.
- twotoekenn

The out-of-shapeness, the 105+ MPH slapshot, the love of Harley's, or the love of heavy metal?

Yeah, I read it.
- jmatchett383

You must have heard that one before.... Gas Analyzer.... fancy term for Fart Sniffer... Am I the only one pissing my pants laughing?

J/K. You my boy blue.

The out-of-shapeness, the 105+ MPH slapshot, the love of Harley's, or the love of heavy metal?
- jmatchett383

It isn't the hairline.

The out-of-shapeness, the 105+ MPH slapshot, the love of Harley's, or the love of heavy metal?
- jmatchett383

Don't forget the premature erosion of skills and health. Buffs is rapidly approaching.

Well then I disregard your opinion on the matter.
- jmatchett383

Despite my better judgement, I like you. Maybe soul mates from previous life?

Don't forget the premature erosion of skills and health. Buffs is rapidly approaching.
- twotoekenn

Lol.. read that differently

It isn't the hairline.
- bodiva88

Despite my better judgement, I like you. Maybe soul mates from previous life?
- Flyersgod

I think this was my wife's view as well.

I've often been referred to as "an acquired taste."

We often have popular culture conversation. But keeping it away from polarizing topics that are designed for trolls is the point.
- bodiva88

Aye. If everyone agrees its all good. If not its polarizing.

Morin's fight last night


- ob18

please god rush this kid

please god rush this kid
- Crimsoninja

Emergency call-up now. Mez and/or Streit constitutes an emergency. No more experience for him, trial by fire.

please god rush this kid
- Crimsoninja

You'd like that wouldn't you.

Bodiva the board killer...