had a girl guide once, he was amazing.

you'd bring in a fish, within 5 minutes he had them cut up and cleaned out righ there on the boat.

even snuck us a couple of bellies to fish with shhhhh

we found a good spot, nabbed a couple, not 20 minutes later we were eating them on shore
- dt99999

You disgusting old man.

You disgusting old man.
- habs12

I wish I could deny this

the trick to calm her down is to explain to her how your mom would make it.
- dt99999

I tried to give her a couple of tips yesterday and she didn't take it that well...

little elves load the dishwasher at night.


also when cutting stuff, use the smallest available cutting board since you can just spill all the stuff on the counter anyway.
- dt99999

Is there a book? Because mine does the exact same thing with the cutting board. Oh, and always look up and talk while using a sharp knife. Not like we've had to rush to the ER for stitches or anything before.

Yours wipes???? Wow. Lucky guy.

My favorite is the dish left in the sink. It will find its way to the dishwasher magically.
- hscesq

It doesn't???

*realizes why girlfriend complains I'm a slob...*

Oh, that's ok then.
- pete26

If I could, I would send you some. I get it when I am in MTL or when someone comes here.

the trick to calm her down is to explain to her how your mom would make it.
- dt99999

BashCH's girl: is you mom gonna suck you tonight? 'cos I sure ain't!!!

Is there a book? Because mine does the exact same thing with the cutting board. Oh, and always look up and talk while using a sharp knife. Not like we've had to rush to the ER for stitches or anything before.
- hscesq

mine avoids sharp knifes and does all her cooking with a little steak knife. ridiculous.

It really is a good lubricant.

Oh....
- hscesq

BashCH's girl: is you mom gonna suck you tonight? 'cos I sure ain't!!!
- TouenneTiiTree

BashCH's girl: is you mom gonna suck you tonight? 'cos I sure ain't!!!
- TouenneTiiTree

Are you all there?

mine avoids sharp knifes and does all her cooking with a little steak knife. ridiculous.
- dt99999

Yes, mine too. That's the problem.

Did you try my fish recipe yet?
- pete26

Did you try mine?

mine avoids sharp knifes and does all her cooking with a little steak knife. ridiculous.
- dt99999

Mine doesn't really know if she's right handed or left handed....she's like the opposite of ambidextrous.

Are you all there?
- hscesq

Are you all there?
- hscesq

I think you know the answer to that...

Mine doesn't really know if she's right handed or left handed....she's like the opposite of ambidextrous.
- BashCH

Mine doesn't really know if she's right handed or left handed....she's like the opposite of ambidextrous.
- BashCH

She's bad with both?

- BingoLady

still...that puts me in the #1 spot on your list!

*fist pump*

Mine doesn't really know if she's right handed or left handed....she's like the opposite of ambidextrous.
- BashCH

hand job heaven

I just posted a picture of the Snapper I caught to Facebook

- BingoLady

- dt99999

Did you try mine?
- habs12

Scott if my wife caught me cooking potatoes in bacon fat, she'd kill me.

She's bad with both?
- hscesq

Yup...she does some things left handed, others right handed but she has no dexterity with either one.