Don't listen to those old jealous guys, my GF cooks too.
- BashCH

Mine can actually cook well. Thing is, we wouldn't eat till midnight. Takes her forever to prepare a meal.

oh mine does too.

and I give her an A for effort.

I just make sure I eat in the car before getting home.
- dt99999

Mine usually makes pretty good food. Just not the carbonara pastas she made yeaterday

livid that i read the whole thing before noticing the username
- Crimsoninja

Mine usually makes pretty good food. Just not the carbonara pastas she made yeaterday

- BashCH

Came out as spaghetti with scrambled eggs?

Mine can actually cook well. Thing is, we wouldn't eat till midnight. Takes her forever to prepare a meal.
- hscesq

does she also leave the kitchen looking like a regiment walked through it and use every single dish, pan and utensil?

Newlyweds can be very cute.
- hscesq

im not even sure where you're going with this but im nodding in agreement

It was more of a wondering where it is, than what it was..
- pete26

I can't get it here Peter.

Came out as spaghetti with scrambled eggs?
- hscesq

Nah, badly cooked fetuccine with undercooked bacon and a fat tasteless sauce.

Nah, badly cooked fetuccine with undercooked bacon and a fat tasteless sauce.
- BashCH

basically _nay_

does she also leave the kitchen looking like a regiment walked through it and use every single dish, pan and utensil?
- dt99999

She does that even when she doesn't cook. Coffee mug, iced coffee cup, travel coffee mug, travel iced coffee mug, spoon, milk drops, sweet & low sprinkled around, etc.

Nah, badly cooked fetuccine with undercooked bacon and a fat tasteless sauce.
- BashCH

I can make a wicked stiffyfry

im not even sure where you're going with this but im nodding in agreement
- scotch_tape

He said you're adorable. Did you miss that post?

She does that even when she doesn't cook. Coffee mug, iced coffee cup, travel coffee mug, travel iced coffee mug, spoon, milk drops, sweet & low sprinkled around, etc.
- hscesq

it's amazing how they function.


mine spills coffee all over the counter.

wipes it with a napkin.


LEAVES THE NAPKIN ON THE COUNTER

- hscesq

i got all tingly

this is also delicious


- dt99999

Girlfriend has that spice...you are right, it is delicious.

does she also leave the kitchen looking like a regiment walked through it and use every single dish, pan and utensil?
- dt99999

Did you try my fish recipe yet?

does she also leave the kitchen looking like a regiment walked through it and use every single dish, pan and utensil?
- dt99999

When mine does a recipe for the 1st time and she realizes she has problems making it, she has those panik/anger attacks and I'm afraid to be in the same room with her.

it's amazing how they function.


mine spills coffee all over the counter.

wipes it with a napkin.


LEAVES THE NAPKIN ON THE COUNTER
- dt99999

Yours wipes???? Wow. Lucky guy.

My favorite is the dish left in the sink. It will find its way to the dishwasher magically.

My wife hates touching raw meat, so I get to prepare the turkey however the (frank) I want.
- 3M

geezus...

Did you try my fish recipe yet?
- pete26

no as I don't usually have crisco at home, keeping it for fishing trip

When mine does a recipe for the 1st time and she realizes she has problems making it, she has those panik/anger attacks and I'm afraid to be in the same room with her.
- BashCH

the trick to calm her down is to explain to her how your mom would make it.

geezus...
- TouenneTiiTree

Haha. And then I posted:

"she never has that problem with me"

Lol.

no as I don't usually have crisco at home, keeping it for fishing trip
- dt99999

It really is a good lubricant.

Oh....

I can't get it here Peter.
- hscesq

Oh, that's ok then.

Yours wipes???? Wow. Lucky guy.

My favorite is the dish left in the sink. It will find its way to the dishwasher magically.
- hscesq

little elves load the dishwasher at night.


also when cutting stuff, use the smallest available cutting board since you can just spill all the stuff on the counter anyway.