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ystoil
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Edmonton
Joined: 02.26.2011

Nov 21 @ 1:23 PM ET
Why on earth would ST Louis do it? They are playing well and are not giving up their bigger tougher players for our small forwards.
- Iggysbff


They would shed Hemsky, Berglund, Stewart. Get a 1st rounder, Klefbom or whatever in the deal. $7 mill in Berglund and Stewart who combine for 4 goals so far is gone and allows them to resign Steen who is producing like crazy, maybe Morrow and maybe get some other UFA's. I posted the list yesterday, the crop is fantastic (if most make it to UFA). St. Louis is right against the cap.

We would likely retain salary on Hemmer

Adding some skill to a bruising lineup could add some more secondary scoring.

That was sort of my quick thoughts, I didn't sit down for an hour to work the deal out perfectly.
ChetManly
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I think Chet Manly is the worst poster on this site - James Tanner
Joined: 06.25.2013

Nov 21 @ 1:32 PM ET
exactly.

Somalian chick.

- Salvo

Was she poor? Did you feed her afterwards? Those aren't racist questions, are they?
Salvo
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 02.13.2009

Nov 21 @ 1:44 PM ET
Was she poor? Did you feed her afterwards? Those aren't racist questions, are they?
- ChetManly


lol she seemed quite poor actually.
Mid-twenties Queen West hipster chick but yeah her apartment room (elevator shaft) was just a mattress on the floor, a small desk, and an empty shelving unit.

When I got up and looked around I thought, minus a few items on a chair, where the fukk are all her clothes?

(We're) You're a horrible person.
ChetManly
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I think Chet Manly is the worst poster on this site - James Tanner
Joined: 06.25.2013

Nov 21 @ 1:48 PM ET
lol she seemed quite poor actually.
Mid-twenties Queen West hipster chick but yeah her apartment room (elevator shaft) was just a mattress on the floor, a small desk, and an empty shelving unit.

When I got up and looked around I thought, minus a few items on a chair, where the fukk are all her clothes?

(We're) You're a horrible person.

- Salvo

Man, I'm so glad I'm never down in the Queen West area. I hate hipsters! Maybe she chooses to live that way to be ironic? Having a nice apartment is too mainstream

Congrats on that though. I've only been with one black chick who was actually of puerto rican heritage, but she was all of 0% latino. She wasn't all that sane in the head lol
Iggysbff
Vegas Golden Knights
Location: Peter Chiarelli is a fking moron, Calgary, AB
Joined: 07.12.2012

Nov 21 @ 1:59 PM ET
They would shed Hemsky, Berglund, Stewart. Get a 1st rounder, Klefbom or whatever in the deal. $7 mill in Berglund and Stewart who combine for 4 goals so far is gone and allows them to resign Steen who is producing like crazy, maybe Morrow and maybe get some other UFA's. I posted the list yesterday, the crop is fantastic (if most make it to UFA). St. Louis is right against the cap.

We would likely retain salary on Hemmer

Adding some skill to a bruising lineup could add some more secondary scoring.

That was sort of my quick thoughts, I didn't sit down for an hour to work the deal out perfectly.

- ystoil

Nope.sorry. they wouldn't even give your trade a single thought.
Salvo
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 02.13.2009

Nov 21 @ 2:01 PM ET
Man, I'm so glad I'm never down in the Queen West area. I hate hipsters! Maybe she chooses to live that way to be ironic? Having a nice apartment is too mainstream

Congrats on that though. I've only been with one black chick who was actually of puerto rican heritage, but she was all of 0% latino. She wasn't all that sane in the head lol

- ChetManly


I love living in Toronto but I hear you completely.

She's pretty cool, a hipster minus the douchebag from what I can tell.

Hehe, and you might be right on the ironic actually, I recall her saying something about her mom being a political diplomat.

If/when I see her again I'll inquire on her Somali pirate ties.
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Nov 21 @ 2:05 PM ET
Stewart is playing under 14 minutes per game for St. Louis. Cmon Mac T!
- ystoil

I see him being dealt at the draft. No reason to deal him now.
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Nov 21 @ 2:07 PM ET
Dude... That's kinda funny, my dads name is Addie.... First name on the second chart. He is German and the whitest of white.
- HouseArrest187

We can't be friends anymore
TheTaoOfSemenko
Vegas Golden Knights
Joined: 07.01.2009

Nov 21 @ 2:08 PM ET
We can't be friends anymore
- Lahey

Are you a jew?
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Nov 21 @ 2:08 PM ET
lol she seemed quite poor actually.
Mid-twenties Queen West hipster chick but yeah her apartment room (elevator shaft) was just a mattress on the floor, a small desk, and an empty shelving unit.

When I got up and looked around I thought, minus a few items on a chair, where the fukk are all her clothes?

(We're) You're a horrible person.

- Salvo

Were you in somalia?
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Nov 21 @ 2:09 PM ET
Are you a jew?
- TheTaoOfSemenko

Why? Is there a bill to be paid?
TheTaoOfSemenko
Vegas Golden Knights
Joined: 07.01.2009

Nov 21 @ 2:10 PM ET
Why? Is there a bill to be paid?
- Lahey

You hate Germans.
ChetManly
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I think Chet Manly is the worst poster on this site - James Tanner
Joined: 06.25.2013

Nov 21 @ 2:13 PM ET
I love living in Toronto but I hear you completely.

She's pretty cool, a hipster minus the douchebag from what I can tell.

Hehe, and you might be right on the ironic actually, I recall her saying something about her mom being a political diplomat.

If/when I see her again I'll inquire on her Somali pirate ties.

- Salvo



I moved out to Milton with the gf back in August. She was sick of downtown and I was sick of downtown traffic. It's awesome to go in now that we don't live in the area! So many awesome nights, especially when me and a buddy left the Guv at 6am and the sun was rising. That was one-hell of a party night.
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Nov 21 @ 2:58 PM ET
So there is a new blog I figured I'd ask this off-topic question.

How long after dating a girl do you have to wait to ask for backdoor action? I told my buddy just slowly encroach until the point where she'll have no choice but to let him in. He said he's afraid because she has big thighs and might crush his head if she doesn't like it, so he rather just ask. Been dating month, screwing couple weeks.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Nov 21 @ 3:08 PM ET
We can't be friends anymore
- Lahey

Why you got to be a little b!tch?
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Nov 21 @ 3:08 PM ET
You hate Germans.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

Racist...
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Nov 21 @ 3:13 PM ET
I don't get all the hate. I'm 100% German... We only tried to take over the world twice... What's the big (frank)ing deal b!tch.
TheTaoOfSemenko
Vegas Golden Knights
Joined: 07.01.2009

Nov 21 @ 3:19 PM ET
So there is a new blog I figured I'd ask this off-topic question.

How long after dating a girl do you have to wait to ask for backdoor action? I told my buddy just slowly encroach until the point where she'll have no choice but to let him in. He said he's afraid because she has big thighs and might crush his head if she doesn't like it, so he rather just ask. Been dating month, screwing couple weeks.

- Lahey

Depends on the chick. I used to bang a clerk from the Leather Boutique and one day I was plowing her in the back of her store and just decided to put it in her butt and all she said was, no joke, "Oh wow my boyfriend never does that" and she was good. My wife however won't even let me so much as tickle hers.

Tell your buddy to start with little tests. Rub the starfish with a fingertip at first. If she likes it then move on to insertion. If she likes that then move on to tongue. After that is the logical last step. She'll stop him if she isnt down.
TheTaoOfSemenko
Vegas Golden Knights
Joined: 07.01.2009

Nov 21 @ 3:20 PM ET
I don't get all the hate. I'm 100% German... We only tried to take over the world twice... What's the big (frank)ing deal b!tch.
- HouseArrest187

I admire German efficiency. The whole genocide thing was messed up but man could they ever wage war effectively.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Nov 21 @ 3:29 PM ET
I admire German efficiency. The whole genocide thing was messed up but man could they ever wage war effectively.
- TheTaoOfSemenko

(frank) ya bro, it litterly took the whole world to stop them. My gramps flew in the German airforce shooting down f 17s.

Not that I'm proud of that but he has some sick story's. he was shot down twice... He got badly burned the second time and was a gunny pig for skin graphs... Like the second ever. Also he went down over France and spent the next week railing French farm girls.

I got his wings, iron cross, dager and when he dies I get his Luger. He won't give it up sooner, still have it at his side at all times to this day. For real.


Edit... Before you all call me racist remember my kids are Spanish.... I just keep the poop cause its from my gramps and its a part of history, and it's interesting.

Edit edit... You can call him racist tho, he's the most racist person I've ever met.
Salvo
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 02.13.2009

Nov 21 @ 3:39 PM ET


I moved out to Milton with the gf back in August. She was sick of downtown and I was sick of downtown traffic. It's awesome to go in now that we don't live in the area! So many awesome nights, especially when me and a buddy left the Guv at 6am and the sun was rising. That was one-hell of a party night.

- ChetManly


Perfect. I'll have no problem doing the same when the time is right. Though I'm not sure I'll enjoy the commuter life so we'll see. May just have to be.

Many awesome nights indeed - just a myriad of spots to check out.
Salvo
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 02.13.2009

Nov 21 @ 3:41 PM ET
Depends on the chick. I used to bang a clerk from the Leather Boutique and one day I was plowing her in the back of her store and just decided to put it in her butt and all she said was, no joke, "Oh wow my boyfriend never does that" and she was good. My wife however won't even let me so much as tickle hers.

Tell your buddy to start with little tests. Rub the starfish with a fingertip at first. If she likes it then move on to insertion. If she likes that then move on to tongue. After that is the logical last step. She'll stop him if she isnt down.

- TheTaoOfSemenko


Lahey, tell your friend to listen to this man.

Little tests are great, other then that sometimes you just have find the right moment to bring up the question, scenario or history with it.

Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Nov 21 @ 3:43 PM ET
Depends on the chick. I used to bang a clerk from the Leather Boutique and one day I was plowing her in the back of her store and just decided to put it in her butt and all she said was, no joke, "Oh wow my boyfriend never does that" and she was good. My wife however won't even let me so much as tickle hers.

Tell your buddy to start with little tests. Rub the starfish with a fingertip at first. If she likes it then move on to insertion. If she likes that then move on to tongue. After that is the logical last step. She'll stop him if she isnt down.

- TheTaoOfSemenko

He's afraid the legs are going to clamp his head like a bear trap.

It's funny because no one meet this chick, but now we know she's a fatty.

I just outright tell my friends when I (frank) fatties. I act like I'm proud of it and they don't know what to say.
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Nov 21 @ 3:44 PM ET
I don't get all the hate. I'm 100% German... We only tried to take over the world twice... What's the big (frank)ing deal b!tch.
- HouseArrest187

The lack of success really troubles me.
Lahey
Edmonton Oilers
Location: del's basement chilling with S, AB
Joined: 03.07.2011

Nov 21 @ 3:45 PM ET
(frank) ya bro, it litterly took the whole world to stop them. My gramps flew in the German airforce shooting down f 17s.

Not that I'm proud of that but he has some sick story's. he was shot down twice... He got badly burned the second time and was a gunny pig for skin graphs... Like the second ever. Also he went down over France and spent the next week railing French farm girls.

I got his wings, iron cross, dager and when he dies I get his Luger. He won't give it up sooner, still have it at his side at all times to this day. For real.


Edit... Before you all call me racist remember my kids are Spanish.... I just keep the poop cause its from my gramps and its a part of history, and it's interesting.

Edit edit... You can call him racist tho, he's the most racist person I've ever met.

- HouseArrest187
Luger or liver?
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