she was great in one aspect though.

I ordered nachos and she split them on Adam and Marty's.
- dt99999

15$ nachos ?

I was about to continue with the bubbles part but she left the table and went back to the bar... she basicaly stood there the whole night without serving anybody drinks, food or semen.
- WaterBoy

dude, girls with big asses and small tits have nothing going for them. worst body type combo and she knows it.

I was about to continue with the bubbles part but she left the table and went back to the bar... she basicaly stood there the whole night without serving anybody drinks, food or semen.
- WaterBoy

are you a sucker like me and would still tip her?

I was about to continue with the bubbles part but she left the table and went back to the bar... she basicaly stood there the whole night without serving anybody drinks, food or semen.
- WaterBoy

Should have just gone to see strippers if you wanted women who wouldn't serve you food, drinks or semen. At least then they'd be naked.

dude, girls with big asses and small tits have nothing going for them. worst body type combo and she knows it.
- Fountain-San

she really wasn't very good at this.

best was the busboy's face though when marty handed him back a spotless plate and said the food was sketchy.

dude, girls with big asses and small tits have nothing going for them. worst body type combo and she knows it.
- Fountain-San

Maybe in a drunken stupor I would've ....


REallllllll y drunk....


then again...


nope.

are you a sucker like me and would still tip her?
- stormey

I tipped her on marty's bill

dude, girls with big asses and small tits have nothing going for them. worst body type combo and she knows it.
- Fountain-San

The tit:ass ratio is too-often overlooked.

are you a sucker like me and would still tip her?
- stormey

Considering the fact that I gave poop to the busboy ( that gave us excellent service) .. I decided to leave a tip.

15$ nachos ?
- WaterBoy

they were pretty good though

she really wasn't very good at this.

best was the busboy's face though when marty handed him back a spotless plate and said the food was sketchy.
- dt99999

It was....

she really wasn't very good at this.

best was the busboy's face though when marty handed him back a spotless plate and said the food was sketchy.
- dt99999

they were pretty good though
- dt99999

Yes... but not 15$ worth.

she was great in one aspect though.

I ordered nachos and she split them on Adam and Marty's.
- dt99999

How does this happen for you every time?

How does this happen for you every time?
- hscesq

I looked at the bill and said this to myself...

http://www.ebay.com/itm/2013-14-Panini-NHL-Hockey-Stickers-Factory-Sealed-Box-/390687599720?pt=US_Hockey_Trading_Cards&hash=item5af6cbac68

Buy him that.
- 3M

Yes, I know that's available. Gonna see how many he can get the traditional way.

she was great in one aspect though.

I ordered nachos and she split them on Adam and Marty's.
- dt99999

well i was under the assumption that we were splitting them because we all ate them. that's generally how it works.

I looked at the bill and said this to myself...
- WaterBoy

At least yours was only nachos. Mine was Belvedere!!!

well i was under the assumption that we were splitting them because we all ate them. that's generally how it works.
- scotch_tape

Not for Dan!!!

The tit:ass ratio is too-often overlooked.
- 3M

i mean we all want the hottest girl possible but if you're going to schlep around a big ass you better have nice tits.

if you're a girl with small boobs, you better be in shape.

At least yours was only nachos. Mine was Belvedere!!!
- hscesq

ouch

well i was under the assumption that we were splitting them because we all ate them. that's generally how it works.
- scotch_tape

no she should bill the person who orders unless otherwise directed.

she really wasn't very good at this.

best was the busboy's face though when marty handed him back a spotless plate and said the food was sketchy.
- dt99999

he was really at a loss... and he works at a pub frequented by 20-year-old Concordia students. he's likely seen it all.

At least yours was only nachos. Mine was Belvedere!!!
- hscesq

no she should bill the person who orders unless otherwise directed.
- dt99999

She loved Sean Penn's wife...