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Killbot460
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Compton, AB
Joined: 08.06.2010

Nov 4 @ 11:05 PM ET


(frank) why you have to leave Chrissy?????????
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Nov 4 @ 11:06 PM ET
Ah. I may enlist your help in the next few days, if you don't mind. If wouldn't mind, that is.

I have an obsession about the whole thing just because I can't donate blood. I have G6PD deficiency, which is big in the Arab World since many people marry their cousins, like my parents. Those cousin-(frank)ers.

- nayefj

I thought that was just in the deep Southern American world???
HawkfaninBC
Chicago Blackhawks
Location: Victoria B.C.
Joined: 07.02.2012

Nov 4 @ 11:06 PM ET
So the Avs can keep Mackkinon Landeskog orielly and Duchene but the oil can't keep there four
- Oilers42

Their four are way better than the Oilers four, and are contributing at a high level.
nayefj
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Colorado/Qatif, Saudi Arabia/القطيف
Joined: 02.04.2010

Nov 4 @ 11:07 PM ET
I thought that was just in the deep Southern American world???
- ruttager17


People can't date in Saudi, so they often marry, and therefore bone, their cousins, thereby giving their children G6PD deficiency, sickle cell and thalassemia.
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Nov 4 @ 11:08 PM ET
Thanks!

I may PM you, too, Yeti, if you don't mind.

I'm actually supposed to find someone here, but my prof won't notice.

- nayefj

All good dude.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Nov 4 @ 11:08 PM ET
I have a tough time keeping track these days.
- nated81


Trust me buddy. O know the feeling. Remember I spent a solid 6 months in my house. I left it like three times. (frank)ing sucked donkey Richard. On the bright side it was better then jail... trust me. Haha. So when it gets poopty just remember that... It could be worse.
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Nov 4 @ 11:09 PM ET
I thought that was just in the deep Southern American world???
- ruttager17

Incest knows no bounds.
nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013

Nov 4 @ 11:11 PM ET
Trust me buddy. O know the feeling. Remember I spent a solid 6 months in my house. I left it like three times. (frank)ing sucked donkey Richard. On the bright side it was better then jail... trust me. Haha. So when it gets poopty just remember that... It could be worse.
- HouseArrest187

This is true. I just wish I could work so I can make money for my family though.
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Nov 4 @ 11:12 PM ET
People can't date in Saudi, so they often marry, and therefore bone, their cousins, thereby giving their children G6PD deficiency, sickle cell and thalassemia.
- nayefj

Yeah I have heard of that, I just wanted to take the opportunity to throw a shot at Southern (cousin (frank)ing) rednecks.
Myself being a ginger of European decent am predispositioned for Hemachromatosis. Tested positive for one of the Alleles but not both so will probably pass it on to any spawn I may produce
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Nov 4 @ 11:17 PM ET
This is true. I just wish I could work so I can make money for my family though.
- nated81

Soon enough my friend
Killbot460
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Compton, AB
Joined: 08.06.2010

Nov 4 @ 11:17 PM ET
People can't date in Saudi, so they often marry, and therefore bone, their cousins, thereby giving their children G6PD deficiency, sickle cell and thalassemia.
- nayefj


that's (frank)ed up stuff

lots of whores there too
SameOld
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 07.25.2010

Nov 4 @ 11:17 PM ET
Not really
Defence. Offence
1.Orielly. 1.Hall
2.Landeskog. 2.Nugent-Hopkins
3.Nugenthopkins. 3.Duchene
4/5/6 Hall Duchene Eberle. 4.Eberle
7.Mackinnon. 5/6/7 Mackkinon Yakupov and Landeskog
8.Yakupov 8.Orielly

- Oilers42


Find me a single person (not Oil fan) who would take RNH over Duchene.
nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013

Nov 4 @ 11:17 PM ET
Soon enough my friend
- Yeti1181

I sure hope so.
nayefj
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Colorado/Qatif, Saudi Arabia/القطيف
Joined: 02.04.2010

Nov 4 @ 11:19 PM ET
Yeah I have heard of that, I just wanted to take the opportunity to throw a shot at Southern (cousin (frank)ing) rednecks.
Myself being a ginger of European decent am predispositioned for Hemachromatosis. Tested positive for one of the Alleles but not both so will probably pass it on to any spawn I may produce

- ruttager17


Goddamn. Well, your spawn will suffer a little less, so you give them that tidbit whenever they start hating you.

See because there's so much cousin-(frank)ing in Saudi, people who are about to get married are legally required to get tested for genetic compatibility beforehand to try and prevent these diseases. But I'm probably going to marry an American woman, so I'm not completely concerned. I'm done with Saudi chicks.
nayefj
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Colorado/Qatif, Saudi Arabia/القطيف
Joined: 02.04.2010

Nov 4 @ 11:20 PM ET
that's (frank)ed up stuff

lots of whores there too

- Killbot460


Said whores often take it up the arse so they don't lose their virginity, as if they're wearing purity rings or something.
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Nov 4 @ 11:23 PM ET
Goddamn. Well, your spawn will suffer a little less, so you give them that tidbit whenever they start hating you.

See because there's so much cousin-(frank)ing in Saudi, people who are about to get married are legally required to get tested for genetic compatibility beforehand to try and prevent these diseases. But I'm probably going to marry an American woman, so I'm not completely concerned. I'm done with Saudi chicks.

- nayefj

Had crazy high Iron levels a couple of years ago so had to see a hematologist and got tested. Turned out I'm not carrying the disease, but if I was all they do is phlebotomys, take out blood and just dump it in the drain I am assuming. I will aim to date a Saudi chick so that we can balance out the equation.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Nov 4 @ 11:24 PM ET
This is true. I just wish I could work so I can make money for my family though.
- nated81


I hear that brother. I have 2 kids. The only thing that saved my ass was that I still was bringing in money with my snakes. It still sucked ass and I was broke all the time cause every thing went to food and bills... that abd the boredom.... watching the sameold poop on the tv every (frank)ing day...

Never again.... well I hope so anyway.
nayefj
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Colorado/Qatif, Saudi Arabia/القطيف
Joined: 02.04.2010

Nov 4 @ 11:25 PM ET
Had crazy high Iron levels a couple of years ago so had to see a hematologist and got tested. Turned out I'm not carrying the disease, but if I was all they do is phlebotomys, take out blood and just dump it in the drain I am assuming. I will aim to date a Saudi chick so that we can balance out the equation.
- ruttager17


They treat it by draining some of your blood?

I'm sure there are some that go to college in U of A or U of C. Find them and arse-(frank) them with your throbbing, white snake.
branflakesthree
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Ladtsmith, BC
Joined: 04.27.2013

Nov 4 @ 11:28 PM ET
Any good concerts coming to town??? I don't wanna go to the oilers anymore
- Killbot460

Protest the Hero on the 15th
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Nov 4 @ 11:29 PM ET
They treat it by draining some of your blood?

I'm sure there are some that go to college in U of A or U of C. Find them and arse-(frank) them with your throbbing while snake.

- nayefj

I live south of Calgary by about 2 hours so it is slim pickings for that in Lethbridge
And yup just drain the blood to decrease levels of iron, which builds up in organs like the Heart and Liver and breaks them down, and recent studies have shown the Heart and Liver to be of vital importance in the human body. Since my blood type is fairly rare, I wouldn't let them do that, would put it in tupperware like Kramer and drive it across the border to sell it. We don't get paid for our blood up here.
nayefj
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Colorado/Qatif, Saudi Arabia/القطيف
Joined: 02.04.2010

Nov 4 @ 11:33 PM ET
I live south of Calgary by about 2 hours so it is slim pickings for that in Lethbridge
And yup just drain the blood to decrease levels of iron, which builds up in organs like the Heart and Liver and breaks them down, and recent studies have shown the Heart and Liver to be of vital importance in the human body. Since my blood type is fairly rare, I wouldn't let them do that, would put it in tupperware like Kramer and drive it across the border to sell it. We don't get paid for our blood up here.

- ruttager17


One of my potential focuses of my article would be on blood-selling. But I can't be bothered as I want to half-ass this one after being burned out.

Here's a podcast about blood, and it talks about its black market, which is apparently a thing.

http://feeds.wnyc.org/~r/...bdw9fE/radiolab073113.mp3
deks1
Edmonton Oilers
Joined: 02.13.2012

Nov 4 @ 11:34 PM ET
Find me a single person (not Oil fan) who would take RNH over Duchene.
- SameOld


at the moment, i think majority would pick duchene over rnh.
Topcheese_101
Joined: 04.25.2013

Nov 4 @ 11:34 PM ET
This team is garbage plain and simple.
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Nov 4 @ 11:37 PM ET
This team is garbage plain and simple.
- Topcheese_101

This
branflakesthree
Edmonton Oilers
Location: Ladtsmith, BC
Joined: 04.27.2013

Nov 4 @ 11:48 PM ET
I think that we should try to get Brad Marchand. I think he has the energy to get the team rolling. Plus he has a bigger target on his back than the young guns. Than trade for some bruiser like Wayne Simmonds to defend him a bit. Throw Gagne In between them on the second or maybe throw Marchand on the third with Perron, Move Yak to the first with Nuge and Hall. And play Eberle Gagne and simmonds on the second. I mean we would probably have to give up one of Eberle or Yak But i think Hemsky and a pick could bring in one of them, and a pakage of picks and prospects could get the other.
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