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HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Nov 4 @ 10:34 PM ET
Rob Ford.

He probably did blow off every hooker in Canada, including laughs' mom.

- nayefj


YOU SHUT YOUR (frank)ING MOUTH, MAMA LAUGHS IS A SAINT!!!




its his sister that's the whore.
nayefj
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Colorado/Qatif, Saudi Arabia/القطيف
Joined: 02.04.2010

Nov 4 @ 10:36 PM ET
YOU SHUT YOUR (frank)ING MOUTH, MAMA LAUGHS IS A SAINT!!!




its his sister that's the whore.

- HouseArrest187


Here's my official redaction.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Nov 4 @ 10:36 PM ET
Go on...........
- ruttager17


what up sluttsger
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Nov 4 @ 10:37 PM ET
YOU SHUT YOUR (frank)ING MOUTH, MAMA LAUGHS IS A SAINT!!!




its his sister that's the whore.

- HouseArrest187

Like mother like daughter??? Isn't that a saying???
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Nov 4 @ 10:38 PM ET
what up sluttsger
- HouseArrest187

(frank) all, supposed to be writing a paper....but I just don't feel like it after being at the hospital all day looking for a suitable transplant subject for Nated81. Is it ok to get drunk instead???
DTF69
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: I lied to get some white people on my side, AB
Joined: 02.03.2010

Nov 4 @ 10:40 PM ET
Here's my official redaction.
- nayefj


Prof gave us all a word to describe what it means to us in 500 words or less. He gave me "feminism" and just sent him back a document titled "Feminism" and then all it said was "(Redacted)"
nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013

Nov 4 @ 10:41 PM ET
(frank) all, supposed to be writing a paper....but I just don't feel like it after being at the hospital all day looking for a suitable transplant subject for Nated81. Is it ok to get drunk instead???
- ruttager17

Awe, thanks for thinking of me Rutt.
nayefj
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Colorado/Qatif, Saudi Arabia/القطيف
Joined: 02.04.2010

Nov 4 @ 10:42 PM ET
Prof gave us all a word to describe what it means to us in 500 words or less. He gave me "feminism" and just sent him back a document titled "Feminism" and then all it said was "(Redacted)"
- DTF69


HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Nov 4 @ 10:45 PM ET
(frank) all, supposed to be writing a paper....but I just don't feel like it after being at the hospital all day looking for a suitable transplant subject for Nated81. Is it ok to get drunk instead???
- ruttager17

yes. Yes it is. If it makes you feel better its monday and I just went halfers on a kag...
nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013

Nov 4 @ 10:49 PM ET
yes. Yes it is. If it makes you feel better its monday and I just went halfers on a kag...
- HouseArrest187

It's Monday?
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Nov 4 @ 10:50 PM ET
Awe, thanks for thinking of me Rutt.
- nated81

The search does not go well my friend, they are all older, none of them are dying of heart failure....just not sure how long an 80yr old ticker would do in your body. I will try to sneak into ICU and pull the plug on someone who is younger with a good ticker.
ruttager17
Edmonton Oilers
Location: "Don't worry about me, worry about yourself". -EKLB DNZ supreme , AB
Joined: 10.21.2011

Nov 4 @ 10:51 PM ET
yes. Yes it is. If it makes you feel better its monday and I just went halfers on a kag...
- HouseArrest187

That actually does make me feel better. Pretty sure a 6 pack and a couple of gravol will do the trick...I may even get the motivation to write that paper on diabetes
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Nov 4 @ 10:54 PM ET
The search does not go well my friend, they are all older, none of them are dying of heart failure....just not sure how long an 80yr old ticker would do in your body. I will try to sneak into ICU and pull the plug on someone who is younger with a good ticker.
- ruttager17

PICU might have some good candidates and they are younger.
nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013

Nov 4 @ 10:54 PM ET
The search does not go well my friend, they are all older, none of them are dying of heart failure....just not sure how long an 80yr old ticker would do in your body. I will try to sneak into ICU and pull the plug on someone who is younger with a good ticker.
- ruttager17

Remember, type O.
nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013

Nov 4 @ 10:54 PM ET
PICU might have some good candidates and they are younger.
- Yeti1181

Now we're talkin!
nayefj
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Colorado/Qatif, Saudi Arabia/القطيف
Joined: 02.04.2010

Nov 4 @ 10:55 PM ET
That actually does make me feel better. Pretty sure a 6 pack and a couple of gravol will do the trick...I may even get the motivation to write that paper on diabetes
- ruttager17


I have to write an article about blood-banking, and the shortage of blood in Morgantown, WV. The doctor/professor was giving me 10 pages worth of material per question I asked her.

Say nated81, did you ever need a blood transfusion, or had to do autotransfusion, by any chance?
nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013

Nov 4 @ 10:56 PM ET
I have to write an article about blood-banking, and the shortage of blood in Morgantown, WV. The doctor/professor was giving me 10 pages worth of material per question I asked her.

Say nated81, did you ever need a blood transfusion, or had to do autotransfusion, by any chance?

- nayefj

I did need a transfusion, I had low hemoglobin.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Nov 4 @ 11:01 PM ET
That actually does make me feel better. Pretty sure a 6 pack and a couple of gravol will do the trick...I may even get the motivation to write that paper on diabetes
- ruttager17

glad I could help. and good luck on the paper.
nayefj
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Colorado/Qatif, Saudi Arabia/القطيف
Joined: 02.04.2010

Nov 4 @ 11:02 PM ET
I did need a transfusion, I had low hemoglobin.
- nated81


Ah. I may enlist your help in the next few days, if you don't mind. If wouldn't mind, that is.

I have an obsession about the whole thing just because I can't donate blood. I have G6PD deficiency, which is big in the Arab World since many people marry their cousins, like my parents. Those cousin-(frank)ers.
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Nov 4 @ 11:02 PM ET
I did need a transfusion, I had low hemoglobin.
- nated81

I think I ended up with 3 or 4 blood transfusion by the end of it.
HouseArrest187
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ITS ON LIKE DONKEYKONG.... You know.... If he was sitting on a porch..., SK
Joined: 08.01.2012

Nov 4 @ 11:02 PM ET
It's Monday?
- nated81

saddly yes.
Yeti1181
Referee
Edmonton Oilers
Location: I'm AWESOME, AB
Joined: 07.27.2012

Nov 4 @ 11:02 PM ET
glad I could help. and good luck on the paper.
- HouseArrest187

nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013

Nov 4 @ 11:03 PM ET
Ah. I may enlist your help in the next few days, if you don't mind. If wouldn't mind, that is.

I have an obsession about the whole thing just because I can't donate blood. I have G6PD deficiency, which is big in the Arab World since many people marry their cousins, like my parents. Those cousin-(frank)ers.

- nayefj

Sure, man. Just PM me and I'll do my best to help you out.
nated81
Edmonton Oilers
Location: ON
Joined: 07.09.2013

Nov 4 @ 11:03 PM ET
saddly yes.
- HouseArrest187

I have a tough time keeping track these days.
nayefj
Colorado Avalanche
Location: Colorado/Qatif, Saudi Arabia/القطيف
Joined: 02.04.2010

Nov 4 @ 11:04 PM ET
Sure, man. Just PM me and I'll do my best to help you out.
- nated81


Thanks!

I may PM you, too, Yeti, if you don't mind.

I'm actually supposed to find someone here, but my prof won't notice.
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