Q: Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Bruins players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q: What is the difference between a Bruins fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Q: What do Boston Bruins fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Q: What do the Boston Bruins and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 15,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: What is the difference between a bucket of poop and an Boston Bruins fan?
A: The bucket.

Q: How do you casterate an Boston Bruins fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

Q: What should you do if you find three Boston Bruins hockey fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

Q: What does a Boston Bruins fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Boston Bruins fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog

Q: Why don't the Bruins drink tea?
A: Because the Canadiens, Leafs and Red Wings have all the cups.
- jimi james

Not bad. Liked the highlighted one the most.

Q: What do the Boston Bruins and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 15,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Bruins players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q: What is the difference between a Bruins fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Q: What do Boston Bruins fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Q: What is the difference between a bucket of poop and an Boston Bruins fan?
A: The bucket.

Q: How do you casterate an Boston Bruins fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

Q: What should you do if you find three Boston Bruins hockey fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

Q: What does a Boston Bruins fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Boston Bruins fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog

Q: Why don't the Bruins drink tea?
A: Because the Canadiens, Leafs and Red Wings have all the cups.
- jimi james

Changed it to the HABS .... Perfect

That's a coin flip, if you ask me.
- bixll

Mornin'....how goes the life of Bix today?

Dear Colin. I love Lithuania.

http://sourcefed.com/lith...eerleaders-lovely-ladies/

Changed it to the HABS .... Perfect
- .HOHO.

ExcePt the last one.

Mornin'....how goes the life of Bix today?
- Colin Dambrauskas

Stress is a terrible downer.

ExcePt the last one.
- Drapz

good eye

Stress is a terrible downer.
- bixll

Stress: when the mind overides the body's desire to choke the living poop out of someone who desperately deserves it

Stress: when the mind overides the body's desire to choke the living poop out of someone who desperately deserves it
- jimi james

I wish.

ExcePt the last one.
- Drapz

I took that one out

Dear Colin. I love Lithuania.

http://sourcefed.com/lith...eerleaders-lovely-ladies/


- AdamFrench

Awesome

I see HH is still in denial that Bozak has fallen to #3 on the depth chart. Times are tough. What's the word on Bolland? Gone for the season?

Dear Colin. I love Lithuania.

http://sourcefed.com/lith...eerleaders-lovely-ladies/


- AdamFrench

Well that was a lovely look on this cold newfie day.... ...They fk'n hot..

Stress is a terrible downer.
- bixll

Yes...yes it can be! But if I've learnt anything about stress is that if you let it overcome you, then other things will be wrapped up within its anguish rather than finding the positives in the little things in life!

Awesome
- Colin Dambrauskas

You think what I'm thinking?


ROOOOAD TRIP!!!!!!

Well that was a lovely look on this cold newfie day.... ...They fk'n hot..
- Fruitcakenipple

I share potential roots with them, they could be distant cousins...EYES OFF THE PRIZE BOYS!!!!!

You think what I'm thinking?


ROOOOAD TRIP!!!!!!
- AdamFrench

I certainly want to visit soon with my grandpa...hes been twice and hes getting up there in age so would love to visit with him. He knows a bit of the language, I know three words...but apparently its a great place to visit!

Yes...yes it can be! But if I've learnt anything about stress is that if you let it overcome you, then other things will be wrapped up within its anguish rather than finding the positives in the little things in life!
- Colin Dambrauskas

Client wants a deliver date on a 1.5 milly deal, and our supplier is dragging their feet on a reply to us.. Stress..

India launched a mission to mars for a little more than Kessels contract.

Client wants a deliver date on a 1.5 milly deal, and our supplier is dragging their feet on a reply to us.. Stress..
- bixll

Just one supplier?

The reporter is hilarious.. Right off the bat she says the fan should be charged. Then goes on to tell the story like shes completely horrified at what happened. There's no way the mascot was hurt by that unless hes 65+ years old. The fan just made a dumb decision and probably thought he was being funny.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

completely agree.

I've had mascot grab me and "mock bite my head off" at Sharks games... yes you get a bit banged around ... but its all in good fun.

that take-down was epic...

but I wonder since this was in Victoria - if Marty the Marmot was embelishing?



too soon?

Just one supplier?
- Drapz

We manufacture product, but the we have to wait to receive the supplies to build our products. One supplier can bottleneck a major project.

completely agree.

I've had mascot grab me and "mock bite my head off" at Sharks games... yes you get a bit banged around ... but its all in good fun.

that take-down was epic...

but I wonder since this was in Victoria - if Marty the Marmot was embelishing?



too soon?
- BorjeFan4Ever

Probably....

Client wants a deliver date on a 1.5 milly deal, and our supplier is dragging their feet on a reply to us.. Stress..
- bixll

which town?

Nothing Dreger says is dumber than what most people say on here. But im going to go out on a limb and say he probably has more insider information than you.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

totally agree... but I would say this as well.

for as much "inside information" that these guys supposedly have - they certainly don't say anything dumber than most on here... but they also don't come up with anything that folks on here don't come up with as well.