If I was an Avalanche player, I'd cease the opportunity that fighting is allowed when it happens on the ice, and I'd violently punch Varlamov in the face.
- Pecafan Fan

I'm guessing Downie was rattling his Gal.

Could be he just grabbed her out of bed and threw her in the car....assault and kidnapping.

Sorry guys I got distracted.

Anyway, I stop by to grab the boy yesterday from practise.

Hey coach, working them pretty hard today.

Yes, big game Saturday for the league final and provincials on the horizon.

I just wanted to let you know that 26jr will be there Saturday but not the 2 following Saturdays, we will be away.

Oh, well you know my stance on team commitment, he's really gonna let the team down.

Really? With all due respect coach, he's played about 6 minutes all season, and hasn't seen the field for the last 3 games.

I told all the parents including yourself that I play the veterans, and I play to win.

No I get it, just not sure how he'd be missed?

He's an vocal inspiration to the veterans on the sidelines

Like a cheer leader?

No, but if you wanna put it that way...

Listen, maybe next year you may want to check his football schedule before you go booking time off.

then he walks away

I'm guessing Downie was rattling his Gal.

Could be he just grabbed her out of bed and threw her in the car....assault and kidnapping.
- stormey

interesting/dumb theory

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- EricEngels

hi.

dammnnnnnnn

Sorry guys I got distracted.

Anyway, I stop by to grab the boy yesterday from practise.

Hey coach, working them pretty hard today.

Yes, big game Saturday for the league final and provincials on the horizon.

I just wanted to let you know that 26jr will be there Saturday but not the 2 following Saturdays, we will be away.

Oh, well you know my stance on team commitment, he's really gonna let the team down.

Really? With all due respect coach, he's played about 6 minutes all season, and hasn't seen the field for the last 3 games.

I told all the parents including yourself that I play the veterans, and I play to win.

No I get it, just not sure how he'd be missed?

He's an vocal inspiration to the veterans on the sidelines

Like a cheer leader?

No, but if you wanna put it that way...

Listen, maybe next year you may want to check his football schedule before you go booking time off.

then he walks away
- pete26

excellent story


coach seems like a Richard

If I was an Avalanche player, I'd cease the opportunity that fighting is allowed when it happens on the ice, and I'd violently punch Varlamov in the face.
- Pecafan Fan

DING!

interesting/dumb theory
- Crimsoninja

Oh hey....we are in first place. Lets trade our first line RW for a plug.

Oh hey....we are in first place. Lets trade our first line RW for a plug.
- stormey

don't worry man your theory just hit too close to home with his Failers

Oh hey....we are in first place. Lets trade our first line RW for a plug.
- stormey

enough about the jvr trade for (frank)s sake

enough about the jvr trade for (frank)s sake
- Crimsoninja

and the carter...

and so on

Sorry guys I got distracted.

Anyway, I stop by to grab the boy yesterday from practise.

Hey coach, working them pretty hard today.

Yes, big game Saturday for the league final and provincials on the horizon.

I just wanted to let you know that 26jr will be there Saturday but not the 2 following Saturdays, we will be away.

Oh, well you know my stance on team commitment, he's really gonna let the team down.

Really? With all due respect coach, he's played about 6 minutes all season, and hasn't seen the field for the last 3 games.

I told all the parents including yourself that I play the veterans, and I play to win.

No I get it, just not sure how he'd be missed?

He's an vocal inspiration to the veterans on the sidelines

Like a cheer leader?

No, but if you wanna put it that way...

Listen, maybe next year you may want to check his football schedule before you go booking time off.

then he walks away
- pete26

What a jerk.

How old is your son?

Elle fait bien...il a un méchant problème dans la tête, comme ses crisses de 2 de pique de fans.
- stinger67

C'est un attention whore. Il doit choquer pour attirer l'attention. Là il est allé trop loin et il a perdu tous ses revenus sur son site.

C'est vrai qu'à la base, l'art est là pour choquer, mais dans son genre d'humour, il marche sur une très fine ligne.

C'est un attention whore. Il doit choquer pour attirer l'attention. Là il est allé trop loin et il a perdu tous ses revenus sur son site.

C'est vrai qu'à la base, l'art est là pour choquer, mais dans son genre d'humour, il marche sur une très fine ligne.
- QuebecPride

Un gros épais qui marche sur une ligne fine...

Ça pouvait pas bien se terminer.

Un gros épais qui marche sur une ligne fine...

Ça pouvait pas bien se terminer.
- Pecafan Fan

enough about the jvr trade for (frank)s sake
- Crimsoninja

you gotta admit...it's a hell of a coincidence.

What a jerk.

How old is your son?
- Pecafan Fan

Just turned 15.

I'll fix that (frank)ers wagon next year, when he comes a beggin' for sponsorship money like he did this year.

Just turned 15.

I'll fix that (frank)ers wagon next year, when he comes a beggin' for sponsorship money like he did this year.
- pete26

he'll then take it out on your son...

unfortunate

Just turned 15.

I'll fix that (frank)ers wagon next year, when he comes a beggin' for sponsorship money like he did this year.
- pete26

*pictures Pete sitting in rocking chair on porch with a piece of hay hanging out of his mouth*

*firing shotgun in the air*

"NOW DON'T YOU COME BACK NOW YA HEAR!!!"

Just turned 15.

I'll fix that (frank)ers wagon next year, when he comes a beggin' for sponsorship money like he did this year.
- pete26

So let me get this right...

You pay in order to get your son on a football team, and you give money to sponsor the team in some way.

But the fat (frank) thinks he's coaching an NFL team and he's sitting guys for almost a complete season?





That doesn't make a lot of sense...

penultimate
- -davies-

Why would you root for such a filthy disgusting team if you aren't from there?

So let me get this right...

You pay in order to get your son on a football team, and you give money to sponsor the team in some way.

But the fat (frank) thinks he's coaching an NFL team and he's sitting guys for almost a complete season?





That doesn't make a lot of sense...
- Pecafan Fan

Provincials are coming up bro...

Provincials are coming up bro...
- Crimsoninja

Paying to watch your son not play football.

Provincials are coming up bro...
- Crimsoninja

No problem with making your best players play (more) during the provincials, but not for September games.

Paying to watch your son not play football.
- Pecafan Fan

The best is driving 45 minutes to watch him play 2 minutes...on a cold windy day.


Good times.