I handle things on a daily basis that will give you some good rashes.


*Waits for somebody to make a penis joke*
- lumlums

*makes penis joke*

I handle things on a daily basis that will give you some good rashes.


*Waits for somebody to make a penis joke*
- lumlums

I'll give it a go:

You should wear gloves when you take a piss.

First!
- Matt_Henderson

Well played sir.

Bachman plays today because Dubnyk is injured and Labarberra sucks donkey ass.
- Matt_Henderson

FIXED!!!

She asked why my friends have such weidd names then called you hooligans.
- Yeti1181

I'll give it a go:

You should wear gloves when you take a piss.
- nated81

That was a pretty piss-poor attempt...

She asked why my friends have such weidd names then called you hooligans.
- Yeti1181

weird names??

like who?

I handle things on a daily basis that will give you some good rashes.


*Waits for somebody to make a penis joke*
- lumlums

Leave laughs sister alone. It's not healthy.

Leave laughs sister alone. It's not healthy.
- HouseArrest187

That's more like it

That was a pretty piss-poor attempt...
- lumlums

Yeah, they can't all be gems.

Yeah, they can't all be gems.
- nated81

Then you, Sir, have lower standards than I

Then you, Sir, have lower standards than I
- lumlums

This coming from the guy that got a rash from laughs sister.

weird names??

like who?
- hugefemale dog77

Did you not back read jesus.

This coming from the guy that got a rash from laughs sister.
- HouseArrest187

It was indeed a rash decision on my part...

It was indeed a rash decision on my part...
- lumlums

Had an itch you just couldn't scratch you could say.

Did you not back read jesus.
- Yeti1181

this would require effort.
yeah, nah

Over/under on Oilers players getting injured tonight set to 2.5.

Had an itch you just couldn't scratch you could say.
- HouseArrest187

OMG, you guys related to Principe?

OMG, you guys related to Principe?
- nated81

You could say that it's in the "Gene"s

holy eff we need a win

You could say that it's in the "Gene"s
- lumlums

This is just way to punny.

this would require effort.
yeah, nah
- hugefemale dog77

It was laughs, house and lums

holy eff we need a win
- hugefemale dog77

Nope, we need to tank until something happens.

She asked why my friends have such weidd names then called you hooligans.
- Yeti1181

Pfttttt. Nothing but classy, upstanding individuals in here. That is until trashy supertrolls like Munky, Newmy, Mister C and the countless number of Casucks trolls grace us with their unwanted presence.

It was laughs, house and lums
- Yeti1181

What was her reaction to you having a friend named HouseArrest?