That's creative Honda.....But I'm sure Kaletta would crawl inside is own vagina and hide before he fought either of the two.

I'd like to see Bolland tune him up!
- Byfuglien Ate Me

Let Clarkson finish his business with the Sabres.. They got him suspended for 10 games. I don't think he'd need much motivation

Gonna be tag team wrestling when they play. Orr & McLaren vs Scott & Kaletta. In true wrestling spirit, since Kaletta is the smallest but yet the most evil of the four, he'll have a foreign object in his hockey pants.

First tag team match, Orr & McLaren lose when they get counted out of the ring.
They ask for a rematch. In the 2nd match, Kaletta & Scott get disqualified for using an illegal object. That sets up the 3rd match, IN A CAGE!!!!!!!!! at Wrestlemania!!!!!!!!
- GCHonda

Problem with this little story is Kaleta would run off the ice the instant either Orr and McLaren dropped there gloves.

That's creative Honda.....But I'm sure Kaletta would crawl inside is own vagina and hide before he fought either of the two.

I'd like to see Bolland tune him up!
- Byfuglien Ate Me

Ashton kicking the poop out of Ott was the highlight of preseason

especially since it happened like a day after a couple guys were trying to tell me Ashton couldn't fight.

Ashton kicking the poop out of Ott was the highlight of preseason

especially since it happened like a day after a couple guys were trying to tell me Ashton couldn't fight.


- Big_Lightnin

I don't think it was Ott

NVM

I don't think it was Ott
- Arctic_AARDVARK

- Big_Lightnin

yea my bad.

That's creative Honda.....But I'm sure Kaletta would crawl inside is own vagina and hide before he fought either of the two.

I'd like to see Bolland tune him up!
- Byfuglien Ate Me

Ya but in true wrestling form, Kaletta is a coward. He knows he's going to get his ass kicked. However he knows he's got that illegal object in his his hockey pants when he starts to get pounded. Ohh yeah, Bolland would seriously lay the smackdown ROCK style on Kaletta. He would make sure Kaletta SHUTS HIS MOUTH!!!!

CAN U SMELL WHAT THE BOLLAND...................IS COOKING???????

Problem with this little story is Kaleta would run off the ice the instant either Orr and McLaren dropped there gloves.
- Big_Lightnin

Grab the weasel ny the neck b4 he can get away!!

That's creative Honda.....But I'm sure Kaletta would crawl inside is own vagina and hide before he fought either of the two.

I'd like to see Bolland tune him up!
- Byfuglien Ate Me

Nope... not Bolland. Let Fraser have him. Good warm up - kind of welcome back to the NHL kind of scrap.

besides ... I would think that by the time the game comes around, the Buffalo media will have Freakarenko cast as the terminator... best player, best fighter... you know - super human.

Freakarenko will beat Orr and McLaren ... then eat their hearts!

Nope... not Bolland. Let Fraser have him. Good warm up - kind of welcome back to the NHL kind of scrap.

besides ... I would think that by the time the game comes around, the Buffalo media will have Freakarenko cast as the terminator... best player, best fighter... you know - super human.

Freakarenko will beat Orr and McLaren ... then eat their hearts!
- BorjeFan4Ever

So weird how big of a hard-on GARTH has for that guy.

Nope... not Bolland. Let Fraser have him. Good warm up - kind of welcome back to the NHL kind of scrap.

besides ... I would think that by the time the game comes around, the Buffalo media will have Freakarenko cast as the terminator... best player, best fighter... you know - super human.

Freakarenko will beat Orr and McLaren ... then eat their hearts!
- BorjeFan4Ever

Geez, I don't think they should even play that night, play Bodie and Broll, we won't miss them as much

So weird how big of a hard-on GARTH has for that guy.
- BetterCallSaul

Kid's registered 1 shot on goal in the last 5 games.

You'd think he was on the Leafs PP!

Nope... not Bolland. Let Fraser have him. Good warm up - kind of welcome back to the NHL kind of scrap.

besides ... I would think that by the time the game comes around, the Buffalo media will have Freakarenko cast as the terminator... best player, best fighter... you know - super human.

Freakarenko will beat Orr and McLaren ... then eat their hearts!
- BorjeFan4Ever

After Orr & McLaren lay a beating on Scott & Kaletta, Freakernko will get in the ring to interefere but the two Leaf Twin Towers will lay double DDT to the big freak rebdering him unconcious!!!

Geez, I don't think they should even play that night, play Bodie and Broll, we won't miss them as much
- Byfuglien Ate Me

Bodie's done wearing skates to the rink on game day for a while. Nice cushy loafers and a bag of popcorn for him from now on.

Bodie's done wearing skates to the rink on game day for a while. Nice cushy loafers and a bag of popcorn for him from now on.
- Big_Lightnin

Bodie will have a nice long career as a great enforcer....................
IN THE AHL!!!!

Leafs win, Kessel gets 3 and people wanna whine that Bozak didn't get a point.

Leafs win, Kessel gets 3 and people wanna whine that Bozak didn't get a point.
- honesthockey

We're still talking about that?

Leafs win, Kessel gets 3 and people wanna whine that Bozak didn't get a point.
- honesthockey

Ya but were sooooooooooooooo use to this, why would it even be a discussion?

Leafs win, Kessel gets 3 and people wanna whine that Bozak didn't get a point.
- honesthockey

All I said was since he won't contribute offensively he needs to dominate his face-offs and keep the D-zone clean for Kessel and JVR.

And that anyone else would have gotten an assist or two by accident...

Leafs win, Kessel gets 3 and people wanna whine that Bozak didn't get a point.
- honesthockey

They are all ignorant - it clearly takes a lot of skill to be on a line with a guy who gets a hat trick and not manage to get a point. Probably jumping the (frank) out of the way of the puck.

All I said was since he won't contribute offensively he needs to dominate his face-offs and keep the D-zone clean for Kessel and JVR.

And that anyone else would have gotten an assist or two by accident...
- BetterCallSaul

Ya hard to imagine, a RW star scores 3 goals & his center doesn't even get an assist on one of the goals. Kinda weird when u think about it. Isn't the center suppose to be a big part of his RW's hatrick?

I remember growing up watching Darryl center a line with Lanny & when Lanny would get a hatrick, Sittler would be a HUGE part of it.

They are all ignorant - it clearly takes a lot of skill to be on a line with a guy who gets a hat trick and not manage to get a point. Probably jumping the (frank) out of the way of the puck.
- BlowMonkey

Nailed it.

Im going to miss W.Clarksons first four games.


Excellent win last night. Solid game by Phaneufatroninator.

Ya hard to imagine, a RW star scores 3 goals & his center doesn't even get an assist on one of the goals. Kinda weird when u think about it. Isn't the center suppose to be a big part of his RW's hatrick?

I remember growing up watching Darryl center a line with Lanny & when Lanny would get a hatrick, Sittler would be a HUGE part of it.
- GCHonda

It amazes me that he didn't get a single point

Im going to miss W.Clarksons first four games.


Excellent win last night. Solid game by Phaneufatroninator.
- systemtool

You leaving for vacation right?